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Subject: Now I know how it feels...

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: Helveck
For so long, I sat on top of my mighty high blue mountain, and looked down upon all of you with disgust. For years, I have been adored as a Mythic by many of you. I've even Beene referred to as "Intrepid", "Exalted" and "Fabled"! I was one of the few who had reached te pinnacle of Internet perfection. But now, I have been stripped of my title and power over the masses. Reduced to nothing more than a common "Member".

Now that I feel the pain of many, and so I say we take a stand against all of those who would call themselves "Heroic", "Legendary" or "Mythic". Let us show them that we are better, and just because they possess a powerful title that makes them more Elite than us, does not mean we can't outshine them at being plain old normal "Members."

I promise never to forget this humbling experience, and that I will always be a friend to you common peasants, right up until I'm given my Mythic title again.

At which time, we never met, and no we were never friends. Because I'll be better than you again.


*refuses to acknowledge this lowly 'members' presence*

  • 08.19.2012 9:39 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Marry me.

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
This is one of the stupidest threads I've ever read. You're on par with Hooble and sparatin ken at the moment. The fact that the idea for this thread ever popped into your head is proof that you clearly don't deserve access to the Internet.

Nobody cares that you got banned and nobody ever will.

*goes to OP's house*
*goes to OP's bathroom*
*opens OP's medicine cabinet*
*retrieves medicine*
*puts in OP's mouth*


And I was banned for posting in the greatest thread of 2012. And 2013, cause ain't nothing gonna compete. Word.

  • 08.19.2012 9:40 AM PDT


Posted by: IRISH 249
Quit your damn yapping and get my slippers!
lolwat? He is still your elder as he is pre-Halo 3, 2006 being the last acceptable year. So you go get him some coffee now.

So he can bring it to me because I am thirsty. Lowly members. Our word is law. Praise the Mythics in all their glory. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the lords. Let us give thanks to the lords our Gods. It is right to give thanks amd praise.

  • 08.19.2012 9:44 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

You must not attend Mass often.

Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: IRISH 249
Quit your damn yapping and get my slippers!
lolwat? He is still your elder as he is pre-Halo 3, 2006 being the last acceptable year. So you go get him some coffee now.

So he can bring it to me because I am thirsty. Lowly members. Our word is law. Praise the Mythics in all their glory. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the lords. Let us give thanks to the lords our Gods. It is right to give thanks amd praise.

  • 08.19.2012 9:46 AM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: IRISH 249
Quit your damn yapping and get my slippers!
lolwat? He is still your elder as he is pre-Halo 3, 2006 being the last acceptable year. So you go get him some coffee now.

So he can bring it to me because I am thirsty. Lowly members. Our word is law. Praise the Mythics in all their glory. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the lords. Let us give thanks to the lords our Gods. It is right to give thanks amd praise.

Proof that mythics fail.

  • 08.19.2012 9:47 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Helveck
And I was banned for posting in the greatest thread of 2012. And 2013, cause ain't nothing gonna compete. Word.
Arrghh.. *sigh*

  • 08.19.2012 9:50 AM PDT


Posted by: Cobravert
Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: IRISH 249
Quit your damn yapping and get my slippers!
lolwat? He is still your elder as he is pre-Halo 3, 2006 being the last acceptable year. So you go get him some coffee now.

So he can bring it to me because I am thirsty. Lowly members. Our word is law. Praise the Mythics in all their glory. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the lords. Let us give thanks to the lords our Gods. It is right to give thanks amd praise.

Proof that mythics fail.
On the contrary. You see, I am typing from my phone right now. As such I deliberately put what the commoners would think of as an error. Thus I instantly become that much more noticable and my quote/post ratio continues to increase. These are the tricks you learn once you ascend.

  • 08.19.2012 9:52 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Freakin'hilarious. Me thinks we have a former alter server in our midst.
Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: IRISH 249
Quit your damn yapping and get my slippers!
lolwat? He is still your elder as he is pre-Halo 3, 2006 being the last acceptable year. So you go get him some coffee now.

So he can bring it to me because I am thirsty. Lowly members. Our word is law. Praise the Mythics in all their glory. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the lords. Let us give thanks to the lords our Gods. It is right to give thanks amd praise.

  • 08.19.2012 9:53 AM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

It is not that bad, you get free scraps from Bungie once a month!

  • 08.19.2012 9:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

You'll turn on them, and join us again...

you always do

  • 08.19.2012 9:55 AM PDT
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Helveck is on my level now!

  • 08.19.2012 10:03 AM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

A mythic once gave me a haypenny for some bread!

  • 08.19.2012 10:04 AM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit


Posted by: eg0dude
Helveck is on my level now!
No, he is below us.

  • 08.19.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Peasants? I didn't know we were considered that low.

  • 08.19.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Helveck | Member

^ This makes my eyes hurt.

  • 08.19.2012 11:21 AM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
Sarsion.net
Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

This is almost as sad as accidentally erasing a Pokémon save.

Don't worry! You can capture all the Pokeymans again, Helveck!

Professor Oak will rate your Pokédex and you can feel accomplished once again.

  • 08.19.2012 11:23 AM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: SonicJohn
This is almost as sad as accidentally erasing a Pokémon save.

Don't worry! You can capture all the Pokeymans again, Helveck!

Professor Oak will rate your Pokédex and you can feel accomplished once again.
Analogical win.

[Edited on 08.19.2012 11:30 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2012 11:24 AM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Woah, what happened? o.O?

  • 08.19.2012 12:02 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................


Posted by: Helveck
For so long, I sat on top of my mighty high blue mountain, and looked down upon all of you with disgust. For years, I have been adored as a Mythic by many of you. I've even been referred to as "Intrepid", "Exalted" and "Fabled"! I was one of the few who had reached te pinnacle of Internet perfection. But now, I have been stripped of my title and power over the masses. Reduced to nothing more than a common "Member".

Now that I feel the pain of many, and so I say we take a stand against all of those who would call themselves "Heroic", "Legendary" or "Mythic". Let us show them that we are better, and just because they possess a powerful title that makes them more Elite than us, does not mean we can't outshine them at being plain old normal "Members."

I promise never to forget this humbling experience, and that I will always be a friend to you common peasants, right up until I'm given my Mythic title again.

At which time, we never met, and no we were never friends. Because I'll be better than you again.



To be honest i don't see how a single ban could have stripped you of both titles, Or at least all the way down. many other mythics ( that i won't name due to forum rules ) have taken ban hits and been fine.

  • 08.19.2012 12:06 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Take back your city, Members of bnet.

  • 08.19.2012 12:08 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

Thats to bad OP.

  • 08.19.2012 12:11 PM PDT

Posted by: acnboy34
Take back your city, Members of bnet.
This thread is the instrument of your liberation!

  • 08.19.2012 12:12 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

So while you were a Mythic you though Mythic was master race... Now you are a member so you think member is master race...

That is what we call situational ethics you hypocrite... Just take your ban and complain about it in the title thread like me. lol

  • 08.19.2012 12:13 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

Wait i looked at your groups OP does that mean you are kciked out of mythic members.

  • 08.19.2012 12:14 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

This thread is a trap.

Helveck was bribed into creating this thread to lure all of the elitist Mythics into the open, and then BAM! They'll strip us of our pride when we least expect it by smashing us with the Banhammer.

Don't post in this thread, Mythics! They will find you and take you down as soon as you... wait... what was that? I heard a noise outside of my window. I think it might be ninj

[Edited on 08.19.2012 12:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2012 12:25 PM PDT