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Subject: Funniest speach witnessed in any halo game.
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I want to know some of the funniest things you have heard any covenant or marine say in any of the halo games.
Like the fact that some brutes make frequent references to eating you.
Or that marines in reach want to know what is like to be a spartan.
So share with us some of the funny comments your ai have made, friend or foe alike.

  • 08.20.2012 4:35 AM PDT

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"The Covenant are on Reach. Repeat, the Covenant are on Reach."
* said with so little animation you'd swear he wasn't even interested *

  • 08.20.2012 4:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz


Posted by: switch 104 sv
"The Covenant are on Reach. Repeat, the Covenant are on Reach."
* said with so little animation you'd swear he wasn't even interested *
Oh god this, it sounded like he was busy reading a gripping novel at the time and just casually said it into a radio without taking his eyes off a book...

  • 08.20.2012 4:54 AM PDT

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Halo: Reach has some of the worst voice acting.

OT: Secret grunt in Halo 2.

  • 08.20.2012 5:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: switch 104 sv
"The Covenant are on Reach. Repeat, the Covenant are on Reach."
* said with so little animation you'd swear he wasn't even interested *
Oh god this, it sounded like he was busy reading a gripping novel at the time and just casually said it into a radio without taking his eyes off a book...


Yup, The Fall of Reach was what he was reading.

  • 08.20.2012 5:02 AM PDT

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Posted by: CoolCJ24

Posted by: switch 104 sv
"The Covenant are on Reach. Repeat, the Covenant are on Reach."
* said with so little animation you'd swear he wasn't even interested *
Oh god this, it sounded like he was busy reading a gripping novel at the time and just casually said it into a radio without taking his eyes off a book...


Yup, The Fall of Reach was what he was reading.

Haha! "Like"

  • 08.20.2012 5:05 AM PDT
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Well, the funniest thing i have heard is a halo 3 grunt throw a plasma grenade and chant, "how do you like this for b1u3 b411s!".
i cracked up laughing and that plasma grenade killed me.
it was that funny.

  • 08.20.2012 5:38 AM PDT

I'd have to say in Halo 3, one of the grunts says "You killed Poon-flip. He was the flippiest poon I ever knew!"

...classic.

  • 08.20.2012 8:07 AM PDT
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"Oh no, not again!" Makes me chuckle everytime.

  • 08.20.2012 8:09 AM PDT

"You killed Flip-Yap!...Or was it Yap-Flip, I don't remember. Anyway; we went to nipple academy together! And now he's dead!

  • 08.20.2012 9:42 AM PDT

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"You killed Flip-Yap!...Or was it Yap-Flip, I don't remember. Anyway; we went to nipple academy together! And now he's dead!


Oh god, heard this the other day and couldn't stop laughing.

  • 08.20.2012 11:08 AM PDT
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"He was my lover!" - Brute at the Ark.

"Let me turret, you suck at it" - Actually heard Buck say this.

  • 08.20.2012 11:14 AM PDT

I like the IWHBYD Legendary Halo 3 conversation about the "password" on Crow's Nest.

  • 08.20.2012 11:25 AM PDT

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Marines saying "my face, my beautiful face" when you shoot the in the ass in Halo 2.

  • 08.20.2012 11:46 AM PDT

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I like the IWHBYD Legendary Halo 3 conversation about the "password" on Crow's Nest.

Who, Church and Caboose? As far as I know you don't need the IWHBYD skull on for that to occur.

OT: I have only heard this ONCE on Halo: Reach: "They have a Cave Troll! Oh wait, it's a Wraith ... Never mind".

I never thought to save the clip because I thought it would pop up again because I had the IWHBYD skull on. I remember the marine that said it, where he said it and on the level he said it but I have never heard him say it again and this is 2 years later.

  • 08.20.2012 11:46 AM PDT

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This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: TheSpiderChief
OT: I have only heard this ONCE on Halo: Reach: "They have a Cave Troll! Oh wait, it's a Wraith ... Never mind".


I've heard that one too. I think mine happened on ONI Sword Base outside while on the Warthog.

The Grunts in Halo 3/ODST with IWHBYD activated are hilarious. I love the one when you kill a bunch of Grunts and you think you have kiled them all and you suddenly hear ''YOU GIANT BULLYING MONSTERR''

  • 08.20.2012 12:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: switch 104 sv
"The Covenant are on Reach. Repeat, the Covenant are on Reach."
* said with so little animation you'd swear he wasn't even interested *



That, and:

"Kat, 6, push back. the attack. on. Swordbase."


Carter sounded so bored.

  • 08.20.2012 12:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheSpiderChief
OT: I have only heard this ONCE on Halo: Reach: "They have a Cave Troll! Oh wait, it's a Wraith ... Never mind".


I've heard that one too. I think mine happened on ONI Sword Base outside while on the Warthog.


:O I too heard it on ONI: Sword Base, right outside the building when you first encounter Wraiths in Halo: Reach.

  • 08.20.2012 1:04 PM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

Johnsons legendary speech in the Metropolis cutscene. Or the flip-yap speech.

  • 08.20.2012 1:30 PM PDT

I run Skirmish!!!

the grunts in halo 3 are hilarious with the iwhbyd skull activated, such great dialog

  • 08.20.2012 1:57 PM PDT

The Hunters. God they make the worst speeches with their fuel rods.

  • 08.20.2012 2:50 PM PDT

*playing as The Arbiter in Halo 2*

*looks at Grunt*

Grunt: "Arbiter, tell me a story."

  • 08.20.2012 4:34 PM PDT
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*playing as The Arbiter in Halo 2*

*looks at Grunt*

Grunt: "if hungry, eat Jackal"

  • 08.20.2012 6:42 PM PDT

http://www.capturemyhaloclips.com/ - Get your Halo clips captured.
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"Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackel, say thank you ..."

  • 08.20.2012 6:44 PM PDT

In memory of Flip-Yap


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I like the IWHBYD Legendary Halo 3 conversation about the "password" on Crow's Nest.


Agreed.

  • 08.26.2012 5:22 PM PDT

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