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Subject: Funniest speach witnessed in any halo game.

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

My personal favorite one is when a grunt sang the halo theme while going kamikaze.

  • 08.26.2012 5:30 PM PDT

One cone to splatter em all!!

the opening speech that johnson gives in the beginning of halo 1. epic and funny :)

  • 08.26.2012 5:47 PM PDT

On swordbase i was staring at a female marine and she said "Sorry but giant metal monsters aren't my type"

  • 08.29.2012 8:39 AM PDT
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i havent seen that but it sownds really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.29.2012 8:42 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.

I've only ever heard this one time ever. It was my very first playthrough of Halo 3.


"TANK BEATS EVERYTHING! OH, MAN I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!"

"Yeah, PLEASE DON'T."

  • 08.29.2012 8:46 AM PDT

"The Internet is a hostile and unforgiving place. Avoiding a flame war is like trying to walk unscathed through a minefield with a blindfold on. Likely it isn't going to happen."

"Heat in the pipe, that's what she said." Buck was awesome.

  • 08.29.2012 8:50 AM PDT

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