- ICEMAN ASSASS1N
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.
heres a typical conversation between me and a supporter of the ' more spartans ! ' theory:
iceman: "all im sayin is that id like more evidence before i believe such a thing."
forum user: "iceman, youre a moron. anyone who doesnt see the spartan foot in the banshee or the blinking lights in the helmet or the assault rifle that if you look real close has a picture of Fred waving at you doesnt deserve to post in this forum."
iceman: "im the moron? you forgot to mention that the dust blowing in the wind looks like a spartan! congrats on the evidence"
forum user: "yes that too."
iceman: "omg. didnt you hear bungie pretty much refute more spartans in the game? what more proof do you want?"
forum user: "how about proof i can see? can you not see the blinking lights?"
iceman: "oh. you mean the BLUE lights that come from the BLUE beam in the BLUE...ish ark?"
forum user: "see? evidence. what about the prophets? the helljumpers? the drones, the brutes. they were all in the books"
iceman: "yes they were. but they were also integral to the storyline. what you fail to recognize is the symbolism in chief. only he alone can save us from this plight. remember that we all need heroes in life, and chief is the real deal. he symbolizes hope and strength. im sorry, but a guy named FRED just isnt gonna do that for me. u know wut im sayin? chief is the star and more spartans will steal the spotlight. .......
not to mention that the foot doesnt exist, about 5% have read the books, that IS MC, those ARENT his friends in all those ships, and cortana is NOT controlling GM. why is it that every little detail in the trailor leads to another illogical theory?"
forum user: "the grunt crossing sign definitely means they're on planet REach. there are definitely MORE SPARTANS THERE!!! "
iceman: *mouth drops*
forum user: "Im gonna create a thread about how linda leaves kelly a message in the trailor. its etched in the sand on frame 2:43:12
iceman: *faints*