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Subject: So you're bungie overlord. 100% control.

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Most of you are going to abuse the power given to you. I'm just assuming that will be the majority of the responses.
In the threads that are like "If you were a ninja or bungie overlord", most of the responses are "i'd abuse the power and get chicks" Why? If you have such a responsibility why would you abuse the gift?

  • 08.21.2012 9:33 AM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

I wouldn't, I would go about and seeing what I could do to build a better experience on here and have fun. Chicks comes with the job, after I clock out and go to bars with Yoozel and the Webmaster.

[Edited on 08.21.2012 9:36 AM PDT]

  • 08.21.2012 9:36 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

I would abuse my power.

  • 08.21.2012 9:36 AM PDT

"MY JUSTICE ISN'T BLIND!"

  • 08.21.2012 9:37 AM PDT

If I were Achronos I'd play Halo more.

  • 08.21.2012 9:38 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Release the Destiny trailer.

  • 08.21.2012 9:42 AM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

Post Gnop 2 to the website.

  • 08.21.2012 9:46 AM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

I would go on a huge troll crack down that would be probably be seen as an abuse of my power. I have no patience for trolls, flammers, or spammers.

  • 08.21.2012 9:48 AM PDT

My future is certain, I will one day fly away. All because I am saved from the penalty of sin. I know he lives.

"Great Power comes with a Greater Responsability"

Most normal people aren't able to control a greater power than they have know. Most will use it at first for self enjoyment, and then as the "newness" starts to wear off, they will find more nobel gestures to complete with their gift.

For example, if you were given the power to be invisiable, would the first thing on your mind be to walk around the streets looking for carjackers and robbers, or would you first try a darker activity?

Eventualy your sin of over self indulging would catch up with you and you would want to correct and make up for your lack of doing good.

But if given the power to be Bungie Overlord, I would probably delete a few profiles, and then take suggestions from the crowd.

  • 08.21.2012 9:53 AM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

solve the ultimate problem

close the forums

  • 08.21.2012 10:06 AM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
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Chapter

Because I'm not the hero these forum wants, I'm the hero these forums need?

  • 08.21.2012 10:44 AM PDT

Posted by: LnP DeLpHiuS
If I were Achronos I'd play Halo more.
Shotgun spree!

  • 08.21.2012 12:12 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Obviously give the power to someone else because i know for a fact i can't handle it.
I can handle some power, but ACHRONOS power?

Oh man. That'd be like making shishka president. We'd declare war on Canada within minutes.

  • 08.21.2012 12:17 PM PDT

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As Uncle Ben once said: "with great power comes great responsibility." That responsibility is to all the chicks, you just understood it wrong.

  • 08.21.2012 12:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Struvee
Well, I was making tacos so, I'm not sure about the other guys.

Does posting as The Disembodied Soul count as abusing the gift?

[Edited on 08.21.2012 12:29 PM PDT]

  • 08.21.2012 12:27 PM PDT

What a hipster.

To get chicks is an extremely valid reason for wanting full control, and should be the only reason for wanting full control.

I'm still waiting for the day Bungie.Match.com kicks off.

  • 08.21.2012 1:07 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

-Me

If I were Bungie Overlord for a day, I would kill the guy I am replacing for the day so I have absolute power and he can't take it back.

  • 08.21.2012 1:08 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

First, I'd give myself a changeable title (without coup)

Then I'd see to IP banning trolls and bots.

Post a lot on the flood.

Screen cap.

Remove some of my ban history.

Moderate the forums until the end of my term.

  • 08.21.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

If I were the overlord I would force people to search for this threads that are made twice a week, and stop creating them, over and over.

[Edited on 08.21.2012 3:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.21.2012 3:02 PM PDT

Finally bring out the promised New Hawtness.

  • 08.21.2012 4:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Put an end to the 'False Dawn' Occurrence
Then change my name to 'delta'

  • 08.21.2012 4:18 PM PDT
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I'd, uhm, well, I know I'd suck at the job, that much I CAN tell you.

  • 08.21.2012 4:55 PM PDT

/troll

  • 08.21.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

I wouldn't. I'm too lazy to abuse anything.

  • 08.21.2012 5:03 PM PDT

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