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Subject: So you're bungie overlord. 100% control.

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

I'd probably be on The Flood a lot to just scare em' a bit.

  • 08.21.2012 5:19 PM PDT

"Only a fool dismisses something outside of his realm of experience as an impossibility"

Find me at
Youtube
Halo: Reach
Xbox Live
Xfire

I'd lurk into the deep hidden treches of Bungie.net, and unlock the secrets of Destiny for me to see.

Or, you know, banning spree. The usual...

  • 08.21.2012 5:26 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

1. Make a thread in the flood titled "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" to show off my image embedding, then delete it after an hour.

2. Do nothing, including signing in, for two weeks.

3. Lock down all game forums, except during weekends, September, November, and February.

4. Return the Halo 3 Beta forum to the mains, and encourage active discussion in it.

5. Give every mythic account 7 years and older a prefix of "PIMPTASTIC" in addition to any they already have. This prefix is a one time thing and won't be given out as accounts age.

5. If any threads are made about me, all other threads on the page will be locked and any users in said locked threads are banned for fourteen hours.

5. The Universe forum will not be available on Wednesdays.

5. Delete any groups starting with the letter S.

5. Communicate exclusively through image macros.

  • 08.21.2012 5:28 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

Ban Achronos so I don't have to worry about Bungie.net splitting into two factions, one lead by me and the other lead by him.

Then I would make everyone mods and watch what happens.

  • 08.21.2012 5:42 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: QuirkyNate
Ban Achronos so I don't have to worry about Bungie.net splitting into two factions, one lead by me and the other lead by him.

Then I would make everyone mods and watch what happens.
What about the other superusers? They may not have an Overlord title, but they're capable of just as much control as Achronos. Hell, Chris and Roger are technically his bosses.

-edit-

OT: Probably just lock stuff and ban people.

[Edited on 08.21.2012 6:09 PM PDT]

  • 08.21.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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  • Noble Legendary Member

The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

Post troll thread.
Wait for responses.
Carpet ban everyone on account of "Feeding the Trolls."

  • 08.21.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: evilcam
OT: Probably just lock stuff and ban people.
So...nothing would really change? Or do you mean lock stuff for no reason?

  • 08.21.2012 6:06 PM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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Edit people's posts and make them backwards. Eventually people would spell everything backwards in the first place.

  • 08.21.2012 6:13 PM PDT

I would probably change a few members and friends titles to amuse myself, besides that the power would be wasted on me.

  • 08.21.2012 6:14 PM PDT
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"We are Soffish. Soffish are we. We look like real fishies when we're placed into the sea."

Jun is Masterchef

Updating the Spartan when Reach came out.

I would get the chicks through abusing my powers.

  • 08.21.2012 6:25 PM PDT

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?

I would go to the flood and clean house, then I would go after foman.

  • 08.21.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

This site would turn into North Korea.

Is that taking it too far?

  • 08.21.2012 7:50 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

I would make my profile a master forum ninja

  • 08.21.2012 8:12 PM PDT

1. Halo Reach beta t-shirt for every forum member avatar image.

2. Revoke recon from all vidmasters.

3. Destiny research into closed systems.

  • 08.21.2012 9:25 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Ninja's get chicks?

  • 08.21.2012 9:30 PM PDT

@spaboolly

I would change True Underdog's title to "Likes Gingers," evilcam's to "The Winner," Lord Revan's to "NSFH," and Foman's to "Master Forum Troll."

The one other thing I would do is add a clause to the forum rules prohibiting debates about the rights of groups of people. Things like "Should women be allowed to serve in the military" or "Should interracial marriage be allowed" never end well and it's almost impossible not to offend someone. I'm kind of surprised this doesn't already fall under political discussion.

  • 08.21.2012 9:45 PM PDT

feartehstickman...
Posted by: toxicpanther615
the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

Posted by: dazarobbo
/troll
Not quoted yet? I must fix this.

OT: Because people are bad.

  • 08.22.2012 1:07 AM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

I would continue on with my regular day.

  • 08.22.2012 6:10 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I'd show everyone how I was a just and awesome ruler.
and make a copy of the site to mess around with so I can easily learn programming and its features.

  • 08.22.2012 6:55 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: catman6
Posted by: evilcam
OT: Probably just lock stuff and ban people.
So...nothing would really change? Or do you mean lock stuff for no reason?

He already does that too, so yes, nothing would change for evilcam.

  • 08.22.2012 7:02 AM PDT

<_QuAnTuM_>
What's your talent?
Posted by: DabilahroNinja
I can see through windows.

Posted by: WinyPit82
Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

Hi there! be sure to click that homepage link!

A lot of things.
Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
First, I'd give myself a changeable title (without coup)

Then I'd see to IP banning trolls and bots.

Post a lot on the flood.

Screen cap.

Remove some of my ban history.

Moderate the forums until the end of my term.
Possibly these.

  • 08.22.2012 7:16 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I would be too busy doing whatever Achronos is doing on this site to truly abuse the power.

  • 08.22.2012 7:20 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: CamCamm
Ninja's get chicks?

Yeah? How do you not know this? As they ninja hot babes feed them grapes in the nude. That's a know fact. Seer it in your brain.

  • 08.22.2012 2:46 PM PDT
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I would better B.net by getting rid of the immature members on the Flood.

  • 08.22.2012 3:18 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: mister death

Posted by: CamCamm
Ninja's get chicks?

Yeah? How do you not know this? As they ninja hot babes feed them grapes in the nude. That's a know fact. Seer it in your brain.
Oh..

sounds good to me.

  • 08.22.2012 3:21 PM PDT

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