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Subject: So you're bungie overlord. 100% control.

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Ban the next person who replies.

  • 08.22.2012 3:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I'd delete a page worth of threads on the Flood and create a thread saying that I did it, then delete that one after a couple of hours. I'd then wait for a month or two and make them think that it never happened and then come back and start a thread saying that the 1,000th poster gets moderator status. Once the thread hits 999 posts, I lock it and ban everyone in the thread.

Why? Because I could.

Posted by: im am b0red
Ban the next person who replies.

Drats! Foiled again.

[Edited on 08.22.2012 3:29 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2012 3:28 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: Xplode441
Posted by: im am b0red
Ban the next person who replies.

Drats! Foiled again.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

  • 08.22.2012 3:30 PM PDT

Ban Achronos, Stosh & Foman.

  • 08.22.2012 3:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xplode441
I'd delete a page worth of threads on the Flood and create a thread saying that I did it, then delete that one after a couple of hours. I'd then wait for a month or two and make them think that it never happened and then come back and start a thread saying that the 1,000th poster gets moderator status. Once the thread hits 999 posts, I lock it and ban everyone in the thread.

Why? Because I could.



Best idea ever.

  • 08.22.2012 3:47 PM PDT

Lurking since 2009

Id make all the floodians ninjas, and then nuke the flood. MUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • 08.22.2012 7:22 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Actually new idea: I'd carpet ban the community.


You guys deserve it, the ass-kissing to the mods/employees is gagworthy.

  • 08.22.2012 7:25 PM PDT
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i would destroy the reach forum

  • 08.24.2012 11:50 AM PDT

I would change my name. Thats anout it. Well that, and post cryptic messages that everyone would try to figure out. Trololol.

  • 08.24.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

I'm already pretty -blam!-in' around here and I don't abuse no powers.

  • 08.25.2012 10:36 AM PDT

What goes here??

Give everyone a custom avatar.

  • 08.25.2012 10:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: LnP DeLpHiuS
If I were Achronos I'd play Halo more.
Shotgun spree!


Open Season!

  • 08.26.2012 5:11 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

I would give random people the title of "Destiny Beta Tester" for the lulz.

  • 08.26.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Join Halo Haven for all things related to Halo 4


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Posted by: dazarobbo
/troll


Quoting because I was going to post this.

Would add either like buttons or thanks like Waypoint.

And ban a bunch of other people of course. That's mandatory.

  • 08.26.2012 11:33 PM PDT

"Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." - Ayaan Hirsi Ali

SHUT...DOWN...EVERYTHING!

  • 08.26.2012 11:39 PM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

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Not really, I would probably just make a private -blam!- directory and stash the goods in it for my own enjoyment.

  • 08.27.2012 1:07 AM PDT
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ZomG, for those people wanting to know everything, this is not my Main tag anymore, (McCrash IS for Posting on B.net)

Original XbL Gamertag, zeDutchKreatiVz, as you guessed, Im Dutch/from Holland/Amsterdam.

...Also wTf happened to Halo.......*sighs*

I would let me play Destiny,
I would give Halo 2 a new coat, but let everything else remain (maybe give a few new dialogue for grunts.
In every Halo game I would make Ally A.I. Overpowered as 7*ck so that they don't drive me off of cliffs ever again. and I can do mythic without them dying.
I would add the whuppopotamus & Sputnik skull to halo 3 and ^.
(whuppopotamus, hey the enemy A.I. has to have sumthing, right?)

I would force 7 Bungieemployees, to come full team BTB with me and teabag randoms.
This all while wearing my sacred newly developed Purple Flame Hayabusa Helmet & while having an Anti theft Scarab Gun in BTB......@ spawn for anyone in my team.
(the 1st loss we get, i'd move my core-company to Asia and nuke the old place with the bomb Master Chief returned to the covenant in Halo 2. you know, the one where, you might need to get creative ;)

  • 08.27.2012 3:11 AM PDT

http://thexboxnetwork.com

Delete the forums threads and posts. Reset member titles. Start from a clean slate. Watch the chaos.

  • 08.27.2012 7:27 AM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

Nuke the entire forums. Start anew.

  • 08.27.2012 7:48 AM PDT

lolnope.

I would give everybody to ban each other as they see fit. In other words, I'd give every member the powers of the forum ninjas and watch chaos ensue.

  • 08.27.2012 8:11 AM PDT

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