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Subject: Kat is Miranda Keyes -proof-

OK, on New Alexandria, Kat gets shot in the head. Noble team brings her with them.

There's is no proof that Kat died. Instead, she suffered brain damage leading to memory loss. Due to this, her voice/accent was changed, because she had no recollection of her previous identity. She was taken to Earth and when she woke up, she had know idea who she was and adopted a new identity, Miranda Keyes.

Halo 2, on Cairo station, during the award ceremony, Hood gave Miranda a medal for her father Jacob Keyes' heroism on Halo. The medal was ACTUALLY for Kat's bravery on Reach, but since she believed she was Miranda now, Hood didn't want to upset her and played along.

Halo 3, Miranda crashed into the Ark's control room to stop Truth. In Reach, Kat was also a bad driver and crashed all the time.

She also hesitated when Johnson told her to kill him and then herself. The reason was that subconsciously Miranda remembered that, as Kat, she used to teamkill Noble Six all the time, by running him over or driving him off a cliff. Because of this, she was hesitant to TK again.

Also, after Truth shot her, Johnson carried her body to a Pelican. Again, we don't find out if she actually died. This parallels how Noble team brought Kat's body along with them to be evacuated.

That's my analysis. It all makes sense now.

  • 08.21.2012 7:26 PM PDT

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?

Her heroism on Reach? PAH!

  • 08.21.2012 7:37 PM PDT

:D

  • 08.21.2012 7:41 PM PDT

spiral out

flawless logic

  • 08.21.2012 7:42 PM PDT

There's always room for you, If you want to be my friend.

Kat is masturchief's mom.

  • 08.21.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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Great thread. 10/10. Would read again.

  • 08.21.2012 7:44 PM PDT

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?


Posted by: Neutralism
Kat is masturchief's mom.


Impossible.

  • 08.21.2012 7:46 PM PDT

R.I.P CrunchyBoi 22 (old profile)

You forgot about the onion rings D:

  • 08.21.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Guys, it was pretty clear this was the case, that they are the same person. It makes perfect sense when you don't think about it.

  • 08.21.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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L,PTM,TC,PJ,PP,FP

[5,3,0,1,14,155]

155-sounds fake :/

OMFG GENIOUS!

  • 08.21.2012 9:12 PM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

Oh...my...god...

Someone find this man a medal!

  • 08.21.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Hmmm, Kat may indeed be Master Chief's mom. I think you guys are on to something. I'll look into it.

  • 08.22.2012 8:48 AM PDT

Okay.

[Edited on 08.22.2012 9:48 AM PDT]

  • 08.22.2012 8:56 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

I was laughing aloud the whole time. Full marks, OP.

  • 08.22.2012 9:46 AM PDT

But Kat had scars on her face...

  • 08.22.2012 11:25 AM PDT
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GT: Viyolence

Consider the following. Tupac is supposedly killed in a gunfight, but by my analysis, it is perfectly possible he survived, underwent a major skin grafting and voice change and became Amy whinehouse.

/logic

  • 08.22.2012 11:45 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

Seems legit.

  • 08.22.2012 11:47 AM PDT

Posted by: aadamaster
But Kat had scars on her face...


Clearly, in addition to the intensive surgery for Kat's head wound, UNSC doctors also removed her scars.

  • 08.22.2012 11:52 AM PDT

and also added an extra arm

  • 08.22.2012 12:54 PM PDT

4/10

  • 08.22.2012 12:57 PM PDT

it all makes sense now.

  • 08.22.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Tom T
Prolonged exposure to this forum is bad for your health.


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Flawless logic.

  • 08.22.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

Same story, but not Miranda Keyes....Miranda Cosgrove.

  • 08.22.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

That is very funny.

  • 08.22.2012 4:10 PM PDT

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the science of their badonkadonks bone structure says no.

  • 08.22.2012 5:02 PM PDT

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