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Subject: Kat is Miranda Keyes -proof-


Posted by: ZmokingFishlip
and also added an extra arm


Yes, that too. I forgot to mention that.

  • 08.22.2012 5:34 PM PDT

The teamkill part was funny. That happens to me except its marines that kill me with stuff i gave them, another reason you dont give AI's vehicles.

  • 08.24.2012 4:11 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

also, did you know Jorge was the one who shot that needle into Kats head?

believe that

  • 08.24.2012 4:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mikelp_1
Oh...my...god...

Someone find this man a medal!


You mean like the medal Miranda got for her dads heroism? I mean...Kat got for her bravery.

  • 08.24.2012 5:17 AM PDT

sorry but this is flawed. If they gave Miranda a new arm why not Kat?

  • 08.24.2012 5:26 AM PDT


Posted by: BC1069
Jun is really Kim Jong Un


No, Jun is Tartarus.

  • 08.24.2012 10:24 AM PDT

Now day...wait...nvm i'm tired.

I laughed all through this
10/10 xD

  • 08.24.2012 11:13 AM PDT

Connor Morris

Pics or you're a dumb -blam!-

  • 08.24.2012 11:16 AM PDT

hi

and Adrian Shepard from HL: opposing force is clearly commander Shepard,because g man transported Adrian to the future.
and they're both called Shepard! and you never see Adrian face!

  • 08.24.2012 1:02 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: KimJongChill
Halo 3, Miranda crashed into the Ark's control room to stop Truth. In Reach, Kat was also a bad driver and crashed all the time.

lol'd.

  • 08.24.2012 9:08 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Well yeah. After it's revealed that Jun is Master Chief, are you really surprised?

  • 08.24.2012 9:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: KimJongChill
Halo 3, Miranda crashed into the Ark's control room to stop Truth. In Reach, Kat was also a bad driver and crashed all the time.

I almost died.

  • 08.24.2012 9:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .


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Posted by: Neutralism
Kat is masturchief's mom.


Impossible.


But Jun is Master Chief, and Master Chief is Jun.

  • 08.26.2012 8:06 AM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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Yep, Miranda did have Kat's logic: "I'm flying this large dropship loaded with machine guns and missiles, and all that stands in my way is some glass. Time to crash through the glass and attack several brutes with a shotgun and a pistol to save Johnson, but not give him a gun."

  • 08.26.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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No, just no. You will not sully the name of the child or Jacob and Catherine by claiming that she was actually the most useless driver in the known universe.

So stop it. K =)

  • 08.26.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: MORTO hi
Great thread. 10/10. Would read again.

  • 08.26.2012 1:18 PM PDT
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I knew that I wasn't the only one who thought about this!

  • 09.18.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: THOMSY99
Wrong,

Miranda Keys is Halsey Daughter with Jacob Keys the father.


Don't bump old threads.

  • 09.18.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Hanger one I just shredded with the SMGs until ammo was out and I just threw 'nades like a boss while BRing.

My experience playing Cairo Station on Legendary

Wow, I wonder how I missed this!

  • 09.18.2012 8:56 PM PDT
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I'm new to competitive Halo and Halo itself (Reach being my first video game ever actually). Message me if you want to play;

Reach: MLG, Arena, Doubles, BTB and customs.
Halo 3: Ranked MM and customs.

Also I have every Halo title and all of its DLC on the Xbox 360.
-Umpa

Do Miranda Keyes have a robot arm?

  • 09.19.2012 2:09 PM PDT

unless you can biologically prove it you're opinion is invalid

[Edited on 09.20.2012 2:06 AM PDT]

  • 09.20.2012 1:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: MORTO hi
Great thread. 10/10. Would read again.

  • 09.20.2012 4:45 PM PDT

Arbitor they outnumber us three to one!
Then it is an even fight.

Arbitor > Arbiter.
Arbitor = Rank above Arbiter.

A big thanks to kids that did this to 343 after they heard they get an infection game mode in halo 4 with no thought of normal playlists.


Posted by: KimJongChill
She also hesitated when Johnson told her to kill him and then herself. The reason was that subconsciously Miranda remembered that, as Kat, she used to teamkill Noble Six all the time, by running him over or driving him off a cliff. Because of this, she was hesitant to TK again.
Nah She would tk with no regrets.
Posted by: KimJongChill
That's my analysis. It all makes sense now.
It all does,
You have finnaly uncovered the truth.
Achivement unlocked: The final mystery uncovered.

  • 09.20.2012 8:08 PM PDT

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