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I can't be bothered to write more than 3 lines.

  • 08.22.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

I look forward to the day when parody threads are funny again.

  • 08.22.2012 1:21 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Hm, hadn't realized I was mad about anything. News to me.

Posted by: AdamP118

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: dmg04
Helveck is on a bi-weekly cycle


Is he still mad about losing Mythic?


Dragons. Dragons. Dragons.

When are you going to stop talking to yourself?

  • 08.22.2012 1:22 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

I look forward to the day when they aren't necessary.

Posted by: SonicJohn
I look forward to the day when parody threads are funny again.

  • 08.22.2012 1:23 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

TL;DRAWWWWRRHRHHHHHRRRRRRR

This should be pinned. The most obvious parts of this list being amazing is how it has already been in the works.

Also, we need more dragons.

  • 08.22.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

can i haz dragonz?

Also, cool members quote employees. Their gold text makes them easy to find.

  • 08.22.2012 1:28 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Lol! Ah, cherished memories.

Posted by: spawn031
TL;DRAWWWWRRHRHHHHHRRRRRRR

This should be pinned. The most obvious parts of this list being amazing is how it has already been in the works.

Also, we need more dragons.

  • 08.22.2012 1:29 PM PDT

GT: j0sh291
"Gentlemen. I be placed at a bewilderment. There I were, resting, when I hear a frightful row on deck. What be that first mate?"
-"Mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers? I think we know the answer to that, don't we? Mutineers...HANG!!!"

Twitter:@j0sh291
Follower of Christ!

][-][ //-\\ ][_ ((_))

"SHUT UP! You filthy Helveck, YOU SUCK!"


Am I doing it right?
Let me try again....

I love Dragons, let's talk about them

  • 08.22.2012 1:29 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

That's a pretty damn good start you worthless piece of scum. Dragons.

Posted by: Jose291
"SHUT UP! You filthy Helveck, YOU SUCK!"


Am I doing it right?
Let me try again....

I love Dragons, let's talk about them


Dragons.

  • 08.22.2012 1:30 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Helveck
Hm, hadn't realized I was mad about anything. News to me.

Posted by: AdamP118

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: dmg04
Helveck is on a bi-weekly cycle


Is he still mad about losing Mythic?


Dragons. Dragons. Dragons.

When are you going to stop talking to yourself?


*cough*

  • 08.22.2012 1:33 PM PDT

GT: j0sh291
"Gentlemen. I be placed at a bewilderment. There I were, resting, when I hear a frightful row on deck. What be that first mate?"
-"Mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers? I think we know the answer to that, don't we? Mutineers...HANG!!!"

Twitter:@j0sh291
Follower of Christ!

][-][ //-\\ ][_ ((_))


Posted by: Helveck
That's a pretty damn good start you worthless piece of scum. Dragons.

Posted by: Jose291
"SHUT UP! You filthy Helveck, YOU SUCK!"


Am I doing it right?
Let me try again....

I love Dragons, let's talk about them


Dragons.


"Do you feel in charge??"

Dragons are good, especially their meat.

  • 08.22.2012 1:37 PM PDT

Average Joe l Youtube Channel l Twitter
Fools react, masters respond

~B.B.

Self righteous posters are lacking.

#7 struck home, I really miss people trashing on Butane's forge maps.

~Hawk

  • 08.22.2012 1:48 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*

  • 08.22.2012 1:49 PM PDT

Dragons

  • 08.22.2012 1:53 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Helveck
You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*


Like this one, right?

  • 08.22.2012 2:00 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

#7 is not correct at all. You ALWAYS blame Stosh.

  • 08.22.2012 2:02 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Actually, to even be noticed here you have to have a title and bar higher than Member.

  • 08.22.2012 2:05 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
Actually, to even be noticed here you have to have a title and bar higher than Member.
Not true. A memorable username works too.

  • 08.22.2012 2:06 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
Actually, to even be noticed here you have to have a title and bar higher than Member.

Not true.....not true at all.

  • 08.22.2012 2:07 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: TopWargamer

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
Actually, to even be noticed here you have to have a title and bar higher than Member.

Not true.....not true at all.

Like catman6 said, a memorable title comes in handy as well.

  • 08.22.2012 2:13 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

ODST Expeditionary Force I The WorkPLace I Mythics
Technically Mythic
Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Helveck
You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*


Like this one, right?


Correct, Ken, this is not intended to be a serious thread. Why does this have to be explained to you?

  • 08.22.2012 2:15 PM PDT
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Anonym0us. He plays Bungie games and doesn't afraid of anything.

90s FTW!

My joke senses are tingling but I'm not sure...

  • 08.22.2012 2:15 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: TopWargamer

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
Actually, to even be noticed here you have to have a title and bar higher than Member.

Not true.....not true at all.

Like catman6 said, a memorable title comes in handy as well.

I'd say not so much to that either.

Just post a lot and you'll get noticed.

  • 08.22.2012 2:17 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: chubbz

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Helveck
You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*


Like this one, right?


Correct, Ken, this is not intended to be a serious thread. Why does this have to be explained to you?


I don't see why he made it if he is no srs.

...

:)

  • 08.22.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: chubbz

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Helveck
You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*


Like this one, right?


Correct, Ken, this is not intended to be a serious thread. Why does this have to be explained to you?


I don't see why he made it if he is no srs.

...

:)

The only serious thing i'm seeing right now is some serious butthurt.....from both ends.....no -blam!- intended.

  • 08.22.2012 2:20 PM PDT