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Subject: How To Be Cool At Bungie.net.
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Technically Mythic
Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: chubbz

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Helveck
You understand that thread wasn't even remotely close to me being serious, right?
Posted by: spartain ken 15
*cough*


Like this one, right?


Correct, Ken, this is not intended to be a serious thread. Why does this have to be explained to you?


I don't see why he made it if he is no srs.

...

:)


It's called a parody thread. Do your B.net history homework. Example. Obviously, the OP of that thread truly didn't believe that he really 'fixed' Halo 3's maps for Bungie.

  • 08.22.2012 2:21 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: TopWargamer
The only serious thing i'm seeing right now is some serious butthurt.....from both ends.....no -blam!- intended.


lol who is mad?

I am so chilled out right now man.

:)

  • 08.22.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Am I cool yet? This thread blows, I tattooed my ass with dragons and I get banned on a regular basis?

  • 08.22.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

I respectfully challenge these "rules" on how to become Cool.

  • 08.22.2012 2:36 PM PDT
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ODST Expeditionary Force I The WorkPLace I Mythics
Technically Mythic
Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: TopWargamer
The only serious thing i'm seeing right now is some serious butthurt.....from both ends.....no -blam!- intended.


lol who is mad?

I am so chilled out right now man.

:)


Translation: I once again didn't understand the purpose of a thread and am now pretending I did the entire time once it was explained to me.

[Edited on 08.22.2012 2:46 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2012 2:46 PM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: chubbz
Translation:

This is a patented Cobravert post method.
I demand reparations.

OT: Helveck, for #6 you forgot to add;
Make a poll about ninjas and employees having mock battles for no apparent reason.

  • 08.22.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I've hit the highest member title I'll ever hit on this site. I received no women, however that may be my fault as my PPD has been low and my talk of dragons has been minimal at best.

  • 08.22.2012 3:01 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Xplode441
my talk of dragons has been minimal at best.
Your activity has nothing to do with it, there's your problem right there.

  • 08.22.2012 3:07 PM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon

Being cool is so '07.

  • 08.22.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Cool people don't follow rules, not even rules of how to be cool, so -blam!- you, Man.

(Dragons are legit though)

  • 08.22.2012 3:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xplode441
I've hit the highest member title I'll ever hit on this site. I received no women, however that may be my fault as my PPD has been low and my talk of dragons has been minimal at best.
Pessimist.

  • 08.22.2012 3:15 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: chubbz

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: TopWargamer
The only serious thing i'm seeing right now is some serious butthurt.....from both ends.....no -blam!- intended.


lol who is mad?

I am so chilled out right now man.

:)


Translation: I once again didn't understand the purpose of a thread and am now pretending I did the entire time once it was explained to me.


+1 respect.

  • 08.22.2012 3:29 PM PDT

Oh, I get it... Don't play with matches, don't play with fire!

  • 08.22.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: TopWargamer
The only serious thing i'm seeing right now is some serious butthurt.....from both ends.....no -blam!- intended.


lol who is mad?

I am so chilled out right now man.

:)

As am I.

Wand some chilled lemonade?

[Edited on 08.22.2012 3:57 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2012 3:56 PM PDT
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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

Jeez, Helveck. Are you just trying to see how far you can border the line without getting banned? Last time it didn't work so well.

  • 08.22.2012 3:58 PM PDT

/^\___/^\
| |[... ..]| |
| \------/ | ODST For Life
| . \__/. |
-\____/

I don't step on people.
I don't most more than a few times a day.
I've never been banned (or warned).
I never talk about Dragons.
I've made only a few poll threads.
I rarely tear up threads.
I think Halo 3 was God's gift to man.

Am I doing it right?

Dinosaurs.

  • 08.22.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Everyone knows the only way to be cool is to never make threads

  • 08.22.2012 4:23 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: damad3
Jeez, Helveck. Are you just trying to see how far you can border the line without getting banned? Last time it didn't work so well.

We call that the cool approach.

  • 08.22.2012 4:37 PM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Dragons ruined Halo 3.

  • 08.22.2012 4:44 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Why people try so hard to be popular to a wall of digital text?

Isn't that lame?

[Edited on 08.22.2012 4:47 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2012 4:47 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

So, according to this thread, all I have to do now is talk about dragons to get the Bungie babes?

Dragons.

  • 08.22.2012 4:51 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: American Recoil
So, according to this thread, all I have to do now is talk about dragons to get the Bungie babes?

Dragons.



I wonder if I can talk about dragons and get a Bungie sexy female employee. ;D

  • 08.22.2012 4:56 PM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Two things...

1) Didn't read

2) I conform to my own rules, as long as they follow b.net's, so anything you have said about being cool I disagree and I, therefore, destroy your reality and substitute my own.

  • 08.22.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Tookurdignity
Two things...

1) Didn't read

2) I conform to my own rules, as long as they follow b.net's, so anything you have said about being cool I disagree and I, therefore, destroy your reality and substitute my own with dragons.
fix'd

  • 08.22.2012 5:18 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Why must I click to view Helvick's post?

This is nothing but upsetting, and this heinous abuse of the report feature is the precise reason we should do away with it.

Helvick I like your list but all this stuff about shooting down forum feature suggestions has got things all confused. Not every possible feature would be beneficial to the site. Features should not be inherently considered to be progressive. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

  • 08.22.2012 5:20 PM PDT