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Subject: Do you try to be the first to respond with a humorous comment?

Posted by: spawn031
Well, it sure isn't as bad as being the 24th post in a thread.
Don't worry, you aren't very hard to miss spawn.

  • 08.22.2012 7:12 PM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Nah, but it happens.

  • 08.22.2012 7:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
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Now get in the van.


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I could be the first to make a rather dull reply. That is my area of expertise.
Think the IRS of forum replies.

  • 08.22.2012 7:15 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

No because I would look stupid. And so does everyone else that does that *Cough* Ninjas *cough*

  • 08.22.2012 7:16 PM PDT

@spawn031

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Posted by: spawn031
Well, it sure isn't as bad as being the 24th post in a thread.
Don't worry, you aren't very hard to miss spawn.
>Gets quoted
>Feels worthy to be seen on the top of page 2
>Insert witty comment about nothing here

Posted by: x Foman123 x
I'll admit, there is something exhilarating about entering a fresh new thread and seeing zero replies and a big fat softball of a joke just waiting to be knocked out of the park.
And after reading this again, I fully expected the first post in this thread to be "So, like your mom?".

  • 08.22.2012 7:19 PM PDT
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  • 08.22.2012 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: spawn031And after reading this again, I fully expected the first post in this thread to be "So, like your mom?".The thought crossed my mind, but Fomans mother isn't a joke. She's a beautiful woman that takes care of us all.


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  • 08.22.2012 7:23 PM PDT

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  • 08.22.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

I find that I am extraordinarily adept at this feat. Just look at some of my past triumphs:

You don't need to advertise the Gallery Forum
I lol'd
...or else
Can I persuade you not to spend $8000?

Basically, my post history is a gold mine filled with hilarious and thought-provoking first-reply diamonds. I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.

  • 08.22.2012 7:28 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Basically, my post history is a gold mine filled with hilarious and thought-provoking first-reply diamonds. I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.
Foman, have you caught some of the recent crazy epidemic that has been going around?

  • 08.22.2012 7:29 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: x Foman123 x
I find that I am extraordinarily adept at this feat. Just look at some of my past triumphs:
I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.

Oh Foman you're so modest.

  • 08.22.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.

So you've suspended habeas corpus?

  • 08.22.2012 7:30 PM PDT

@spaboolly

Posted by: x Foman123 x
I find that I am extraordinarily adept at this feat. Just look at some of my past triumphs:

You don't need to advertise the Gallery Forum
I lol'd
...or else
Can I persuade you not to spend $8000?

Basically, my post history is a gold mine filled with hilarious and thought-provoking first-reply diamonds. I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.

Are you that guy whose jokes prompt a marked increase in weird looks and cricket noises, followed by awkward fake laughter after you explain why you're funny?

  • 08.22.2012 7:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.

So you've suspended habeas corpus?
I was referring to hunting vampires. What are you talking about?

  • 08.22.2012 7:32 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: MsCadetUNIVERSE
Are you that guy whose jokes prompt a marked increase in weird looks and cricket noises, followed by awkward fake laughter after you explain why you're funny?

Wait...

He's trying to be funny?

  • 08.22.2012 7:33 PM PDT

Well, so much for having a rare and natural occurrence stay subtle and unstated as so it can continue to be a rare and natural occurrence.

  • 08.22.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I am pretty much the Abraham Lincoln of first replies.
So you've suspended habeas corpus?
I was referring to hunting vampires. What are you talking about?

A lawyer joke. But vampires are better. Unless they sparkle. Then they're just lame.

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Lest some of you think you can take the cheap road to glory, I should point out at this point that editing the first post is cheating.

  • 08.22.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Lest some of you think you can take the cheap road to glory, I should point out at this point that editing the first post is cheating.

Oh so THAT's how it's gonna be? Okay, okay...

  • 08.22.2012 7:36 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

You made a professional football reference on the public forums. How foolish.

  • 08.22.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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  • 08.22.2012 7:50 PM PDT

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  • 08.22.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Foman with a topic? Unheard of..

  • 08.22.2012 7:52 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Try
Foman with a topic? Unheard of..

I know right? He usually makes posts instead to get attention

  • 08.22.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Condoms aren't always safe, my friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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  • 08.22.2012 7:58 PM PDT