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Subject: Have you ever kissed up to a Bungie employee?

Back then around 08/09 I used to and make music and send things to Bungie to kiss their butts to achieve Recon or a cool forum title which never worked out :/

  • 08.27.2012 7:36 AM PDT

Whenever I try to kiss them, they look at me funny and say things like "Where are the police"? and "Get off me, you psycho!" and "At least buy me dinner first, you classless turd!".

  • 08.27.2012 7:39 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Kissed? Nah. Too intimate.

Sucked up? Oh hell yes.

Wait, what were we talking about?

  • 08.27.2012 7:39 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

I think I probably did back when I first joined, but then I learned they are all cynical jerks who care nothing for the affection of others. In all seriousness though, I learned quickly that trying to curry favor with them led to absolutely nothing... nothing good, that is.

  • 08.27.2012 7:46 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Why stop at kissed? I've gotten to third base with half the Webteam.

  • 08.27.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

lolno. I actually despise people who do.

  • 08.27.2012 7:47 AM PDT

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Storywrite - Where I am writing my book.

I may have done unintentionally, but never on purpose.

  • 08.27.2012 7:54 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Kissed? Nah. Too intimate.

Sucked up? Oh hell yes.

Wait, what were we talking about?
How people are kissing ass to achieve you. I wouldn't be surprised, you are a catch.

Ay Recon, I saw you have 54 in your name! My favorite number is 54! What a coincidence. Hit me up on Xbox and we can talk about how much I love you... I mean, love the number 54. xoxo

[Edited on 08.27.2012 8:41 AM PDT]

  • 08.27.2012 7:56 AM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Lol, no. I've done the opposite though.

[Edited on 08.27.2012 8:00 AM PDT]

  • 08.27.2012 8:00 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I'm nice to them, but I don't suck up.

  • 08.27.2012 8:02 AM PDT

lolnope.

Nope. Maybe tried to have a conversation with one or two of them before, but never tried kissing up. What's the point?

  • 08.27.2012 8:10 AM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

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http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32227

nOPE. I give them money when I buy their games and other products, that's all their getting from me!

  • 08.27.2012 8:10 AM PDT

Key

Um, no?

  • 08.27.2012 8:18 AM PDT

GOAT

I've never even met one.

  • 08.27.2012 8:20 AM PDT

117

I actually kissed Marty once, but it was weird. Too weird.

  • 08.27.2012 8:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

EVery day

  • 08.27.2012 8:33 AM PDT

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Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

All the time <3

  • 08.27.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

It was explosive.

  • 08.27.2012 8:53 AM PDT

As far as I know, I haven't, or at least I don't think so.

  • 08.27.2012 8:55 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

No

  • 08.27.2012 9:08 AM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

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"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

never

  • 08.27.2012 9:32 AM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
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A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

I've sent them fanmail before but not to suck up to them.

  • 08.27.2012 10:24 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Nope.

  • 08.27.2012 10:25 AM PDT

What goes here??

No.

  • 08.27.2012 10:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

No. That would be weird.

  • 08.27.2012 10:27 AM PDT