- neandertal
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- Exalted Legendary Member
Hey! I'm a certified History and Special Education teacher here in the great State of WA. I could help Bungie staffers pass the WASL released items (only 54% of you on the Math though. But it's not my fault, it's your parents), correct staff email for spelling or grammatical errors (let's just say not everything is spelled "f o N e t i k L e e" ), and lighten up the office building with 5 minute daily history lessons aimed at increasing productivity. As for pay, I already work for approximately $4.18/hour so a return on your investment would not be too difficult!
If one of the "bright ones" in the office can't figure out why picking their nose and wiping it on the wall is a bad thing, I can set up a behavior plan that will eradicate that behavior.
I offer critical thinking skills, clear concise communication, and motivated productive staffers, who don't pick their nose, at bargain prices.
With regards,
The Mr. A (Chupa Cabras)
ps. Sorry, it's summer and I really have nothing to do besides Halo CE, Halo2, walk the dogs, the dishes, clean the truck, feed the kids, look for a job selling popsicles in the North Pole, blah, blah, blah.