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Subject: If The Septagon had their own parking lot.. [drawings/ ideas welcome]

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

How, in your mind, would it look? Would we have a multi-story parking garage painted blue with pictures of Scuba Ken plastered everywhere?

Would it be smaller than your local 7/11 shop, with cars being parallel(ly) trapped? How do you feel about chalk drawings of Bungie symbols on a pitch black roadway? Car elevators: Yes? No?

Does the concept of superiority getting better spaces disagree with you? Would you like a Seasoned Steak Dispenser(tm) for our pleasure on our way to whatever job it is we hold?
Do you think Ninjas should park with us, or get their own separate shack?

How about a Ban-Hamming tollbooth?

How would you design our parking garage?


Here's my take on what I'd like to see in the parking lot.


Members would get first floor, Ninjas would get second, and dragons would get third, concluding with Employees getting roof. The steak machine would be conveniently placed to be used as you walk in, and the tollbooth of banning would get any would-be non-toll payers.

[Edited on 09.03.2012 9:04 AM PDT]

  • 09.02.2012 8:10 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Like a septagon.

  • 09.02.2012 8:31 PM PDT

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

It would probably look like this.

  • 09.02.2012 8:31 PM PDT

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As long as the lot has room for a bike rack . . .

  • 09.02.2012 8:43 PM PDT

GOAT


Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
It would probably look like this.


That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all day.

  • 09.02.2012 8:44 PM PDT

It would be like a mall parking lot on Black Friday.

  • 09.02.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

It would all be housed in a heptagonal building, with seven levels to it, employees and ninjas on top, then the rest is for members.

  • 09.02.2012 8:58 PM PDT

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it would be undergroun...you would have to go up to the bush and use a password to get in and then the ground would drop so you could drive in
yorkie

  • 09.02.2012 9:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

We slingshot our vehicles onto an airship garage, and we slingshot them back.

  • 09.02.2012 9:07 PM PDT

"You dead yet? No? You will be!"

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Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
It would probably look like this.


That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all day.

Go to Japan and you can put your car in one.

  • 09.02.2012 9:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Posted by: Xplode441
We slingshot our vehicles onto an airship garage, and we slingshot them back.


The amount of cars lost in transit would be astounding.

[Edited on 09.03.2012 7:03 AM PDT]

  • 09.03.2012 7:02 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
It would probably look like this.


That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all day.




That reminds me of the ending of Mission Impossible[spoilers]4[/spoilers].

  • 09.03.2012 9:10 AM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

No one touches my parking spot. Challenge me and my keys are going to bypass the profanity filter down the side of your car.

  • 09.03.2012 9:21 AM PDT

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Posting on the forums: 5 minutes.
Making a thread: 20 minutes.
Claiming you are the alt of a banned account: Priceless.
For everything else, there's stosh.

Like a boss.

  • 09.03.2012 9:28 AM PDT
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I don't care what it looks like. Long as it has stuff like this inside it.

  • 09.03.2012 9:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: Unanimate Objec
...Members would get first floor, Ninjas would get second, and dragons would get third, concluding with Employees getting roof. The steak machine would be conveniently placed to be used as you walk in, and the tollbooth of banning would get any would-be non-toll payers...


I think the Employees would take the first floor for parking. It would take a lot less time for them to find a parking spot, and it'd give them more time to work on their secret plans.

  • 09.03.2012 9:48 AM PDT

Employees get the first floor. Why would you put them farther from their destination? The Mythics get second. Ninjas third. And so on. The members get the roof because they are the ones that will be fodder to the sun. We're putting them closer to THEIR destination.

  • 09.03.2012 10:02 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I reserve the right to eliminate any spots for burritosenior.


Also, I walk, so I don't need a spot.

[Edited on 09.03.2012 10:06 AM PDT]

  • 09.03.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Employees first floor. Ninjas don't get their own, because there are so few of them, mythics get second floor, legendaries get third, everyone else gets fourth. Dragons have a separate building.

  • 09.03.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: stoopidTHUGa

Posted by: Unanimate Objec
...Members would get first floor, Ninjas would get second, and dragons would get third, concluding with Employees getting roof. The steak machine would be conveniently placed to be used as you walk in, and the tollbooth of banning would get any would-be non-toll payers...


I think the Employees would take the first floor for parking. It would take a lot less time for them to find a parking spot, and it'd give them more time to work on their secret plans.



However, Bungie's studio on the ground could be a massive fake, and in reality they could secretly be working in an air blimp, so being closer to the sky could allow for air-ground pickup.


Example 1: urk's normal work routine.

  • 09.03.2012 10:09 AM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?


Posted by: burritosenior
We're putting them closer to THEIR destination.
Speaking as if you are superior to members, eh? I say burrito could be the toll booth operator.

  • 09.03.2012 10:12 AM PDT

There would be 7 parking spots, all reserved for the Mythix hover cars that we are given by Bungie when we receive our title. The good thing about hover cars is that you can park them vertically, so the 7 spots wouldn't limit us.

Everyone else can find spots on the street, watch out for alternate side parking.

  • 09.03.2012 1:03 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.


Posted by: Xplode441
We slingshot our vehicles onto an airship garage, and we slingshot them back.
Yes...of course they come back.

  • 09.03.2012 1:08 PM PDT

*´¨)---––•(-• Dutchy •-)•–--–-(¨´*
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(¸.•´ (¸.•Everything fails•.¸) ´•.¸)

I can't use a parking lot, you can't simply park the Dutchymobile.

[Edited on 09.03.2012 1:25 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2012 1:21 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

The septagon makes me happy

  • 09.03.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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