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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.
The Joyeuse IP Formula
Because I have a shiny thing that you don't. So what if it holds practically no value, even to the people who created the title system?
It's because I have it and you don't. That's why.
And not because it's specifically me either. Because you know that in your heart, you deserve it. But nobody else understands!
If only you could show up to a thread with your shiny blue bar and watch everybody quote and agree with you, as though you were part of HFCS itself.
Or maybe you believe in the magical club houses reserved for mythic members; flowing with fine hard alcohol and gorgeous women (or strapping men, in my case). Or that you're magically "in" with all of the moderators.
That's why you never see mythic members get banned. Perish the thought!
So why do you want to become a mythic member? Because I have it and you don't.
Because it's working. There are no perks; no features; nothing. Every fabled benefit doesn't exist. Bungie doesn't have to do a damn thing other than make pretty colored bars and people flock to shiny titles. A shame it isn't utilized more.
Perhaps that's the point?
Regardless, I say it's working.
(Note: This is sarcastic commentary for those who didn't get it. And my roommates just fed me cupcake flavored vodka.)