- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Why don't they just turn Halo into a romantic comedy with Hugh Grant as the MC? Instead of killing aliens, he could run around acting charmingly befuddled, and get tangled up in a love septagon(OMG teh se7en!!11!) with a grunt, the Arbiter, Gravemind, Cortana, Lord Hood, and an armless combat form.