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Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

  • 09.03.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: mr t0kit0s

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

You realize he's the OP, right?

  • 09.03.2012 3:15 PM PDT

10/10 good job OP.

  • 09.03.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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I checked for a twist like Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but since I saw nothing of the like, I continued to read. You got me. 10/10.

  • 09.03.2012 3:21 PM PDT


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10


You have a very dry sense of humor my friend. This thread is both hilarious, and clever, and you should be banned for giving a poor rating.

  • 09.03.2012 3:27 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: RaZorRyaN

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10


You have a very dry sense of humor my friend. This thread is both hilarious, and clever, and you should be banned for giving a poor rating.

And you should be banned for thinking this is "Comedy".

  • 09.03.2012 3:36 PM PDT


Posted by: garfield0218
*Claps*

10/10 OP.

  • 09.03.2012 3:39 PM PDT

Was going to say 8/10 because I saw it coming.

Then the OP posted again.

10/10.

  • 09.03.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: mr t0kit0s

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

You realize he's the OP, right?

You can't prove nuthin.

  • 09.03.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: mr t0kit0s

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

You realize he's the OP, right?

You can't prove nuthin.

He's right, I don't have the evidence.

  • 09.03.2012 4:08 PM PDT


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Yes, please. This is spam.

  • 09.03.2012 4:09 PM PDT

That....... Was............... Amazing.............

  • 09.03.2012 4:10 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

11/7 OP, 11/7

  • 09.03.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Link or it didn't happen.

Thread.
Of.
...
FOREVER.

Not only the OT, but the OP posting again.
>9000/10

  • 09.03.2012 4:15 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
Hey Flood, I come here to you with a problem. I always read threads concerning girl problems here on B.net, but never thought that I would be the subject of one myself. Anyways, here's my story, hope you guys and gals can help me out.

So when I was younger, I joined the military and spent a good portion of my life doing my best and gaining some recognition within the system. I'm not going to lie, I was pretty successful. I managedto attain a fairly high rank, gained a lot of good life experience, and became somewhat well known. Life was pretty good. I had made some friends, but I had also made some enemies. Luckily, my rank within the military helped to shield me from their meddling. All this changed one day when I was partnered with this woman for a long term project.

She was smart and very dedicated to the work we did. (I can't tell you exactly what we worked on, as a good portion is still classified.) It was all working out very well. We recieved many commendations on the work we did, and we even made it onto the news one time. The problem is that she started getting older. (She's no spring chicken.) She's started to get very emotional and even had outbursts at the office. She even did this in front of my commanding officer, which mortified me. However, she is a very good friend of mine, so I promised to accompany her to the doctors. Well about two weeks ago, her tests came back and the doctor confirmed she's going throught Menopause.

Obviously she has been very upset by this news. This isn't the worst part though. While I feel for her, we both are not anywhere near the end of our military careers, but the Menopause is starting to affect all aspects of my life. Quite possibly the worst part of this whole god forsaken series of events is that she is starting to come on to me. I don't know if she really feels this way, or if she's just desperate because she just realized she is getting old. Either way, I'm not into her, but I still value our friendship. We've known each other for years, and I don't want to lose such a close friend. We've been by each other's side for years now, and even then she is still necessary to the work that we do in the military.

High Command has even gotten involved and threatened to "Retire her" if she is unable to get this thing under control. It's also putting my status in the military at risk. It has practically turned into a full blown tabloid style scandal. Please Flood, how can I help Cortana get through this without destroying my career?

John

Ps. Just so this has some discussion value, have you had any similar experiences at work with long time friends?


tl;dr Your the flood. You of all people should be interested in others plights.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVED IT
yorkie

[Edited on 09.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: mr t0kit0s

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

You realize he's the OP, right?

You can't prove nuthin.

He's right, I don't have the evidence.

-_- Something's not right here. That was too easy.
Still 0/10

  • 09.03.2012 4:33 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

My god....The OP pulled a double....I can't believe mine eyes!

  • 09.03.2012 4:36 PM PDT

If I ever see anyone post in a thread "That's your opinion", I immediately lose all respect for them.

Also, if you're discussing a topic with me and you resort to name calling, pull "life checks", or just call anything you don't agree with retarded without giving legitimate reasons, don't expect me to take you serious in anyway what so ever.

Things like this is why I still come to the flood.

  • 09.03.2012 4:42 PM PDT

Vault-Tec ZAX [Version 1.3]
Copyright (c) 2060 Vault-Tec Industries. All rights reserved.

>run
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>_

Nice.

  • 09.03.2012 4:42 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: ANGRYDAMIEN666
Things like this is why I still come to the flood.


Bu-but what about the Vs. threads? Halo 4?!? WWII Russia?!?!?!?!?

  • 09.03.2012 4:44 PM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.

  • 09.03.2012 4:48 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

Lol. That was a good one.

  • 09.03.2012 4:56 PM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: mr t0kit0s

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
OP, while I respect that your just joking around, the Flood doesn't need this stupidity. Your only exacerbating the problem. Hopefully this will be locked. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

0/10

Your post is bad and you should feel bad and stupid.

You don't even deserve a rating.

You realize he's the OP, right?

Why does that matter I'm talking about that post and that post only within the post I made.

  • 09.03.2012 5:13 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

That was damn clever

  • 09.03.2012 5:15 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Hi GunKoMa
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.


Relevant

  • 09.03.2012 5:40 PM PDT