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Subject: Help me tell my friend she is ruining my career.
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the will to win is the will to destroy

i thought it was gonna be a halo parody but that is fine in my books
over 9000/10

  • 09.04.2012 1:56 PM PDT
Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

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Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire
Listen Johnny...

*Puts arm around shoulders*

I know it's hard to believe but...she ain't good anymore for you mate. So what you'll have to do is tell her frankly. I mean, you can't afford this stuff to go too far y'know? If you let her keep going like that you'll end up with a crazy mad -blam!- on your hands.

So yea, ditch her, hard.


I would, but she has saved my life multiple times. Plus she could lock my armor up and it would take the techs days to fix. I might be a Spartan, but I sill need to eat.


Remove your armor, then ditch.

Life's a -blam!- sometime, Johnny boy. I hear ya on this one but you gotta show your tough side today.

Now go, face her....Try not to get electrocuted...

  • 09.04.2012 1:57 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.


Posted by: jyrine
My good sir...You got me.

11/10

  • 09.04.2012 2:01 PM PDT
Subject: Help me tell my friend she is ruining my career.

Join the Halo Haven group!

Very clever, 9/10 OP, good timing too, would have been a lower score if you posted this after H4 release.

EDIT:Also, thread saved.

[Edited on 09.04.2012 2:08 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Now sit down and pull your pants back up.

*Rises and Applauds*

Bravo! Bravisimo!

  • 09.04.2012 2:21 PM PDT
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  • 09.04.2012 2:30 PM PDT
Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: tehphire

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire
Listen Johnny...

*Puts arm around shoulders*

I know it's hard to believe but...she ain't good anymore for you mate. So what you'll have to do is tell her frankly. I mean, you can't afford this stuff to go too far y'know? If you let her keep going like that you'll end up with a crazy mad -blam!- on your hands.

So yea, ditch her, hard.


I would, but she has saved my life multiple times. Plus she could lock my armor up and it would take the techs days to fix. I might be a Spartan, but I sill need to eat.


Remove your armor, then ditch.

Life's a -blam!- sometime, Johnny boy. I hear ya on this one but you gotta show your tough side today.

Now go, face her....Try not to get electrocuted...


It... It didn't work out. On the bright side I won't have to shave for a while. Plus I can charge my phone by holding it!

.......

The doc says I won't make it.

  • 09.04.2012 2:37 PM PDT

This thread seriously needs to be archived for historical purposes.

  • 09.04.2012 2:42 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: St33l Bu11et
This thread seriously needs to be archived for historical purposes.

I concur. Op is a brilliant thread maker and doesn't afraid of anything. If anything he DESERVES this. But we should get his/her opinion first.
<.<
>.>
Yeaahhhh.

  • 09.04.2012 2:50 PM PDT


Posted by: BlackHeaven
10/10

Good twist OP, you must be the son of M. Night Shyamalan.

  • 09.04.2012 2:52 PM PDT

You son of a gun. You are good.

  • 09.04.2012 2:59 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: juniorbandit96
You son of a gun. You are good.


My parents would be both insulted and pleased with this.

  • 09.04.2012 3:34 PM PDT
Subject: Major Girl Problem-Could ruin my career HELP?!

Why are you here?

Wow, that took me a while. I feel dumb.


9/10 would lol again

  • 09.04.2012 3:41 PM PDT
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This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. -Ansem

12/10 You sir had me guessing. AND THEN IT HIT ME.

Have my babies...

Btw Arbiter is going nuts on earth.

[Edited on 09.04.2012 3:46 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2012 3:43 PM PDT
Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

It was well written and better than the majority of crap posted on here. Good work!

  • 09.04.2012 3:47 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Very good OP.

11/10

  • 09.04.2012 3:47 PM PDT
Subject: Major Girl Problem-Could ruin my career HELP?!

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: floodmobile
12/10 You sir had me guessing. AND THEN IT HIT ME.

Have my babies...

Btw Arbiter is going nuts on earth.


What. Who told you?!?!? He promised he wouldn't tell! Oh god, forget Cortana, this will be what ruins me.

  • 09.04.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Wow... I... just wow. Damn good job. 170/10

[Edited on 09.04.2012 4:23 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Posted by: nofatchicks6921
Step 8: Kill Th3 Invader

That was well done. I applaud you good sir.

  • 09.04.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Th3 Invader
That was well done. I applaud you good sir.

If I have learned anything from this thread, it would be I am a sir of good quality and very attractive to hopeful would-be mothers.

  • 09.04.2012 4:58 PM PDT
Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

MUSIC AND ART
http://i.imgur.com/0h2bO.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOjpG27LEQ&feature=player _embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yydcG9woWA&feature=relate d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZNwIxHiA1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHsnECVc_DE&feature=relate d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CQuLZNoaW4


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire
Listen Johnny...

*Puts arm around shoulders*

I know it's hard to believe but...she ain't good anymore for you mate. So what you'll have to do is tell her frankly. I mean, you can't afford this stuff to go too far y'know? If you let her keep going like that you'll end up with a crazy mad -blam!- on your hands.

So yea, ditch her, hard.


I would, but she has saved my life multiple times. Plus she could lock my armor up and it would take the techs days to fix. I might be a Spartan, but I sill need to eat.


Remove your armor, then ditch.

Life's a -blam!- sometime, Johnny boy. I hear ya on this one but you gotta show your tough side today.

Now go, face her....Try not to get electrocuted...


It... It didn't work out. On the bright side I won't have to shave for a while. Plus I can charge my phone by holding it!

.......

The doc says I won't make it.


...
<.<
>.>

*Runs away from thread*

  • 09.04.2012 4:59 PM PDT
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Pretty good OP.


4/10

  • 09.04.2012 5:02 PM PDT
Subject: Major Girl Problem-Could ruin my career HELP?!

Meh I was expecting either copypaste or trolling. Needless to say OP you did not disappoint me. As for the actual story it was quite bland and really could be better. Then for the question nope.

  • 09.04.2012 5:04 PM PDT
Subject: I'm having girl problems with a long term work friend. What now?

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: tehphire

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: tehphire
Listen Johnny...

*Puts arm around shoulders*

I know it's hard to believe but...she ain't good anymore for you mate. So what you'll have to do is tell her frankly. I mean, you can't afford this stuff to go too far y'know? If you let her keep going like that you'll end up with a crazy mad -blam!- on your hands.

So yea, ditch her, hard.


I would, but she has saved my life multiple times. Plus she could lock my armor up and it would take the techs days to fix. I might be a Spartan, but I sill need to eat.


Remove your armor, then ditch.

Life's a -blam!- sometime, Johnny boy. I hear ya on this one but you gotta show your tough side today.

Now go, face her....Try not to get electrocuted...


It... It didn't work out. On the bright side I won't have to shave for a while. Plus I can charge my phone by holding it!

.......

The doc says I won't make it.


...
<.<
>.>

*Runs away from thread*


I'm suing... you... asshat. *Dies*

  • 09.04.2012 5:28 PM PDT

Had me until the end, well done OP, I enjoy seeing these kinds of threads. makes me realize I don't create enough of them myself.

  • 09.04.2012 5:32 PM PDT