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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It should be called 'Epic'.
This will be represented by a Red title bar.
You will have to have been a member for 10 years to earn this title.
Upon earning the title, your screen will flash a vibrant red and purple and then dragons will fly across your web page. A majestic brass ensemble will accompany your triumphant moment, and then seemingly out of nowhere, you will be treated to a dance and heartwarming speech written in old english from none other than Marty himself.
In addition, those who acquire this title will be abducted, locked in a dark musty closet, beaten silly with a wet noodle, and then hung upside down while they watch an endless reel of puppies. Ban puppies to be specific.
Anyone who puts "epic" or "oh snap" on a website deserves to be forced to teach little children how to code in CSS and HTML5.