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"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer." -George Carlin

I was bored and decided to make a topic about Master Chief versus random characters. Lets start with Master Chief vs Gordan Freeman from Half-Life. Who would win? Ready? Go!

  • 09.28.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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Master chief vs Godzilla, MC vs the bog monster, MC vs superman, MC vs spiderman, MC vs George Forman and his grill. MC vs LAPD


This is stupid

  • 09.28.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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MC versus Superman. Superman would melt him with his laser vision, and MC, being of lesser strength, could do nothing, since Superman could just fly away and bullets don't hurt him.

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Superman is the only person that could defeat MC. All others will be shot in the face and afterward, there would be post-mortum humpage!

  • 09.28.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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At least until Mc whipped out a Covenant weapon powered by kryptonite...

  • 09.28.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer." -George Carlin

I been tryin to remember supermans weakness i couldnt remember if it was krypton or krptonite. thanks much

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MC vs. Mario

  • 09.28.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer." -George Carlin

LOL: Heres the battle. MC comes in the arena. Mario comes in as well. Mario gets high on mushrooms, MC sticks a plasma grenade to mario. 3-2-1 boom. *mario "game over" song plays*

  • 09.28.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Mc Vs Duke Nukem

  • 09.28.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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Master Chief vs. Ellen Ripley vs. Aya Brea!

Cortana: ...Is she wearing a cocktail dress?!
Aya: I'm going to have to arrest you for trespassing on a crime scene, sir. (she takes out the grenade launcher)
MC: (drooling like a lovesick teenager) MARRY ME!
Ripley: ... (blows up the entire area)

  • 10.01.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer." -George Carlin

Posted by: Phatty Matty
MC vs George Forman and his grill.
Hmmmm.... MC would walk in, Gearge Forman would be puttin on his boxing gloves which dont fit anymore. Master Chief picks up a sniper rifle, shoots george forman's leg. He falls over. MC steals the grill and runs away to eat some delicious fat free burgers but realizes theres no plug in Sidewinder. Plus it is freakin freezing mister bigglesworth

  • 10.01.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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mc comes back puts george on the grill and makes cook burgers

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LMAO

  • 10.01.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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Don't make threads just because you're bored. Make them because you have somthing useful to say. These "Who would win?" threads are pointless and bring down the signal to noise ratio of the forums.

The Underground is getting New Mombasa syndrome...

  • 10.01.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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The master chief vs. GOD


hmmmmm....... i dont know who to put my money on.

  • 10.01.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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Forget about the VS. Wouldn't it be sweet if we contracted Samus Aran to help in the fight with the Covenant. Off-topic I know, but still very cool. Samus rocks!

  • 10.02.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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Yeah, but do we really want to hear John try to sing "Nasty Girl" to Samus?

  • 10.02.2004 7:49 AM PDT
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Well except for the other spartins, Samus could be the closest thing to a girlfriend John could have.

  • 10.02.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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i say master chief vs predator vs alien

alien: RRROWWWWWWWWOWR
Predator: GRRRRROWWWWWWL!!!!!
MC: boo!(pulls out dual plasma rifles) *BEW BEW BEW BEW*

Mc: (takes forman grill and makes predalien burgers)

Mc:( remembering hes acid intolerant and whatever blood predator has intolerant. He blows up the predator race along with the aliens SAYING)
Mc: IM RICK JAMES -blam!-!!!!!!

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MC vs Kurt Russel in soldier taht would be an awesome battle they both have trained sinc ethey were very little , but mc has one advatage his armor

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MC vs termintor

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mc would walk in and stick 4 plasma granades on terminatoer and blow him to thousands of little terminator bits, if that dont work mc just duel wields plasma swords and chops terminator up

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the kurt russel thing is pointless he shoudl just join samus and mc and kik some covenant @$$

[Edited on 10/2/2004 4:40:11 PM]

  • 10.02.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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MC vs Evil Kenival
(Blood Gulch)

The Fight: Evil jumps in his motorcycle(ghost) and takes off while MC runs out with a shotgun and a pistol (aka. death maker) and sees Evil, duckes behind a dune. Gets up tosses a nade under Evil... *BOOM, evil does a frontflip(Being Evil, he lands it) and runs on over to the base where MC is hiding and Mowes him down*

Evil begins his laugh, but hears something... *Beep Beep Beep Boop* MC respawns with a pistol... pops evil in the chest and latches a plasma nade to evils nads... He gets out of ghost and runs and realizes its stuck to him... He hears: *PHHHHHHHHHH* Rips off and thinks "OW" and then *....Phhhhhhhhh...... BOOM*

*Guy from the tone "Lets get ready to rumble" pops out and Shouts The Winner of the fight is the well known hero from Halo, the [color=green]Green[/color] corner WINS!!!!!!!

  • 10.02.2004 5:00 PM PDT

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