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Subject: I owned this girl at school so bad

Team Unicorns all the way!

Insert sarcastic comment here...

  • 09.05.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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Without The Flood, I wouldn't know what an opinion is.

4/10

Not bad, but still lacking some subtlety.

  • 09.05.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

I once own a girl a few years back. I told her that her fly was undone and when she looked down I drugged her and brutally defiled her.

Classic.

  • 09.05.2012 10:28 PM PDT
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Congratulations, would you like a medal?

  • 09.05.2012 10:29 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a troll thread.

  • 09.05.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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Comments are priceless.

  • 09.05.2012 11:02 PM PDT

This thread definitely exemplifies cool story bro. To pwn a girl adequately, you must ask her out and when you go to pick her up you tell her you actually meant to ask her mother out.

  • 09.05.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

That's nice dear

*continues watching TV*

  • 09.05.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Beware Qbix89! That master ninja will lay the smackdown on your troll thread!

Spiderstosh, Spiderstosh...does whatever a Spiderstosh does. Breaks the interwebs in his prime...guess who is....to blame this time? Spiderstosh...it is the Spiderstoooosh. -SonicJohn

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

I bet when you walked away from her confused, you felt like you were walking away from an explosion.

haha, i can envision that in a movie.

  • 09.06.2012 2:04 AM PDT

Whatever as always.

10/10
high quality blog post.
would read again.
OP is a champ.

  • 09.06.2012 2:06 AM PDT

If I ever see anyone post in a thread "That's your opinion", I immediately lose all respect for them.

Also, if you're discussing a topic with me and you resort to name calling, pull "life checks", or just call anything you don't agree with retarded without giving legitimate reasons, don't expect me to take you serious in anyway what so ever.

8/10

Would read again.

  • 09.06.2012 2:06 AM PDT
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YOU'RE SO COOL OP.

  • 09.06.2012 2:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

I laughed way too hard at this.

  • 09.06.2012 2:18 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

I owned a girl once...






...then she escaped my dungeon. That -blam!-

  • 09.06.2012 2:18 AM PDT

Whatever as always.


Posted by: MORTO_hi
I laughed way too hard at this.

Sames.
it's been at least 20 minutes since i first read this and I am still chuckling every time i see the thread title.

  • 09.06.2012 2:19 AM PDT

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown

F**KING OWNED!!

  • 09.06.2012 2:22 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

WOW!
Isn't the 3rd grade fun!?

  • 09.12.2012 7:40 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.


Posted by: Double A
WOW!
Isn't the 3rd grade fun!?


Why the 6-day bump?


Unless you're the OP...

  • 09.12.2012 7:44 PM PDT

You get 7/7 asses! I want to be like you one day. . .

  • 09.12.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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So there was this one -blam!-

And I hit her

Yeah, badass, I know

  • 09.12.2012 7:45 PM PDT

<3

sounds mean...

  • 09.12.2012 7:57 PM PDT

What is this I don't even.

  • 09.12.2012 7:59 PM PDT

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