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Subject: Destiny = Bungie Fit

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
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Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Now I just got done running 20 miles on wii fit and it hit me. What if Destiny isn't a strategy game, or a first person shooter, or even an action game at all? What if it is an exercise game? AKA Bungie Fit. What if the different name slike "Dead Orbit" and "Osiris" are the different teams you can be on?

The Theory: Destiny is actually about four planets: Dead Orbit, Osiris, Seven Seraphs, and New Monarchy. These planets had a National Olympic competition testing Strength, Aerobics, Yoga, Balance Games, and more!

Now Some of you are probably thinking that this is completely ridiculous an is based off of no evidence? oh really? that is a lie. I have plenty of evidence Marty is the key to it all, he is the key to Destiny.

1. Marty posts a picture of Kneeman What is Marty's strange obsession of kneeman? or is it something more? Has it all been to point an arrow to one of the most important body parts of all physical activity? Oh Marty, you thought we would never figure it out.

2. What is it? that is what most of you are thinking right now. It is in fact the tread for special space running shoes. The shoes are designed specifically to be able to walk and/or run on nothing.

3. The food space runners eat Needs no explanation.

4. Marty is known for making amazing music, so obviously he will make great work out music for the runners to listen to.

So have you been enlightened? Or are you still hoping for a "MMO"?

Ideas by others that might be accurate:

Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
The goal is to build a ladder to the stars. Hence "see you starside."


Posted by: I ZEROC00L I
Looks like one of their promo screens has leaked.

Here


[Edited on 09.07.2012 11:30 AM PDT]

  • 09.06.2012 1:21 PM PDT

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>Bungie Fit

I seriously hope that doesn't happen, I doubt it.

  • 09.06.2012 1:24 PM PDT

#2 = GNOP

It's an easter egg in the graphics outside of Bungie

  • 09.06.2012 1:25 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Yes, but the tread for the space shoes are based off it also.Posted by: Replicant73
#2 = GNOP

It's an easter egg in the graphics outside of Bungie

  • 09.06.2012 1:26 PM PDT

One logical leap can be hilarious. But too many leaps and assumption kind of brings it down.

A for effort though. I personally do my Bungie Ab workout daily.

  • 09.06.2012 1:27 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

The goal is to build a ladder to the stars. Hence "see you starside."

  • 09.06.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Hm... this could easily be one of the events in the olympic game
Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
The goal is to build a ladder to the stars. Hence "see you starside."

  • 09.06.2012 1:40 PM PDT

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You sound like Hoobla...

  • 09.06.2012 1:42 PM PDT
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This is dumb

  • 09.06.2012 1:44 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: Bricypoo
Hm... this could easily be one of the events in the olympic game
Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
The goal is to build a ladder to the stars. Hence "see you starside."
Except nobody would win because it's impossible. Unless you used carbon nanotubing.

  • 09.06.2012 1:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: thenewxegk
>Bungie Fit

I seriously hope that doesn't happen, I doubt it.



Shun the non-believer.

  • 09.06.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

What is Marty's strange obsession of kneeman? or is it something more? Has it all been to point an arrow
knee...arrow
Lol.

OT: That is a strange but very awesome theory for Destiny.

[Edited on 09.06.2012 3:19 PM PDT]

  • 09.06.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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If this was true Bungie would have pulled off the biggest Rick Roll of the decade!

  • 09.06.2012 3:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

An MMO fitness game? This seems brilliant with no downside whatsoever. If Bungie doesn't do it, somebody will!

  • 09.06.2012 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
An MMO fitness game? This seems brilliant with no downside whatsoever. If Bungie doesn't do it, somebody will!

Bungie presents: The Olympics! Compete real time with hundreds of other athlet- gamers!

  • 09.06.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Personally I was looking forward to something along the lines of The Legend of Destiny, Super Destiny Bros. or Red Dead Destiny.

  • 09.06.2012 5:03 PM PDT

Key

Someone revoke this man's "Create Thread" button.

  • 09.06.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Someone is mad cause he didn't figure it out before me.

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  • 09.06.2012 8:28 PM PDT

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  • 09.07.2012 9:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
An MMO fitness game? This seems brilliant with no downside whatsoever. If Bungie doesn't do it, somebody will!

Bungie presents: The Olympics! Compete real time with hundreds of other athlet- gamers!


I wonder if we'll have to take the Bungie Fit Board in the bathtub for the swimming events.

  • 09.07.2012 9:47 AM PDT

Looks like one of their promo screens has leaked.

Here

  • 09.07.2012 9:58 AM PDT

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  • 09.07.2012 10:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.


Posted by: I ZEROC00L I
Looks like one of their promo screens has leaked.

Here
Ok.... that's hilarious.

  • 09.07.2012 10:58 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: I ZEROC00L I
Looks like one of their promo screens has leaked.

Here
Ok.... that's hilarious.
And yet, justice demands his blood. For posting about leaks and all that...
*looks at picture* okay, maybe we can let him go, just this once.

  • 09.07.2012 11:26 AM PDT