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Subject: I know what the slingshot is for...

Quote from x Foman123 x :
There is one thing the Illuminati fear. And that one thing is Bungie.

I know what the slingshot is for... sadly.

It's being used as a type of ark. Not your normal Noah's Ark, but similar. The whole underlying reason for the slingshot is where the real tragedy lies...

Location, location, location. It's all wrong in this case for Bungie. They're pretty SOL. That's why they need the ark, or slingshot in this case.

I mean Seattle is just right there on the coast. Anytime now a 9.0 is gonna rock their -blam!- and a tsunami will follow. A rupture of the Seattle Fault Line could spell D I S A S T E R.

Say you had to get out of a place really fast. You could drive, but then you hit traffic and gas shortages. You could take a plane I suppose. Or you could take a slingshot.

The only thing I don't get is the landing. Maybe they'll wear those flying squirrel suits... I dunno. Although what I do know is the slingshot is still being used for World Domination.

After the West coast is washed away, the whole of Bungie will be making their landing in the prairies of Central America. It is there that they will begin the funding of charities world wide to overcome the influx of homeless from the west.

In all... millions will be lost... However with a lesser population Bungie now claims its roll on the world stage with ease.

R.I.P.
slingshot

[NOTE]:This thread is not purposed to scare anyone in the way of the natural disasters described. These are all fictional events that could happen Tuesday or hundreds of years from now.

  • 09.07.2012 11:57 PM PDT

Quote from x Foman123 x :
There is one thing the Illuminati fear. And that one thing is Bungie.

why did i even post this

  • 09.08.2012 12:12 AM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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I thought it was for launching their enemies into the sun. And why did you post this?

  • 09.08.2012 2:57 PM PDT