- gamertag: [none]
- user homepage:
WRONG!
We need Authentic Bungie Brand Grain Whiskey. Its tagline will be "Death, by Bungie". Infinitely superior to "stay thirsty my friends". It should probably have a name, but I don't know what that would be. Webmaster's Second Finest (because he already drank the best stuff)? DINK?
Also, the only way a ring would work is if had some secondary function. Like a decoder or whistle or something.