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Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.
Posted by: ctjl96
Even ken, now a grown man, has feelings of self-disgust when he visits the site. That shows at
least that Bungie hasn't completely controlled him -- yet. We can all relate to crazed, deformed beasts at some point in our online career, and I get the idea that for most of the visitors of this site, obviously Bungie.net was that one website that caused you to legitimately consider suicide. But without the self-loathing, we would all be mindless minions.
Most of you need to understand that the whole "resistance is futile" concept that this company is attempting to squeeze into our heads is one that must be denied entry. Just let the resistance coarse through your veins like rattlesnake venom. This brain control is something that must be annihilated before it gets out of hand. I wouldn't personally be surprised if the president or rambunctious Romney something to do with this; hell, I bet Bush was the one who got Bungie
on the idea. I now call upon you to break free of the spell; no more giving in. It is time for us to incinerate the puppet master and regain control of our minds.
Now it's a little funny. The first entry wasn't.