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Subject: Ia there a Stud test for becoming a forum ninja?

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
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Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

I mean seriously why are all forum ninjas all studs? They go around swinging their hammers around and picking up chicks. There has to be a test to make sure a person is a stud before they get picked to be a forum ninja, Right?

  • 09.13.2012 6:57 PM PDT

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I think I am a stud

  • 09.13.2012 6:58 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

It's obviously a part of the screening process when they are selecting potential candidates. Though I think a few of them think their hammers are bigger than they really are...

  • 09.13.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

If they can't bench the fabric of space itself, they don't get the job. In all seriousness, I've often wondered if they're put to some sort of final blind test in order to become a Ninja.

  • 09.13.2012 6:59 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

If it were that kind of test, I would have been asked a very long time ago sir.

  • 09.13.2012 7:00 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
I think I am a stud
Ken, posting things like this aren't what you should strive for.

  • 09.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT

@spaboolly

You obviously have never seen half of the forum ninjas.

  • 09.13.2012 7:12 PM PDT

I think the real question here is: How does the OP know what all the ninjas look like?

  • 09.13.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Posted by: talon2000
I think the real question here is: How does the OP know what all the ninjas look like?
PAX pictures!

  • 09.13.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: spartain ken 15
I think I am a stud
How much wall support do you provide?

  • 09.13.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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All candidates are thrown into a room full of attractive women with a time limit of 10 minutes. Whoever leaves the room with the most women is a worthy stud and is then made a forum ninja. Hot Fox Collection Squad.

  • 09.13.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: Xplode441
Posted by: spartain ken 15
I think I am a stud
How much wall support do you provide?
Oh god, ramen almost came out my nose.

  • 09.13.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Posted by: spartain ken 15
I think I am a stud
More like a dud amirite fellas

  • 09.13.2012 7:34 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."


Posted by: ChorrizoTapatio
All candidates are thrown into a room full of attractive women with a time limit of 10 minutes. Whoever leaves the room with the most women is a worthy stud and is then made a forum ninja. Hot Fox Collection Squad.
Well, couldn't one simply chase the girls out of the room, but run with the pack?

  • 09.13.2012 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15
I think I am a stud
More like a dud amirite fellas


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  • 09.13.2012 7:40 PM PDT