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We choose members based off the amount of posts as a percentage of the total posts on B.net for a certain given time. We select the top 50 or so with the highest percentage (and a few trolls to make it interesting) and put their names on a board. The higher their percentage, the more times they get their name on the board in correlation to the total amount of posts of the group.

We then take darts based off the amount of ninjas needed. Usually there is a drunken brawl between the current ninjas due to the limited amount of darts available. I have never seen Evilcam loose one of these. Probably due to his combination of hobbies that include bare-knuckle boxing, training for the Iron Man Triathlon, and that weird ribbon dancing routine in rhythmic gymnastics.

Posting on unannounced and completely unofficial "Double EXP" days increases your post count twice as fast, so you should try to aim for those days to make tons upon tons of posts on the forums.

Posted by: BlackHeaven
No, we have a ninja who's only been here two years. You just have to be a really awesome member for a while.

TGP was 6 months, if I remember correctly.

[Edited on 09.15.2012 12:28 AM PDT]

  • 09.15.2012 12:28 AM PDT

Bribe 'em.

  • 09.15.2012 12:33 AM PDT
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kill them the newest one off. I may or may not be close to achieving this

  • 09.15.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

This is the current waiting list of people next in line to become Forum Ninjas.

If you squint, you can see the shadow of the people in the front being beaten with giant licorice rods to see how long they'll last.

Edit: Just found this picture, thought it was relevant considering some of the threads on the Waaahmbulance.

[Edited on 09.15.2012 1:31 AM PDT]

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Posted by: Primum Agmen
Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight

Do something that makes you stand out OP. Didn't one of the Ninja's become one because they made an FAQ on the Halo 3 forum?

Also I thought that if you asked about being a Ninja you would become less likely to become one, or am I just making something up?

  • 09.15.2012 1:49 PM PDT

want to be a beta tester for bungie

I guess you just have to be awesome.

  • 09.15.2012 1:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xplode441
This is the current waiting list of people next in line to become Forum Ninjas.
Am I the only one who sees a vague outline of a dude's package?

  • 09.15.2012 1:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Primo84
Posted by: Xplode441
This is the current waiting list of people next in line to become Forum Ninjas.
Am I the only one who sees a vague outline of a dude's package?
Yep.

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Posted by: Primo84
Posted by: Xplode441
This is the current waiting list of people next in line to become Forum Ninjas.
Am I the only one who sees a vague outline of a dude's package?
Oh, that's all you ever see.

  • 09.15.2012 3:18 PM PDT

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  • 09.15.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

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  • 09.15.2012 4:43 PM PDT

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Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Why would you want ot be a forum ninja? You immediately become a chick magnet, you get 100 messages everyday and people think you are "cool". It is one of the worst things in the world, I wouldn't wish it on any of my enemies.

  • 09.15.2012 4:55 PM PDT

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OT: It just happens, normally when the web team decides we need more mods and yea. Just post well, follow the rules, and if we need another mod, you'll get the call...

  • 09.15.2012 6:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Verachi
This guy has a better chance then you and any of us.

  • 09.15.2012 6:32 PM PDT

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