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master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good

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  • 06.23.2006 1:05 PM PDT

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i know this has to do with halo 3 but if you check out the link in my sig you will see the offical bungie released screen shot of MC with his helemet off (not offical)

  • 06.23.2006 1:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bunqie Jump
i know this has to do with halo 3 but if you check out the link in my sig you will see the offical bungie released screen shot of MC with his helemet off (not offical)


pscht, so obvious

  • 06.23.2006 1:10 PM PDT
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chuck norris? WTF?

  • 06.23.2006 1:12 PM PDT
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I choose to laugh at you

  • 06.23.2006 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


You are a -blam!- comedy God. Seriously, you should be on Comedy Central or something!



And yes, that was sarcastic.

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  • 06.23.2006 1:15 PM PDT
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thats funny cuse its ridiculously stupid beyond belief-but to no offense i have to say that chuck norris is a incredibly bad actor and id barf my organs out if thats who it really was

  • 06.23.2006 1:16 PM PDT
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i know im not funny
but you dont have to be a deesh
you athhol

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  • 06.23.2006 1:18 PM PDT
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quote]Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
i know im not funny
but you dont have to be a deesh
you athhol[/quote]

If you knew it wasn't funny, why bother posting it?

And that spelling is atrocious. Seriously. I literally had to look at that for several seconds to get that.

  • 06.23.2006 1:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


It is gonna be Gilbert Godfred.

  • 06.23.2006 1:21 PM PDT

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I hate chuck norris...the joke website about him that has become so popular, is a direct rip-off of the VIndiesel one which was first and still is better...Vin diesel kicks chuck norris's ass.

  • 06.23.2006 1:21 PM PDT
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Not funny. At all...

Why even bother making this post? It just isn't funny. Did you really think we would laugh? If you read it would you laugh? You have to ask yourself that before you make a joke...

  • 06.23.2006 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
thats funny cuse its ridiculously stupid beyond belief-but to no offense i have to say that chuck norris is a incredibly bad actor and id barf my organs out if thats who it really was


Chuck Norris battled it out with Bruce Lee, then he got back at Bruce Lee by bribing the doctor to make a medical error leading to a blood clot in Bruce Lees brain.

Chuck Norris is the death bringer and the life giver.

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QUOTE: If you knew it wasn't funny, why bother posting it?

And that spelling is atrocious. Seriously. I literally had to look at that for several seconds to get that. POSTED BY: Ad_Hominum


Wow-then u really must be a deesh cause a nonstupid human being would understand that athhol is a way to get around the editor so that you can say the hole on your rear end-eh duh.

  • 06.23.2006 1:25 PM PDT

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That we are it's greatest achievement
We're barely, we're just a collection of cells
Overrating themselves

Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


Let me guess, you're home schooled?

  • 06.23.2006 1:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


Let me guess, you're home schooled?

WTF? I'm home schooled and I didn't find that funny in the least...

  • 06.23.2006 1:32 PM PDT

Strange evolution how people have come to believe
That we are it's greatest achievement
We're barely, we're just a collection of cells
Overrating themselves

Posted by: I KILL GRUNTS
Posted by: twinkiemaker
Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


Let me guess, you're home schooled?

WTF? I'm home schooled and I didn't find that funny in the least...


Thats a good sign. You're the 1 out of 10 home schooled kids that have a sense of humor. The other 9 out of 10 have the social skills of seaweeed.

  • 06.23.2006 1:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: twinkiemaker
Posted by: I KILL GRUNTS
Posted by: twinkiemaker
Posted by: Zamamee oneone7
master chief is going to lift off his helmet and it will end up being an augmentated 3 year old or something-then it starts to beat the crap out of a grunt when it really thinks is playing with a rubber toy or something-i know-lame and fruity but i dont care-laugh with me or at me-its all good


Let me guess, you're home schooled?

WTF? I'm home schooled and I didn't find that funny in the least...


Thats a good sign. You're the 1 out of 10 home schooled kids that have a sense of humor. The other 9 out of 10 have the social skills of seaweeed.

Yes,I know...I actually don't like homeschooled kids myself.

  • 06.23.2006 1:44 PM PDT