- petarded2
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- Fabled Member
I venture out of my usual residence on this day both in memoriam of the disappearance of one of our finest members and to enunciate my long-held distaste for this forum and the persons who pollute it. I speak not to any single user nor even certain classes of users but to you all: you disgust me. You are a blight upon this site. I wish I could say it differently. I wish I could simply ignore you all, as I certainly would have had the influence of your "Community" not metastasized to my beloved commorancy.
But I digress. Allow me to calmly detail the reproachable aspects of the villain typically played by the Community Forum goer: a man facing only inward, looking vainly at the meaningless accolades he has garnered, or, more pitifully, the dusty mantlepiece he hopes to one day desecrate with one. A man who cares for nothing if it will not garner him attention and appraisal from even the loosest of his associates. A hollow shell that walks, talks, even "jokes," but is not truly there. No, he, ever-prudent, can never speak truly; perpetually in calculation of which guttural noises will net him the highest standing among hollow demons like himself.
Nonetheless, he is not completely blinded by his misplaced concepts of enjoyable social interaction, which is why I am here today, to show him a man that proved one need not be a devil to dwell here. That one does not require empty labels to be exceptional. That the only goals we should pursue here are to interest, to inform, and, above all else, to entertain one another.
Please discuss, and thank you for your time.