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Subject: Glasslands fail

Games I like:,
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Halo 3 is the best Halo ever
Maps I like: Turf, Avalanche, Pylon, Sandbox, Breakpoint and many more.

So I was just reading Glasslands.

And I got to the bit where Mal asks Naomi about bathroom breaks for Spartans.

How does being catherized stop you needing to go poop? It only works on gasses and fluids.

WTF?

[Edited on 09.20.2012 4:54 AM PDT]

  • 09.17.2012 11:05 PM PDT
Subject: Wait, what?
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Girls don't poop, duh.

  • 09.17.2012 11:42 PM PDT

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They convert excess waste into Assault Rifle ammo.

That's why it takes so long to kill enemies with it.

  • 09.18.2012 4:49 AM PDT

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Spartans on the other hand make light shields.

Well reconed.

[Edited on 09.18.2012 5:46 AM PDT]

  • 09.18.2012 5:27 AM PDT
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Page and paragraph?

  • 09.18.2012 5:42 AM PDT

Games I like:,
Half-Minute Hero
MBU
Portal
Halo 3 is the best Halo ever
Maps I like: Turf, Avalanche, Pylon, Sandbox, Breakpoint and many more.


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Page and paragraph?


Book is somewhere, I'll post tomorrow. It's just before they steal the Piety I believe.

  • 09.19.2012 12:02 AM PDT

The only solution is a Spartan diaper. Or lots of low fibre rations.

  • 09.19.2012 12:33 AM PDT
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go check this montage out http://youtu.be/Qm6roWnCPuw

  • 09.19.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Games I like:,
Half-Minute Hero
MBU
Portal
Halo 3 is the best Halo ever
Maps I like: Turf, Avalanche, Pylon, Sandbox, Breakpoint and many more.

Page 212, beginning.

  • 09.20.2012 4:54 AM PDT

Hey, now!

This is officially either the greatest or worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I'm going with the former.

Perhaps their nutrient intake limits solid waste?

  • 09.20.2012 7:18 AM PDT

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This has actually been around in Halo lore prior to Glasslands, and I don't know.

  • 09.20.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Progo, Shrew, Chryso, all are the same.

if you avoid eating solids for 12-18 hours you can stop needing to take a dump, then you just run on intravenous Gatorade.

  • 09.20.2012 3:17 PM PDT
Subject: Glasslands fail

Spartans don't eat.
Spartans don't drink.
Spartans don't get drunk.
Spartans don't sleep.
Spartans don't die.

Logical, isn't it?

  • 09.22.2012 5:38 PM PDT

a spartan's feces is actually deposited directly into the his/her personality.

[Edited on 09.23.2012 12:31 AM PDT]

  • 09.23.2012 12:31 AM PDT

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Why do we care about a Spartans -blam!- habits?

  • 10.29.2012 4:00 PM PDT