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Subject: How NOT to become a Moderator.

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Now some people actually wish they could become "moderators" but for a lot of us we don't. Because when you are given moderator powers you then have to deal with people raging about their bans. Deal with people trying to suck up to you, and even some bribes. So I am writing a Guide on how to NOt be picked to become a moderator. This can be used to not become a forum ninja, or a moderator in private groups.

Here Are a few things that you can do to make sure you do not get picked to become a moderator:

1. Never type with good grammar! If you do people might come to the conclusion that you are actually "intellectual".

2. Never apologize when you are wrong! Always say you were right until the day the air stops going into your lungs.

3. Talk about becoming a mod a lot! This one you can go at two different ways, you can say: "I want to be a mod so bad!give me the power right now I want to be able to ban people >:)" or you can "I don't want to become a mod, the job isn't for me, I honestly would rather go to a Miley Cyrus concert"

4. Make sure no one has respect for you! Just make stupid threads, make stupid posts, exc.

5. Hate Bacon

Now I know there are more things but my mind is drawing a blank right now, so please if you have any ideas, suggest them. I also hope that his helps a lot more people to NOt become mods!

[Edited on 09.19.2012 12:01 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2012 11:40 AM PDT
Subject: How not to become a Moderator.

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[Edited on 09.19.2012 11:43 AM PDT]

  • 09.19.2012 11:41 AM PDT

(^}>

Being Perma banned is probably a big one...

  • 09.19.2012 11:42 AM PDT

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wat r u doing
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  • 09.19.2012 11:44 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: EuAn1196
Being Perma banned is probably a big one...
That makes it difficult to become much of anything on B.net.

OT: Thank you for your excellent advice on what not to be. "Don't be an ignorant jerk" pretty much sums up what to do.

  • 09.19.2012 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: UnveiledArk
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  • 09.19.2012 12:12 PM PDT
Subject: How NOT to become a Moderator.

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

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Have my post history.


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  • 09.19.2012 12:14 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Posted by: Bricypoo
5. Hate Bacon
Is this true?

  • 09.19.2012 12:39 PM PDT

Half Man.
Half Horse.
Half Machine.
All "Jerk Who's Really Bad at Math."

PS
No, I do not want to join your clan/group.

Posted by: Bricypoo
you then have to deal with people raging
But their rage is amusing!
Deal with people trying to suck up to youThese people are also amusing because they have zero pride. I always find it hilarious to watch people suck up to moderators because it's so damned pathetic that I can't help but laugh.
and even some bribes.Also hilarious because of useless offerings that hold little value, to things you already have, to things that are impossible for them to actually acquire and distribute. The only downside to this are the occasional perverts/deviants who show their faces.

Personally, I don't think you're making a very compelling case to not want to be a ninja. Might I suggest rethinking your approach?

"I don't want to become a mod, the job isn't for me, I honestly would rather go to a Miley Cyrus concert" Okay, this one may give me nightmares later on tonight.

  • 09.19.2012 1:34 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Look man, I know what it's like to have nothing to talk about. Hell, Dragons were just my poor attempt at giving me the lulz, and to joke around with some people. But I'll be honest, it's quite clear you're aiming for funny, and this just doesn't cut it for me.

  • 09.19.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Vintage 13 year old humour right here daily on Bungie.net

  • 09.19.2012 2:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bricypoo
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I found the problem guys! We're all clear.

  • 09.19.2012 2:26 PM PDT

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I see what you did here. We believe you, Bricy. Really.

  • 09.19.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Your OP could have just said "Be 99% of the members on Bungie.net."

  • 09.19.2012 2:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bricypoo

5. Hate Bacon


That is heresy. No one shall dare say that bacon isn't the best food ever.

[Edited on 09.19.2012 3:07 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Bricypoo
1. Never type with good grammar!
I lose.
2. Never apologize when you are wrong! Simple: don't be wrong.
3. Talk about becoming a mod a lot! I don't.
4. Make sure no one has respect for you!Sorry :(
5. Hate BaconTHAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

Conclusion: Oh teh noes I'm going to be stolen away for ninja school D;
/Sarcasm

  • 09.19.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


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RIP BerserkerBarage DeathPimp72

I don't know why I sat here and read that whole post after knowing who the OP was. Guess I'm slipping.

  • 09.19.2012 3:19 PM PDT

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You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

OP, you do realize that if you are offered a moderator position, you can just decline it, right?

Why go through all of this trouble?

  • 09.19.2012 3:21 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.


Posted by: TopWargamer
OP, you do realize that if you are offered a moderator position, you can just decline it, right?

Why go through all of this trouble?


for the lulz.

  • 09.19.2012 3:50 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

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I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

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  • 09.19.2012 5:23 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

Gud Derm et, ill nevr bee teh guy to ban people! I wantz 2 becon 1. N mn, tunns o ppl hav rspect fur meh. And I is ner wrng. I wnt 2 git da pwr 2 ban da pplz I dun lieks.

P.S. Bacon is teh sux!

  • 09.19.2012 6:34 PM PDT

just be me

  • 09.19.2012 6:40 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

I just to think being a mod would be so cool.

Then it actually happened.

  • 09.19.2012 7:08 PM PDT