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Subject: If you had to describe our Community using only bicycle parts...

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Community, it's time to change things up a bit.

If you had to describe our Community using only bicycle parts, what would be what and where would it be?

How would you classify the different parts of the Community? Where would the ninjas fit, the banhammer, DeeJ, the swag, and most importantly, us?

How in the world would we fit on the one bike? What would the seat symbolically mean? Would we shove the memes onto the little piece of the bike that makes the cool motorcycle sound?

...

Ok, maybe we wouldn't do that, but I thought it was a cool idea.

How would you like our bike to function? Pedals? Feet? Flapping our arms wildly in an attempt to reach the stars and beyond? DeeJ pushing us along while trying to not run out of breath?

Where would we store the mailsack?

If the Bnet Community were shoved onto a bike, who would fit where and why?



What and who must be on the bike:


DeeJ

Ninjas

Community Members

Mailsack

Swag

Anything else you deem important to the Community


[Edited on 09.27.2012 3:25 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2012 3:17 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Screwed?

I know it's not a part, but screws are a large part if what makes us awesome.

  • 09.27.2012 3:20 PM PDT

This is almost as bizarre as that one "If Bungie was a cheese, what sort of cheese would it be?" thread.

  • 09.27.2012 3:22 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Obviously they are the oldest and stinkiest, as that is typically the best type and or most expensice cheese.

I'm going to go eat a piece of Bungie now. Then I might go for a ride on my bungcycle.
Posted by: Hylebos
This is almost as bizarre as that one "If Bungie was a cheese, what sort of cheese would it be?" thread.


[Edited on 09.27.2012 3:24 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2012 3:23 PM PDT

Isn't it obvious:

community = frame
Ninjas = brakes
Deej and employees = wheels and cogs
Swag = Bell
Mailsack = the cool stickers you put on the bike

no seat

[Edited on 09.27.2012 3:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2012 3:33 PM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung



DeeJ - Handlebars

Ninjas - Chain

Community Members - Wheels

Mailsack - Spokes

Swag - Pedals

Foman - Stick through the spokes.

Anything else you deem important to the Community

  • 09.27.2012 3:56 PM PDT
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O-3 US Army Reserves AMEDD APMC
"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: M1Silencer
Isn't it obvious:

community = frame
Ninjas = brakes
Deej and employees = wheels and cogs
Swag = Bell
Mailsack = the cool stickers you put on the bike

no seat


Urk can be the seat.

  • 09.27.2012 4:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

This whole community is, off the chain.

  • 09.27.2012 4:32 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: M1Silencer
Isn't it obvious:

community = frame
Ninjas = brakes
Deej and employees = wheels and cogs
Swag = Bell
Mailsack = the cool stickers you put on the bike

no seat


Urk can be the seat.



What if he gets not happy?

  • 09.27.2012 4:53 PM PDT

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: M1Silencer
Isn't it obvious:

community = frame
Ninjas = brakes
Deej and employees = wheels and cogs
Swag = Bell
Mailsack = the cool stickers you put on the bike

no seat


Urk can be the seat.

I like this setup. It seems to be the most reliable bicycle.

  • 09.27.2012 4:56 PM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung


Posted by: Xplode441
This whole community is, off the chain.

Well-played, Horatio.

  • 09.27.2012 4:58 PM PDT
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Users = Wheels.
Website = Frame.
Moderators = Breaks.
Employee interactivity/Game releases = Pedals.

  • 09.27.2012 5:03 PM PDT

// Chapter
// My PC


2/15/12: Francisco Porras, I'll miss you. Rest in Peace.

The breaks?

  • 09.27.2012 5:06 PM PDT

The employees are the frame. The community is the chain, pedals, and wheels. The ninjas are the derailleurs, and the swag is those streamers in the handlebars.

  • 09.27.2012 5:28 PM PDT

Hmm, what/who could function as the spokes?

  • 09.27.2012 5:40 PM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung

Mailsack. Members are the wheels, and the Mailsack bring the members together. Mailsack is the spokes.

  • 09.27.2012 5:49 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Employees = Shocks
Community= Pegs

Lucky!

  • 09.27.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Posted by: DMX1337
Mailsack. Members are the wheels, and the Mailsack bring the members together. Mailsack is the spokes.
I like the way you think.

  • 09.27.2012 5:54 PM PDT

Key

Whole Bike - Ken

Rust - Swag

Bike has been sitting outside, in England, for 3 years.

  • 09.27.2012 6:15 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

I claim the title of Master Derailleur.

  • 09.27.2012 7:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
I claim the title of Master Derailleur.
What you did there, I see it.

  • 09.27.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Achronos is the emergency break

Salmon texters are the spokes

Users are the frame

Rest of webteam is the cables

  • 09.27.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Good News
Salmon texters
I love this.

  • 09.27.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Contrary to popular belief, I don't necessarily want to 'ride' any of you.

I'd rather describe you all as a meal.

What you got i gotta get it put it in me.

  • 09.27.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: dmg04
Contrary to popular belief, I don't necessarily want to 'ride' any of you.

I'd rather describe you all as a meal.

What you got i gotta get it put it in me.


I'm not sure if I feel overjoyed or utterly speechless at what you just did there.

...


*silence*

  • 09.27.2012 8:04 PM PDT

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