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Subject: Look who's early! The Mail Sack is here.

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Posted by: Bricypoo
Heck yeah "O'Brother Where Art Thou?" is a great movie


Haha yeah it is

  • 09.28.2012 11:16 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Nice sack.

  • 09.28.2012 11:25 AM PDT

Cool sack, bro. :-)

  • 09.28.2012 11:40 AM PDT

Nice sack, great movies. I'm wary of attempting that challenge, though.

  • 09.28.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Mail Sack is awesome challenge is too difficult for me only because i'm trying desperately hard to master Gangnam Style.

  • 09.28.2012 11:49 AM PDT

Kurt Nellis' option is beyond funny. Well, more the picture than the choice. This was a good read.

I honestly can't think of something to write about. A shame too considering I have a few minutes before I'm out the door. It doesn't matter, I'm sure I'll enjoy some of the stories later.

  • 09.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT

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Interesting.

  • 09.28.2012 11:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

I won't havre time to participate this weekend, but I'd like DeeJ to know that these are my favorite contests. Creativity is king.
Goodbye everyone and good luck. May the best payday win.

  • 09.28.2012 11:54 AM PDT

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Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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Good sack, I loved the Seinfeld reference.

Posted by: Pat Jandro
Is this power exclusive just to me? I feel my answer would change drastically if not.
Only you would have the power to control your animal companion.

  • 09.28.2012 12:11 PM PDT

Key

Huh... I never thought of Office Space as a heist movie... Interesting.

David Alexander Maxwell Herst sat inside the cubical, staring up at the ceiling, examining the office space allotted to him by Bixby Pencil Manufacturing, spinning in his chair, and, on every revolution, snatching at the pencil lodged in his compartment's wall. Upon every rotation, a quick change had to be made to account for the slight swivel his chair was taking as his foot contacted the carpeted floor to further propel him in a continuous loop around the axis that was his chair's base. It was November, he recalled, as he looked out the window and lamented for a time when he could go out and surf the California ocean's eleventh series of waves departed upon the sands of Venice Beach. "O Brother, where art thou? Tis time to go home," was the voice that yanked him out of his reverie which had now gone from everything from Reservoir Dogs (which he had first watched the night before, on his couch, by himself, abusing a tub of fudge-swirl ice cream as if it had insulted his mother) to what it would be like to have been a ronin in feudal japan, like the one on that History Channel special he had seen, to his longing to reinvigorate his teenage surfing hobby which took him off to another reality where he didn't have to go home to a house in which both his parents and his boss and brother, Justin Willmeyer Binsburg Herst, resided in, was gone. In 60 seconds, he had drowsily drawn himself up, picked up his pencil which he had dropped upon hearing his brother's Shakespearean verse, and headed toward the door.

I feel like underlining/bolding/italicizing the movies would ruin the flow of the story, as it has done to many. Just so you know, they're all there (if facetiously*).

*see also: Gone in 60 Seconds usage.

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  • 09.28.2012 12:15 PM PDT

I like a jar of dirt's story best so far, hah. I'll give it a shot though I suppose. Let's go for a psychological, darker one. Five sentences.


A lone Ronin on the hill gazing at the Ocean's Eleven mile hidden shore, visible only to those that may find their way to this mystical realm. While the Office Space in what seems to be a past life was so insignificant, it was diminished entirely from his mind by the Quick Change of the reality around him exposing this great cave and the wonders it may have. The lone warrior, who could remember no other reality, went to Snatch his blade only to find it has Gone in [the] 60 Seconds he took to stare into the blue. He notes how this new realm changes reality on a whim, and is overcome with despair as a new memory returns to him, or perhaps simply forms from the affect this plane of existence is having: he retains a vague feeling of another responsibility, of a desire for the revenge of one he cared for deeply being betrayed by the Reservoir Dogs of a past reality. At long last he screams out in despair, "'O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU," while the emptiness is his response... and a silent fall into the cliffs below his reaction.

  • 09.28.2012 12:20 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Cool

  • 09.28.2012 12:46 PM PDT

Oh if only I knew any good way to make those names into a story.
Or know any of the names in the first place.....

[Edited on 09.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Awesome mail sack and short stories sounds like fun!

  • 09.28.2012 12:57 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Hope I win!! Would be my first one, But good luck to everyone i'm sure we will have some good stories

  • 09.28.2012 1:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Once upon a time, two guys were sitting on a bench. The first guy turns to the second guy and says, "What are your favorite movies?" The second guy replies, "Ronin, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Quick Change, Snatch, Gone in 60 Seconds, Reservoir Dogs, and O Brother Where Art Thou."

  • 09.28.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Once upon a time, two guys were sitting on a bench. The first guy turns to the second guy and says, "What are your favorite movies?" The second guy replies, "Ronin, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Quick Change, Snatch, Gone in 60 Seconds, Reservoir Dogs, and O Brother Where Art Thou."

You win... Period. DeeJ, please give him the presidency medal of honor.

  • 09.28.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Do they answer all the questions? If not, I feel special! If they do, well, I don't feel special...

  • 09.28.2012 1:26 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: IslocStarkiller
Do they answer all the questions? If not, I feel special! If they do, well, I don't feel special...


no they don't.

  • 09.28.2012 1:46 PM PDT

Tag 'm and Bag 'm

Once upon a time in a galaxy far away.....

Rest of the story will come Soon(TM).

  • 09.28.2012 1:59 PM PDT

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Cool stuff.

  • 09.28.2012 2:06 PM PDT

GOAT

O Brother, where art thou?
One Quick Change and one subtle Snatch, then you were Gone in 60 Seconds!
Or were you simply running out of Office Space?
Ronin! I say, go fetch Ocean's 11 Resevoir Dogs, we must find our dear brother.


[Edited on 09.28.2012 3:00 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2012 2:20 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

ALI217's submission



(1)The man gazed out of the window, the rain had been battering the glass but had soon gone in 60 seconds.
(2)The lights from the clubs in the street below reflected on the glass, the most prominent lights came from the club Ocean's 11 which gave off a soothing blue before there was a quick change to an angry red.
(3)The man gazed around his office space before settling his eyes on his captive who was sitting on a wooden chair, he suddenly snatched up his .44 magnum and pointed it at his victim's head.
(4)"So reservoir dog..."he began to say, but as fast as lightning the captive shot up from his chair and kicked his captor in the stomach before knocking him out with a hook to the jaw, the "reservoir dog" stood breathing heavily before reaching into his pocket and pulling out his already ringing phone.
(5)"O brother where art thou" said the voice on the other end, he waited a second before replying with the codeword "Ronin" .




[Edited on 09.28.2012 2:39 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2012 2:36 PM PDT

I'm done with these challenges but this one is a great one that I might do just for fun. Later though :)

  • 09.28.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

2nd page
Finally a challenge I can attempt :D
*Reading*
Pictures:
1. Ocean's Eleven
2. Quick Change
3. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
4. Office Space
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Ronin
7. Snatch
8. Gone in 60 Seconds
Now to

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