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Subject: This "New Hawtness" Is Terrible.
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Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent, that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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  • 10.03.2012 4:16 PM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


Posted by: dmg04

Posted by: Achronos
Yet.
Everything you say inspires fear and confusion.
And a hint of hope.

  • 10.03.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

I like how they changed the date and time on our post.

  • 10.03.2012 4:53 PM PDT

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Soffish: Do not eat!
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Meet the new Hawtness, just the same as the old Hawtness.

~Delta

  • 10.03.2012 5:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Helveck
I suppose I was just expecting a bit more. You know, like a flashing banner or loud noises.

lmfao

  • 10.03.2012 6:15 PM PDT

I thought it was Bungie.next Helveck.

  • 10.03.2012 6:16 PM PDT

What goes here??

I suppose so.

  • 10.03.2012 6:17 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I thought it was Bungie.next Helveck.
HEADLINE
Crazed Bungie.net "Overlord" goes on cat killing spree. The only evidence we have on this case is the insane man's rambling about lobsters.

  • 10.03.2012 6:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Kr1egerdude
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I thought it was Bungie.next Helveck.
HEADLINE
Crazed Bungie.net "Overlord" goes on cat killing spree. The only evidence we have on this case is the insane man's rambling about lobsters.
No one ever respects the fish. You can just pretend the 2 isn't there.

  • 10.03.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

We were all supposed to be switched to spiker avatars. Apparently it didn't work.

  • 10.03.2012 6:54 PM PDT

lolnope.

I feel like I'm missing something here. Is this a joke?

  • 10.03.2012 6:54 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Kr1egerdude
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I thought it was Bungie.next Helveck.
HEADLINE
Crazed Bungie.net "Overlord" goes on cat killing spree. The only evidence we have on this case is the insane man's rambling about lobsters.
No one ever respects the fish. You can just pretend the 2 isn't there.
I know this isn't correct but I always read your username as "Lobsters fish too". Which can have any meaning you want depending on how you look at it.

Something is fishy about the new behavior of the Mythics.

  • 10.03.2012 8:12 PM PDT


Posted by: chubbz
I see you are still the same.

OT: Bungie owes me cookies for the site being down.

  • 10.03.2012 8:15 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Updates good... just needs more dragons.

  • 10.03.2012 9:07 PM PDT

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Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!

Did IQ's drop suddenly while I was away? This is the 2nd weird thgread I've found inside 2 minutes.

  • 10.03.2012 9:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: edableshoe
Dude, Sken, shut it, chubbz, chill the eff out.


There will be cake, so everyone just CALM THE BALLS DOWN.


The preferred nomenclature is, "relax your nipples."

Thanks.

  • 10.03.2012 9:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Helveck, you're like the dog when the doorbell rings.

  • 10.03.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: edableshoe
Dude, Sken, shut it, chubbz, chill the eff out.


There will be cake, so everyone just CALM THE BALLS DOWN.


The preferred nomenclature is, "relax your nipples."

Thanks.


My body is ready.

  • 10.03.2012 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos

There is no cake.

Yet.


I saw this and got sad.

  • 10.03.2012 10:35 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: edableshoe
Dude, Sken, shut it, chubbz, chill the eff out.


There will be cake, so everyone just CALM THE BALLS DOWN.


The preferred nomenclature is, "relax your nipples."

Thanks.

I always thought it was, "shut your butt".

  • 10.03.2012 10:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dr Weird

Posted by: Achronos

There is no cake.

Yet.


I saw this and got sad.
I saw this, and looked at the thread, some where..

  • 10.03.2012 10:40 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Um, since when is humor tolerated on this site?
Posted by: Dark Martyr 117
I feel like I'm missing something here. Is this a joke?

  • 10.04.2012 7:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: edableshoe
Dude, Sken, shut it, chubbz, chill the eff out.


There will be cake, so everyone just CALM THE BALLS DOWN.


The preferred nomenclature is, "relax your nipples."

Thanks.
"Calm your tits"*

  • 10.04.2012 7:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.


Posted by: chaos fighter

Posted by: chubbz
I see you are still the same.

OT: Bungie owes me cookies for the site being down.


If I actually gave you any thought I might wonder if you were too, but I don't care.

  • 10.04.2012 7:40 AM PDT

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tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: edableshoe
Dude, Sken, shut it, chubbz, chill the eff out.


There will be cake, so everyone just CALM THE BALLS DOWN.


The preferred nomenclature is, "relax your nipples."

Thanks.


My body is ready.


LOL!mine's too. ;p

  • 10.04.2012 7:47 AM PDT