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Subject: How to DODGE getting banned (pro tip)

I Would Have Been Your Daddy

Have you wondered why you keep getting banned for no particular reason?
Having difficulties following "da rewls"? Not bothering to read them?
Well then, this thread is just for you.

Pro tip #1 Never create threads
Next time you see a locked thread, note how many replies the OP got before getting banned. You'll see that most of the replies are basically "feeding the troll", sort to speak. So, we are told that it is not ok to feed the trolls, yet BNet users keep getting away with it.
But not you, because you're the unlucky one who got all the reports.

Pro tip #2 Never feed the trolls
If you still want to feed the trolls, it is ok to post "this belongs in the other forum".
To show your sincerity, provide the OP with a hyperlink.

Pro tip #3 Don't have fun
When you reach your posting limit, it is usually a sign that you are having too much fun. This should, for your part, be concidered as a warningsign.
"You are posting too much crap and the mods will be allerted to your presence".

Always remember. Your focus determines your reality. Reply, don't spam..
Use your instincts.

  • 10.03.2012 9:55 AM PDT

This thread made me chuckle.

Prepare to be banned.

  • 10.03.2012 9:56 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

One sure-fire way to never get banned on B.net: Don't come to B.net. That, or bribe the moderators with copious amounts of illicit funds wired to a Swiss bank... not that I would know anything about that.

  • 10.03.2012 9:58 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Use Dragons.

Sorry, had to.

Oh, and by the way you can add "how to not get a warning" to your list, with the instruction of not making a large Twitter thread to help better connect the community that nearly everyone will want to participate in. Since it has no discussion value.

[Edited on 10.03.2012 10:01 AM PDT]

  • 10.03.2012 9:59 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Have you wondered why you keep getting banned for no particular reason?
No, I have no bans or warnings.

  • 10.03.2012 10:07 AM PDT

I Would Have Been Your Daddy


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon

Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Have you wondered why you keep getting banned for no particular reason?
No, I have no bans or warnings.
Patience, my friend.. You will

  • 10.03.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

I just posted these on my refrigerator!

  • 10.03.2012 10:13 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias


Posted by: Marathon
I just posted these on my refrigerator!

  • 10.03.2012 10:16 AM PDT

*´¨)---––•(-• Dutchy •-)•–--–-(¨´*
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)••(¨*•.¸ (¨´*•.¸´•.¸
(¸.•´ (¸.•Everything fails•.¸) ´•.¸)

I think it's sad that he's actually right.

  • 10.03.2012 10:17 AM PDT

Didn't you just break your first tip?

  • 10.03.2012 10:19 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: Mass Craziness
Didn't you just break your first tip?
Stop! You'll break the universe!

  • 10.03.2012 10:20 AM PDT

~:O>~~

Report and move on.

  • 10.03.2012 10:37 AM PDT

There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am. Against some I have not yet been measured. But my time is coming.

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Brilliant!

  • 10.03.2012 10:40 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman

The first one is so true.

  • 10.03.2012 11:25 AM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung

Pro-tip: To defeat the Achronos, post about it until it replies.

  • 10.03.2012 11:37 AM PDT

It's revolutionary!

  • 10.03.2012 11:38 AM PDT

Posted by: Helveck
Use Dragons.

Sorry, had to.

Oh, and by the way you can add "how to not get a warning" to your list, with the instruction of not making a large Twitter thread to help better connect the community that nearly everyone will want to participate in. Since it has no discussion value.
Nope, now we use Chimera!

  • 10.03.2012 11:52 AM PDT
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"You are the diction, not me!"

The Spectagon

Grizzled Newborn

Here's a REAL pro tip for dodging bans and other trouble: Armor lock.

  • 10.03.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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People think that the crap that they buy today is over priced.....
I'm proud to say I was around when a VHS player would cost £300.

his avatar is mint!

  • 10.03.2012 12:37 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I was just wondering why I seem to be banned all the time. Now I know (and knowing is half the battle, GI JOOOOOOOE).

Thanks for the tips OP.

  • 10.03.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Have you wondered why you keep getting banned for no particular reason?
lolno

  • 10.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT