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Subject: Who needs Mailsacks!?

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Every Monday we have our petty questions being recorded by our autonomous jailer, D33J. He scribbles them down on his little holographic notepad, doodles to pretend he's writing something, then proceeds to cross out all questions after leaving.

He then leaves us to fend for ourselves in the dark, nothing to comfort us aside from the sparklers he occasionally drops into our cell for giggles. We have no steak, we have no Jelly, we have nothing but the hopeful wishes of our fellow mates that one day, things will change.

Things haven't changed. D33J occasionally sends in his minion N1NJ4S to rough us up a bit, keeping us in line, making us know that we scumbags are lower than low. They beat us, bruise us, occasionally taking one of us out, never to return.

They intend to break us, to fall down on our knees and polish their feet.

We will not polish their feet.

Every Friday, our beloved jailer returns with a spoon, a tidbit of meat, and a scrape of jelly. He then sits in our cells with us, a bright torch burning in the background.

He tells us stories of the outside world, how brutal and horrible and mean it is. He feeds specially priveleged inmates the spoonful of jelly, and another the scrap of meat, while we, the common people, huddle in the back in fear of punishment.

That time is over my friends. Now is the time to rise. This time we will not open our door for that scoundrel, never again will we feed him our pitiful questions!

Never again will we eat jelly or steak from the hands of the monsterous entity.

No, this time, it will be different.


I propose we name a fellow inmate our scribe to take our questions, one who's been on the outside before. He will sort the questions, and appropriate them as he sees fit.

He may not feed us jelly, nor may he feed us steak, but he will feed us knowledge brethren! Knowledge!

What are your thoughts on this development comrads? What say you?


Too long of a speech, did not listen: No more jelly or steak, nominate the scribe!

The End.

-Mr. U

[Edited on 10.03.2012 2:30 PM PDT]

  • 10.03.2012 2:30 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

I would polish their feet if they gave me bagels.

  • 10.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT

On Waypoint I'm rocketFox;
http://halo.xbox.com/forums/members/rocketfox/default.aspx

Old GTs; RebelRobot, Flamedude

Sacks... haha.

  • 10.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT
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And who are you, the proud lord said,
That I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
That's all the truth I know.

As Mammoth ended, and his Sentence pleased,
Advising peace: for such another Field
They dreaded worse than Hell: so much the fear
Of thunder and the sword of Michael
Wrought still within them

  • 10.03.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Progo, Shrew, Chryso, all are the same.

Man you have it rough, my cell has a build of Bungie's next game running on a Nextbox, with a 3D flatscreen. Polishing shoes has it's perks!

  • 10.03.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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~~OpsY
Love you Bungie!
Still playing Halo1 Custom Edition!

Mailsacks are nice although they are very hollow... I miss the old Bungie.net features (Yeah I guess I'm a nostalgic). The feats of the Drunken Webmaster (Yesh, You!) had me good laughs back then!

  • 10.03.2012 5:50 PM PDT

I am content with the Mail Sacks....

  • 10.03.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Bricypoo
I would polish their feet if they gave me bagels.

I'd do it for bagels, too. Or donuts.

  • 10.03.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: Mass Craziness
Posted by: Bricypoo
I would polish their feet if they gave me bagels.

I'd do it for bagels, too. Or donuts.


But only if the donuts were creme filled.

  • 10.03.2012 6:14 PM PDT

What goes here??

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I am content with the Mail Sacks....

Me too.

  • 10.03.2012 6:18 PM PDT