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The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Middle line depends on how you pronounce "DeeJ" and may invalidate your post. Just saying.
All the more reason to vote for me.
Why are you so confident that your haiku will be chosen?
DeeJ loves his ninjas. Or atleast some of them.

  • 10.05.2012 6:13 PM PDT

GOAT

Mailsacks and members,
Friends and employees, the works.
This is Bungie, -blam!-.

  • 10.05.2012 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Middle line depends on how you pronounce "DeeJ" and may invalidate your post. Just saying.
All the more reason to vote for me.
Why are you so confident that your haiku will be chosen?
Actually I'm pretty confident that my entries will never be chosen again.

  • 10.05.2012 6:15 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Middle line depends on how you pronounce "DeeJ" and may invalidate your post. Just saying.
All the more reason to vote for me.
Why are you so confident that your haiku will be chosen?
Actually I'm pretty confident that my entries will never be chosen again.
You're probably right. It's for the best.

  • 10.05.2012 6:15 PM PDT

Classic DeeJ, always picks the worst questions.

  • 10.05.2012 6:19 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Why did I do that?
It sounds so dull and boring.
What was I thinking?

  • 10.05.2012 6:20 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

sun sets, few remain,
a darkness all engulfing,
but wait! Destiny.

I'm not much of a fan of haiku poems, however I do enjoy the challenge. I understand that the challenges that require writing rather than a visual can be much more time consuming when it comes to judgment, but could I request more poetry-based challenges? I enjoy writing.

[Edited on 10.05.2012 6:22 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 6:20 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

They creep in darkness
Members speak the forbidden
Run, hammer is raised.


Not the best thing i've written.

[Edited on 10.05.2012 7:13 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 6:21 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Vote for my poem.
DeeJ will get really angry.
And that's humorous.
Middle line depends on how you pronounce "DeeJ" and may invalidate your post. Just saying.
It is just D-J or Dee Jay. It's Deej.

  • 10.05.2012 6:24 PM PDT
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On the net for days
One keyboard, a mouse, and me
I don't leave my bed

-Partial credit to...

Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.

Non-haiku:
We Bungie
We ML-G.
We Sci-fi
We bit shy
We gamers
We large herds
We Halo
We words flow
We Bungie
We light soon(TM).

  • 10.05.2012 6:29 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: Izak609
Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.
I like this one.

  • 10.05.2012 6:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkestSeptagonPosted by: Izak609
Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.
I like this one.
Thanks! It's the only poem I wrote that follows the rules...

[Edited on 10.05.2012 6:37 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 6:32 PM PDT

Tin shacks and catfish bones.


Posted by: DeeJ
...this weekly orgy of crowd-sourced inquisition...


Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[Edited on 10.05.2012 6:34 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 6:32 PM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3

It's coming was foretold.
In the '90s of old.
Now we're all poets.


Hey! I 'm a poet and I didn't even... realize it!

  • 10.05.2012 6:41 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: crawlingshadow9
It's coming was foretold.
In the '90s of old.
Now we're all poets.


Hey! I 'm a poet and I didn't even... realize it!
Yours made me think of this.

  • 10.05.2012 6:45 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Izak609
Posted by: DarkestSeptagonPosted by: Izak609
Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.
I like this one.
Thanks! It's the only poem I wrote that follows the rules...
The last line is 6 syllables.

First
Ed
It
L
O
L

  • 10.05.2012 6:49 PM PDT
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Post by: CrazzySnipe55
Communist lies.

  • 10.05.2012 6:51 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Izak609
Posted by: DarkestSeptagonPosted by: Izak609
Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.
I like this one.
Thanks! It's the only poem I wrote that follows the rules...
The last line is 6 syllables.

First
Ed
It
L
O
L
Mine follows the rules, right?

  • 10.05.2012 6:53 PM PDT
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Revision:

Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
"First!" "-blam!-" "Edit: lol."

  • 10.05.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Izak609
Posted by: DarkestSeptagonPosted by: Izak609
Talking to my friends
DeeJ posted another thread
First! Edit: L.O.L.
I like this one.
Thanks! It's the only poem I wrote that follows the rules...
The last line is 6 syllables.

First
Ed
It
L
O
L
Mine follows the rules, right?
nope.

5-7-5, not 5-8-7

  • 10.05.2012 7:00 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
nope.

5-7-5, not 5-8-7
They creep in darkness
Members speak the forbidden
Run, hammer is raised.


I think I got it this time.

  • 10.05.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

We are the spirit
Starving for a sign of light,
Only our dreams live

  • 10.05.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

Fun read. Can't wait till next week. Well, here goes my poor uncultured attempt at Haiku:

Drama their has been
because of spartain ken, please
do not blame Foman.


Tried to write this in the traditional style of Haiku by following the 5-7-5 format coupled with the cutting word to divide it into two seperate parts. Also tried to make it a little sing songy if you read it correctly. I can't guarantee that with the next ones.

This next one begs for acceptance and votes from... certain people.

DeeJ is awesome
spartain ken is awesome too
My shirt size is "M".


I'm assuming "DeeJ" is pronounced as Dee-J.

Lol, -blam!- you, Swag, troll,
Cats, bacon, and Cheese Burgers.
Can I haz Cookie?


I summed up the Internet.

Bungie swag is cool.
But I can't afford any.
Help a brother out?


#FirstWorldProblems

Bungie. What does it mean?
Jason Jones won't tell anyone.
Stupid Fat Butt Head.


I only give you the message. Don't kill the messenger!

This is getting old.
But I'll never stop, until
You give me a shirt.


Had enough? I can go on all day.

Halo has moved on.
But we remain to this day.
Destiny awaits.


I can feel you cringing DeeJ. But you must read all of them!!! MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!

Marathon and Myth.
ONI, gnop, and tanks? Halo
has gone. Destiny.


Nostalgia kicking in, in 3... 2... 1...

Blue Flames and Recon?
My dad can beat up your dad.
I am so cooolllll*Ban*


The average noob. ^

We are loyal fans.
Despite the darkness, we stay.
Never forget us.


And with that, I release you. Go DeeJ, read other people's Haiku now. (So no quotes, Haiku is both singular and plural.)

[Edited on 10.06.2012 3:01 AM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Alright, here's my Haiku:

Gold is our beacon
Guiding us through the darkness
Around in circles


Or if I can bend the rules a little . . .

Notices are red
Mythics are blue
Your arrogance will be dead
Because DeeJ's coming for you.



[Edited on 10.07.2012 8:03 AM PDT]

  • 10.05.2012 7:52 PM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung

7 haikus about life at Bungie:

Troll
Working at Bungie
I can say the next project
Info redacted


The Elder
I'm recording in
Marty's Ivory Tower
Destiny's Music


Jerome
I guard the entrance
From the flood and fans alike
Gravity hammer


Tyson Green
Eat potato chips
Lose track of time in the crunch
Chip's in Boonie hat


Sausage Master
The name's Luke Timmins
I make matchmaking faster
I am a felon


DeeJ
Must make forums fun
Cannot show information
Urk wants more coffee


Harold Ryan
I am president
Signed up with Activision
Too long; didn't read

  • 10.05.2012 7:53 PM PDT