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Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
global warming isn't proven and won't be - it's more of a political play for funding for "research"

I liked your story

Not OT
Inform the Mythic group that they can throw a party

  • 10.06.2012 5:31 PM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!


Posted by: AlmondJoy99

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Are you writing Bungie.net fan fiction again?


First, I kick this man's ass, then I take soffish and throw it at the zombies, hoping they will eat it.


Was he banned? I can't see his post.

  • 10.06.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
global warming isn't proven and won't be - it's more of a political play for funding for "research"


Posted by: GhostLink2401

Posted by: AlmondJoy99

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Are you writing Bungie.net fan fiction again?


First, I kick this man's ass, then I take soffish and throw it at the zombies, hoping they will eat it.


Was he banned? I can't see his post.

Yeah

  • 10.06.2012 5:38 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

I guess I'll answer my own questions...

1. Weapon of choice would be a fire axe.

2. I'd probably have group with TU, Bobcast and I'd like one more but I can't think of someone who I think I'd work well with.

3. The first victim is Dmg. His hippy skinny jeans make it hard to run.

4. The first victim is JB, he is a girl after all, isn't he?

5. DeeJ is dressed as a fair maiden of the sea, and Urk is a pirate.

6. We save as many as possible... Then we break free into the world again, but it has been overtaken by the undead horde.

  • 10.06.2012 6:18 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: Helveck
1. What is your weapon of choice?

I usually try to carry a small knife with me, so I would use that to fashion some sort of spear out of other materials. Also, any heavy props we can find.

2. Assemble your team.
The EAKLE, burritosenior, hylebos, BC1096

3. Who is the first victim?
Captain Planet

4. Who is the screamer?

Also, Captain Planet.

5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?
Urk would be dressed as an ODST. DeeJ would be a mad scientist.

6. How did it end?

Resistances were formed throughout the studio. We found tooth and nail, but the horde hungered and was relentless. We lost ground and the horde quickly grew. There was few of us left as we fell back to the last choke point. There we stood, back to a barred door that lead to the deepest part of the studio and a narrow hall before us. The hall was eerily silent, something we knew we would soon long for. Then we heard them. The moans were quiet at first, but soon grew louder and were accompanied by the sounds of shuffling and breaking equipment. As the sounds of the damned grew louder, we gathered what little strength we had left. We were worn down. Bloodied and weary, the eyes of some darted back and forth frantically looking for escape. If they gave into panic, they would die quickly. Not that it mattered. We were all going to die that day.

The first zombie rounded the corner. It was Captain Planet, arm broken at his side and mouth agape. It was odd, I thought, that the first one to be turn would be the first in line to welcome us to the restless sleep. He was soon followed by others. Harlow, cortana 5, WyldFyre, and others rounded the corner seconds after. This was it. With grim faces we turned to meet our doom.

Once the undead were halfway down the hall, we charged. I thrust my spear into the abdomen of Captain Planet, then kick him back into the horde behind him. The EAKLE tripped up chubbz with a table leg and burritosenior, gravehammer prop in hand, swung his arms and broke open chubbz' skull. Then I heard a gurgling scream. Turning, I saw Doctor Jensen holding a hand to a gash on his neck. He swung the prop gun at a zombified Lodex, knocking him back. Behind him a decaying Avatar Korra grabbed his arm and bit into Doctor Jensen's shoulder. Jensen yelled in pain and jerked his shoulder. Turning his attention to Avatar Korra he began to swing his gun again, but the neglected chubbz grabbed his shoulder and dragged Jensen to the ground. Doctor Jensen swung his gun frantically, but he was soon overwhelmed. His screams continued for what seemed like hours.

Minutes passed, but it might have well been days as we struggled against the horde. We were beat back slowly as the zombies advanced and we lost more survivors. Suddenly, there was a loud clang behind us. I felt despair fall on me. Had the zombies somehow flanked us. To my surprise I then heard not moans, but the words, "You've been banned."

Gun fire erupted behind us. Some dropped to the floor, others turned and crouch to see the new arrivals. Achronos stood behind us, rifle in hand, followed by stosh, lukems, bobcast, and Recon Number 54. They guns blazing, they mowed down the zombie horde shouting corny lines such as, "Banhammer incoming!" and, "the doctor is in."

Then, a new voice was heard. "Step aside, boys. Its my turn." With that, the webmaster stepped forward with nothing less than a flame thrower. "Smokem' if ya got him," said the gorilla suited man, right before he pulled the trigger. We barely dove out of the way in time and the flames belched forward. As the zombies were set ablaze, the moans intensified. However, the flames mad short work of the flesh eaters.

When the fires had died down Achronos stepped forward. "All of you get behind the door. We'll take care of the rest of them. And don't touch anything or the Soul won't be quite so lonely." With that the web team and forum ninjas marched ahead to clear their studio of the undead. And that was how I survived what Bungie calls Incident 005.

  • 10.06.2012 6:44 PM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3

1. What is your weapon of choice?

I would wield one of the Wooden "Bungie n00b 2012" Swords from Bungie Day.

2. Assemble your team.

I search through the room to find the most able warriors. I see ObvioulslyGod666, Foman, MasterBarek , Zuriax, YodasCurd, and AlphaMad kid. We are prepared. We can do this.

3. Who is the first victim?

ObviouslyGod666 sees the zombie forms of Arbiter 5, Darudo, and Lobster Fish 2 shamble passed the locked door.
He gets ahead of himself and rushes them with his weapon as the others call for him to stay, sadly he does not stop and the undead Members strike him down.

4. Who is the screamer?

Surprisingly, Jeff Stietzer.

5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?

urk dressed as a Roman Gladiator. DeeJ was dressed as a zombie, witch made it rather difficult to tell him from the undead horde. He was struck about the head many times that night.

6. How did it end?

After hours of holding back the zombie onslaught, we finally managed to escape through Marty's emergency exit. And as we reached the outside world, the military had heard of our situation and had sent rescue/quarenteen squads to aid us.
The studio was locked down and purged of any infectious material.
We rode out that night victorious and alive.
I myself met a rather charming young lass and we are now dating.
DeeJ received a purple heart for his bad choice of costume.
But we all wondered what had started this plague, where the undead had come from.
There was no evidence, so we blamed Stosh.

  • 10.06.2012 7:12 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]


1. What is your weapon of choice?
KA-BAR or pistol

2. Assemble your team.
RollinRollin13
ChorizzoTapatio
True Underdog
DeeJ
Count Blinkula
(Everyone else I've met in real life)

3. Who is the first victim?
HOOBLA 911

4. Who is the screamer?
Jerome

5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?
Their costumes

6. How did it end?
We used the roof exit to get out, after battling our way through the studio.

[Edited on 10.06.2012 7:18 PM PDT]

  • 10.06.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Intolerance is the highest level of stupidity and inbred thinking.

MI: 5213901 UI: 5244621

1) Tank
2) Anyone in FCAW that's done well at Deadfall in Myth.
3) Qbix, zombies love fish.
4) RollinRollin13
5) Urk and Deej came together as Playboy Bunnies.
6) We fried some lumpia and ate it

Posted by: Remorazz
2. Assemble your team.
RollinRollin13
ChorizzoTapatio
True Underdog
DeeJ
Count Blinkula
(Everyone else I've met in real life)
You are so -blam!-.

[Edited on 10.06.2012 7:34 PM PDT]

  • 10.06.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

1. What is your weapon of choice? More than likely a baseball bat.
2. Assemble your team. 1. Cerilli (Need a Canadian)
2. Ibmeubu (SoCal Represent)
3. NeckTatPat (Bad Ass Mofo)
4. Bobcast (Need a medic)
5. DaWhistlesGoWoo ((L)East Coast Represent)
6.Gr1mJ0w (Need those muscles)
3. Who is the first victim?Helveck. He kept tripping over his baggy pants.
4. Who is the screamer?Scapegoat, sadly. :(
5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?It's up to you to determine who was in which costume
6. How did it end?After two days of holding out, Anelf arrived with an army of Mythic Members to save the day, Obviously.

  • 10.06.2012 7:35 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

1. What is your weapon of choice?
Your mom.

2. Assemble your team.
Hylebos
burritosenior
Butane123
Obi Wan Stevobi
Duardo
Ego Dude

3. Who is the first victim?
Achilles1108

4. Who is the screamer?
Helveck and True Underdog RRAAHHHWWWWRRRRRR

5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?
Urk's costume. DeeJ's costume.

6. How did it end?
Zombies were pushing in, we knew the end was starting to come. Burrito ended of thinking of himself too greatly and thought he could defeat death himself. We ended up testing this theory and as a result we had to sacrifice him for the team.

Everyone else ran, desperate for their lives. We passed a corridor that lead to a narrow hallway. People were dying. DeeJ screamed that they were passing through the main stairwell. We knew we had to move quickly.

Hylebos was too busy trying to figure out the mathematics if it was even possible to escape at from the route and speed we were using. We had to climb. Zombies were on the loose. Butane decided to scare them off and distract them with your mom. He used the weapon brilliantly sending them back in the opposite direction.

We still had time.

Hylebos was still too busy playing with a rubix cube. Duardo took out his cowbell that he brought and threw it towards the top of the wall to break the window. Obi Wan Stevobi had to stare down the zombies to scare a few more away. He assisted Ego Dude in climbing to the top.

Ego, Duardo, Butane and Obi and myself made it through the top. We stood there watched as we pondered over the fate of our friend Hylebos. Your distraction scheme will not be forgotten. We proceeded on the roof, only to find ourselves surrounded by zombies.

There was no hope. In all the time that it took us to get up there, little did we know there were hundreds of hungry zombies waiting for us. Off in the distance was a small speck of light, we couldn't tell what it was.

Fast approaching, nerve wrecking, somehow we knew that was our way out. We stood there in awe, as weird of costumes we had on, bewildered in awe of what was to become.

BEHOLD! OLD PAPA RICH WAS THERE TO STOP THE ZOMBIE HORDE!

We, were saved and escaped as they were blinded by OPR.

/end

[Edited on 10.06.2012 8:47 PM PDT]

  • 10.06.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Clone

Posted by: GhostLink2401

Posted by: AlmondJoy99

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Are you writing Bungie.net fan fiction again?


First, I kick this man's ass, then I take soffish and throw it at the zombies, hoping they will eat it.


Was he banned? I can't see his post.

Yeah
O, how the mighty have fallen.

OT:
1. The banhammer a la Jerome. (Sorry Jerome, but, statistically, black guys die first in horror movie-situations. The zombies gotcha, buddy. I shall use it well.)
2.
-a. Ken (he'll know the whole floor-plan and layout of the place already, and where to hide)
-b. Disambiguation (zombies suck at math, I'm hoping a few complex calculus equations'll fry their brains, or at least stall them)
-c. BBB (same idea as Disambiguation, but with Socratic questioning which then leads to brain-melting, much like an AI with a paradox)
-d. elmicker (anyone who hates everything that much has got to be a vicious killer if need be)
3. BBB; his powers of Socratic brain-melting aren't as powerful as the Disambiguation's formulaic ramblings.
4. Ken. Just.... just ken.
5. Leprechaun costume and ball gown (respectively)
6. Ken leads us to a secret hideout, and is sacrificed to distract a large group once it's in sight. BBB gets attacked by a zombie popping out of a closet along the way; we have to leave him behind. Once we get there, elmicker stays outside, saying that he doesn't like zombies. Thinking that "if elmicker doesn't like it, we must be good", Disambiguation and I go into the hideout. We hear a long fight go on for hours as he lays into them with the ban hammer I got from Jerome, when finally the conflict ends in a blood curdling scream. The zombies start to beat through the door, which is heavily barricaded. I'm exhausted. I hadn't eaten because I had slept through dinner, breakfast, and lunch the night and morning before. We find a box of snacks in the corner labeled "Stosh's: Hands Off (No Toast Allowed)". I lay into it and quickly pass out from a food coma, but not before Disambiguation goes up to the door and begins loudly reciting the proof for why .999 repeating is 1 allowed to the hoard. He does this, over and over, for several hours and, when I wake in the morning, I find him passed out, cuddling a large foam cowboy hat he had found in a box off in the corner of the hideout. I hear no noises from the outside.

I chance a peak. Removing the barricade and cracking the door ajar, I see a disgusting pile of headless zombies and scattered grey matter and skull fragments. As I fully open the door, I see that the disastrous view goes all the way up the hallway, noting that Disambiguation must've done this well into the night. We're safe and, as we slip on a pair of galoshes and wade through the sea of undeath, we find that, barring a hideout of Mythic Members in a female bathroom (they refused to admit what went on or why they chose a female bathroom).

[Edited on 10.06.2012 8:10 PM PDT]

  • 10.06.2012 8:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

1. The grav hammer prop that used to sit in the lobby. That thing can actually do damage. The gorilla suit worn by the webmaster will serve as my armor.

2. I'm setting this up RPG raid style: Foman (master at quick thinking; raid leader), True Underdog (he'll be the tank, distracting all the zombies so we can pick them off), Atsumi (long distance attacks with intimate objects, because she kicks ass with a sniper in Halo), SonicJohn (small and can dart ahead and in between zombies), and Replicant73 (I'm going to be he can tackle just about anything that gets too close!).

I have no idea what I'd do. I'm probably DPS with my gorilla suit and hammer!

3. Yoozel. This was a party, right? Alcohol was provided, right? As if that mattered. :P

4. Urk was most certainly the screaming damsel.

5. DeeJ was dressed up as the Grim Reaper, Urk was dressed up as a Pikachu.

6. After fighting our way through the lobby and into the studio kitchen, we traced the source of the outbreak to a moldy bagel from a Bagel Friday that had transpired nearly a year ago, but nobody had the heart to throw it out.

  • 10.06.2012 8:27 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!

My gun is a Plasma Rifle, the feminine scream was Spartan Ken 15, Urk and DeeJ are dressed as Elites and the first victim is Yorkie because he got caught while he was distracted writing his signature on the wall

  • 10.06.2012 8:37 PM PDT

Allons-y!


Posted by: Clone

Posted by: GhostLink2401

Posted by: AlmondJoy99

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Are you writing Bungie.net fan fiction again?


First, I kick this man's ass, then I take soffish and throw it at the zombies, hoping they will eat it.


Was he banned? I can't see his post.

Yeah

I've no idea why. Well, I do, but I only got a warning, so it's fair, but me and spartain ken have had this as a running thing, where I say I will kick his ass.. It has happened, and will happen again.

  • 10.06.2012 10:53 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?

I demand that every employee have this vest.

  • 10.06.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Ugh...

First on a BWU.. yeah, I'm cool.

ODST;MYTHIC Screenshot winner! One of the first to get their hands on the mythic map pack.

My weapon... keyboard, or one of those swords Jason Jones was holding.

My team... me, myself and I.

First victim... John Cena.

Who is the screamer? Foman obviously.

DeeJ was dressed as a jedi and Urk was dressed as that ginger wrestler.

How did it end? We all went down to the winchester for a pint, after playing the new game :D

  • 10.06.2012 11:14 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

Well, DeeJ was dressed as a super sexy mermaid, and Urk was dressed as Urk. Because Urk. The party was great. The screamer turned out to be Recon 54. (No one was surprised.) He ended up zombifying himself somehow. So double re-reversed new zombie Recon 54 attacked Elmicker, who got too close to him as he was yelling at him for becoming a zombie twice.

My team consisted of the following people:

1. Jerome

He has enough bad-ass-itude to ensure survival in a fight. Coupled with his extensive knowledge of BUNGIE's security system, he would know a safe spot to hide in/defend. He also had a giant hammer to defend us with untill we could aquire other means of offense.

2. True Underdog

His ability to not approve would keep us alive by not approving of stupid ideas, which would cause us to not act on said stupid ideas.

3. That guy in accounting who's pretty good at building stuff

He could build us tazers and stun batons from scavenged server parts. The electrical charges would be effective at frying the zombies neural system, effectively neutralizing them. Shame he never gets mentioned...

4. Recon 54

He somehow re-un-de-negative zombified himself... again, and begged us to take him with us. We agreed because he could could keep us entertained by letting us laugh at his pain. (He was pretty much re-un-de-negative-zombie-morph-isizing every 5 minutes or so at this point.) Plus he made great bait for drawing the zombies out. And he was also good at infiltrating their ranks... oddly enough.

5. DE4THINC4RN4TE

We needed a handsome hero to save the day and lead everyone to safety. I kept the team together and providing "managing" skills.

------------
The first victim:

Obviously poor Recon 54. To the dudes credit, he managed to retain 25% functionality of his mind, even after the incident.
---------- FUN FACT: He was also the 3rd, 7th, 11th-23th, and 35th victim.

-----------------------------------------------

In the end: The guy from accounting who is good at building stuff came through with the stun guns/batons. Combined with Jeromes hammer skills and intricate knowledge of the security system, we were able to make it to one of Bungie's secret underground bunkers buried underneath their office. We almost left because we thought it was safe, but True Underdog did not approve of this, and convinced us to wait for the military to finish wiping out the zombies. He saved our lives. We all came very close to suicide, but Recon 54's intense pain gave us a chuckle that kept our spirits up. He even managed to distract the few zombies that got through security, allowing the rest of us to dispatch them relatively quickly. My leadership kept us together and stopped any in-fighting.

Eventually, the Army reached the bunker and got us to safety. Everyone returned to their normal lives after that. Except for Recon 54, who we sold to the San Diego Zoo as part of their new Freak! Show attraction. It's a real riot, I would totally suggest going. You can watch him re-un-de-negative-zombie-morph-izate from 3-6 pm in the center of Freak! (3-5 on weekdays.)*

*Please do not feed the Recon.



:END OF TRANSMISSION:

Ps. No hard feelings Recon.

;-)

  • 10.07.2012 12:33 AM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu

It was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room, with the lead pipe.

  • 10.07.2012 2:23 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

1. What is your weapon of choice?
Marty's Claymore. He has one in his recording studio.

2. Assemble your team.
The Sausage King himself, Luke Timmins and Joseph Staten since he can fit into the Marine Armor.

3. Who is the first victim?
The cryogenically preserved mullet of Marty.

Who is the screamer?
Sage.

5. What were Urk and DeeJ wearing?
Burt [urk] and Ernie [DeeJ].

6. How did it end?
Jerome. Need I say more?

[Edited on 10.07.2012 2:03 PM PDT]

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