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Subject: What ever happened to the Clockman?
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Was it just a publicity stunt? Did we ever find it?

Answers pl0x.

  • 10.07.2012 10:29 AM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Its there, waiting.

  • 10.07.2012 10:29 AM PDT

No, it was never found.

  • 10.07.2012 10:29 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

It was a troll.
















Probably.

  • 10.07.2012 10:30 AM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

We never found it.

It found us.

  • 10.07.2012 10:30 AM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

Repent, Harlequin!

  • 10.07.2012 10:31 AM PDT

If Clockman ever actually did exist, I'd imagine the video would look like this.

  • 10.07.2012 10:33 AM PDT

He went on Jinny Craig and is now known as Slenderman.

  • 10.07.2012 11:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: MKScorpion
If Clockman ever actually did exist, I'd imagine the video would look like this.

<3

  • 10.07.2012 11:09 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

He got Santa, so...

  • 10.07.2012 11:10 AM PDT

He got nuked from orbit.

  • 10.07.2012 11:10 AM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!

Slenderman ate him.

  • 10.07.2012 11:10 AM PDT


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Slenderman ate him.
And pooped him out in your toilet.

  • 10.07.2012 11:11 AM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!


Posted by: UNT0T3N GERMAN

Posted by: GhostLink2401
Slenderman ate him.
And pooped him out in your toilet.


I've had worse things in there.

  • 10.07.2012 11:12 AM PDT
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They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon

Commander Santa = Internet's best troll.

  • 10.07.2012 11:17 AM PDT

He settled down after trying to be caught by CommanderSanta and got married, had 3 children and retired, only to die at 89 from a heart attack. His legacy still lives on the this day...

  • 10.07.2012 11:43 AM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.

Durado decided Santa was a troll and locked the thread.

  • 10.07.2012 11:48 AM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

he was never to be found again

  • 10.07.2012 9:38 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

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I miss commander Santa, these threads just aren't the same without him. Does anyone on the flood keep in touch with him?

  • 10.07.2012 9:39 PM PDT
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Someone called?

  • 10.07.2012 9:40 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


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Someone called?


Not you, Clock Man, he called for Clockman.

  • 10.07.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man
Someone called?


Not you, Clock Man, he called for Clockman.

Good try. I'll be sure to pay you a visit sometime.

  • 10.07.2012 9:43 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man
Someone called?


Not you, Clock Man, he called for Clockman.

Good try. I'll be sure to pay you a visit sometime.


OK, I'll have some beef ready for when you do.

  • 10.07.2012 9:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man
Someone called?


Not you, Clock Man, he called for Clockman.

Good try. I'll be sure to pay you a visit sometime.


OK, I'll have some beef ready for when you do.

I don't stop to eat. We'll just take a trip through the dream land together. Won't that be fun?

  • 10.07.2012 9:50 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man

Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: Clock Man
Someone called?


Not you, Clock Man, he called for Clockman.

Good try. I'll be sure to pay you a visit sometime.


OK, I'll have some beef ready for when you do.

I don't stop to eat. We'll just take a trip through the dream land together. Won't that be fun?


Yeah, can I bring my friend Freddy? I think you might know him.

  • 10.07.2012 9:51 PM PDT

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