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Subject: How Does One Become a Ninja?

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  • 10.07.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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#swag

Have connections.

  • 10.07.2012 1:52 PM PDT

Posted by: DefauIt
Have connections.
Hey Default, I know a guy...

  • 10.07.2012 3:54 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

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Insert meme here for "one does not simply become a ninja"

  • 10.07.2012 4:47 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I saw this on Facebook. Very relevant.

  • 10.07.2012 4:57 PM PDT
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By not making threads like this.

The only people who have a chance of becoming a ninja through asking are Bungie employees you have a strong interest in Bungie .net and even then Im not sure if Achronos would let them.

  • 10.07.2012 5:00 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

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Los Paranoias


Posted by: funkbrotha10
By not making threads like this.

The only people who have a chance of becoming a ninja through asking are Bungie employees you have a strong interest in Bungie .net and even then Im not sure if Achronos would let them.
You don't ask and become one, they pick you out and beat you with a wet noodle.

  • 10.07.2012 5:03 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: edableshoe
You don't ask and become one, they pick you out and beat you with a wet noodle.

Then you have to wright on a chalkboard 500 times saying "I love Bungie and stosh still hates toast"

  • 10.07.2012 5:05 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias


Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: edableshoe
You don't ask and become one, they pick you out and beat you with a wet noodle.

Then you have to wright on a chalkboard 500 times saying "I love Bungie and stosh still hates toast"
With chalk that is only a centimeter long.

  • 10.07.2012 5:11 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: edableshoe
With chalk that is only a centimeter long.

And it turns out the wall is actually worn down plywood

  • 10.07.2012 5:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: DefauIt
Have connections.
Not true, actually. I knew precisely no one.

  • 10.07.2012 5:20 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Posted by: DefauIt
Have connections.
Not true, actually. I knew precisely no one.

He's right, I don't even know who the hell this guy even is.

  • 10.07.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Hey I am a big Bungie fan ever since I played Halo 2. I love the series, I love Bungie. I have made a few Bungie logos in my metal shop.

I thought they just picked people and were like that guy/girl is pretty involved and cool, lets make them a Ninja.

  • 10.07.2012 6:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

inb4 be asian

I'm surprised no one said this yet. Also, they choose you, you don't apply to them.

  • 10.07.2012 8:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Posted by: DefauIt
Have connections.
Not true, actually. I knew precisely no one.

He's right, I don't even know who the hell this guy even is.

And I don't even know who this guy is! WHAT IS GOING ON?

  • 10.07.2012 8:16 PM PDT

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Chapter

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Furious George: The new -blam!-

It shows how far we've come, that nobody has made this reference...

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I miss you, TGP. :(

  • 10.08.2012 7:26 PM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

I am sad I never got a chance to link this.

  • 10.08.2012 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Posted by: DefauIt
Have connections.
Not true, actually. I knew precisely no one.
It's funny. Just before you joined HFCS I had the intent to friend request you. Then you ninja'd and I just didn't do it because I figured it'd seem like an attempt at something.
>.<

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