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Subject: Humans/Govenant breed?

Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
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PPL DONT DRIVE TANKS
What do we do? Hump them?


You can believe anything you want. The universe is not obliged to keep a straight face

Posted by: Master Kim
I'd love harming my enemies to death with butt strokes. XD

Umm, Elites seem very reptilian and so therefore, hide their genitals in a flap of skin, which would mean they also lay eggs.

Drones....not too difficult here

Brutes...these things are like a freakin cross between gorilla and a rhinoserus! (sp?) they are mammillian in appearance so, they do it like they do on the discovery channel

Grunts...they are like scaly chimp-dogs...no earthly idea

prophets, meh, they are pretty humaniod

jackals...they do look like friggin vultures

no one has asked about hunters yet....they are a symbiotic hive colony of worms....anyone want to take a gander at this one?

Dude, you spelled Covenant with a G like two times...

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  • 06.26.2006 9:41 PM PDT
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Govenant what a classic.

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  • 06.26.2006 9:45 PM PDT

Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
Posted by: A Fatal Sock
PPL DONT DRIVE TANKS
What do we do? Hump them?


You can believe anything you want. The universe is not obliged to keep a straight face

Posted by: Master Kim
I'd love harming my enemies to death with butt strokes. XD

Could that be like the Governaut?

  • 06.26.2006 9:48 PM PDT
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OH NO, OH NO, THE GOVENANT IS AFTER ME!

Jeez, it has been chasing me with it's plasma rifle and a bill to get rid of vending machines at schools.

Wonderful, He is after me again. RUN!!!

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  • 06.26.2006 10:05 PM PDT
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What the -blam!- is a govenant.... oh you mean covenant.

  • 06.26.2006 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
Covenant? I would think that they couldn't cross breed (like a human and a goat can't have a baby) because a species can mate..but if you do it outside of yoru species the semen wont work.


I would go with this one.

Man, people post anything these days...

  • 06.26.2006 10:12 PM PDT
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Drone + Human = Droman
Grunt + Human = Gruman
Jackal + Human = Jaman
Elite + Human = Elman
Brute + Human = Bruman
Hunter + Human = Human
Prophet + Human = Proman

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  • 06.26.2006 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
Probably it'd look like empty air. You'd have a better chance cross-breeding a blue whale with a maple tree.

-- Steve thinks that the breeding pair should at least share the same atmosphere,


I'm amazed. This thread has nothing to do with H3, and Anton P Nym didn't lock it. Wow.
Ninjas are fickle.

  • 06.26.2006 10:16 PM PDT
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This is an all time low.

  • 06.26.2006 10:17 PM PDT

Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
Posted by: A Fatal Sock
PPL DONT DRIVE TANKS
What do we do? Hump them?


You can believe anything you want. The universe is not obliged to keep a straight face

Posted by: Master Kim
I'd love harming my enemies to death with butt strokes. XD

semen has nothing to do with it. the DNA just wont match up, different number of chromosomes so they wont match up anyway...plus, why would they have DNA anyways?(DeoxyriboNucleicAcid). They could have evolved to use different chemicals/compunds to make up their genetic material.....so yeah, you would have a better chance at cross-breeding a blue whale with a tree.

  • 06.26.2006 10:19 PM PDT
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Somebody really needs to close this stupid -blam!- forum.

  • 06.26.2006 10:24 PM PDT

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Okay, dude, first off, it's COVENANT, and it's not a race. A covenant isn't an alien race, the Covenant is the group of aliens, so what you're saying is impossible, stop being stupid.

  • 06.26.2006 10:25 PM PDT

Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
Posted by: A Fatal Sock
PPL DONT DRIVE TANKS
What do we do? Hump them?


You can believe anything you want. The universe is not obliged to keep a straight face

Posted by: Master Kim
I'd love harming my enemies to death with butt strokes. XD

Unless you put the gentic material from all the covenant races in a blender and did invitro....or had some really disgusting gangbang...okay..i am now shooting myself..dont worry, it'll be in a very humane manner.

  • 06.26.2006 10:27 PM PDT

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