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Subject: Did the fat guy die?

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

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Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

Did he because I heard the ship exploding was actually warping and not exploding but I don't remember where from

  • 10.08.2012 4:08 AM PDT
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I assume you're talking about Jorge (who isn't fat, he's a giant Spartan, wtf?)... the device brought on board the Corvette wasn't a bomb, it was a slipspace drive. It destroyed the Long Night of Solace by activating and creating a slipspace rupture bubble that cut it in half, teleporting both the intact Corvette and the mid-section of the supercarrier "into oblivion".

It is unknown where they teleported to, but it's extremely unlikely Jorge could ever rig the drive to bring him back to UNSC space. The Corvette does have a slipspace drive of its own, but even if it wasn't destroyed by the Saber Team, without an AI, Jorge would probably not be able to repurpose it to warp to safety.

So he probably died alone lost in space after a couple days... unless, of course, the Covenant stranded with him set a distress beacon like Cortana did at the end of Halo 3, and a rescue party came, and Jorge killed EVERYONE ON BOARD AND HIJACKED AN ENTIRE CRUISER or stowed away until he could get to safe space and escape.

[Edited on 10.08.2012 4:27 AM PDT]

  • 10.08.2012 4:23 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Nope. When that slipspace bomb activated he got sent into Star Trek. And now he's exploring the galaxy while having smexy time with dem green alien girls.

  • 10.08.2012 4:54 AM PDT


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Nope. When that slipspace bomb activated he got sent into Star Trek. And now he's exploring the galaxy while having smexy time with dem green alien girls.

I assumed that he found himself in Episode One first, but then fell through a plothole into Star Trek.

  • 10.08.2012 5:10 AM PDT

Posted by: the pib
I assume you're talking about Jorge (who isn't fat, he's a giant Spartan, wtf?)


Thants what his mamma told everyone.
Nah ... he was WAY FAT.

Many knew him as Jorgie Porgie, and if you lookclosely you can see the hint of his blue apron.

  • 10.08.2012 5:46 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: the pib
I assume you're talking about Jorge (who isn't fat, he's a giant Spartan, wtf?)... the device brought on board the Corvette wasn't a bomb, it was a slipspace drive. It destroyed the Long Night of Solace by activating and creating a slipspace rupture bubble that cut it in half, teleporting both the intact Corvette and the mid-section of the supercarrier "into oblivion".

It is unknown where they teleported to, but it's extremely unlikely Jorge could ever rig the drive to bring him back to UNSC space. The Corvette does have a slipspace drive of its own, but even if it wasn't destroyed by the Saber Team, without an AI, Jorge would probably not be able to repurpose it to warp to safety.

So he probably died alone lost in space after a couple days... unless, of course, the Covenant stranded with him set a distress beacon like Cortana did at the end of Halo 3, and a rescue party came, and Jorge killed EVERYONE ON BOARD AND HIJACKED AN ENTIRE CRUISER or stowed away until he could get to safe space and escape.
This.

  • 10.08.2012 7:35 AM PDT

"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?

  • 10.08.2012 8:21 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Best answer.
Posted by: the pib
I assume you're talking about Jorge (who isn't fat, he's a giant Spartan, wtf?)... the device brought on board the Corvette wasn't a bomb, it was a slipspace drive. It destroyed the Long Night of Solace by activating and creating a slipspace rupture bubble that cut it in half, teleporting both the intact Corvette and the mid-section of the supercarrier "into oblivion".

It is unknown where they teleported to, but it's extremely unlikely Jorge could ever rig the drive to bring him back to UNSC space. The Corvette does have a slipspace drive of its own, but even if it wasn't destroyed by the Saber Team, without an AI, Jorge would probably not be able to repurpose it to warp to safety.

So he probably died alone lost in space after a couple days... unless, of course, the Covenant stranded with him set a distress beacon like Cortana did at the end of Halo 3, and a rescue party came, and Jorge killed EVERYONE ON BOARD AND HIJACKED AN ENTIRE CRUISER or stowed away until he could get to safe space and escape.

  • 10.08.2012 10:21 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

this is what happened

when kat took a needle to the head, carter took out a small black box, opened it to reveal a ring as a tear slipped down his cheek while the others fired at the phantom in vain.

little did they know Jorge killed Kat.
how? i'll tell you how:
he swapped kats helmet with a Toys 'R Us counterpart before the space battle
(you'd think she'd be able to tell the difference between her real helmet and a toy, which is why Jorge injected her with enough morphine to make the 2 indistinguishable, he didn't take into account how it would affect her driving skills though)

when the corvette exploded jorge armour locked then proceeded to new alexandria in secret, he allied with the covy and shot kat with a needle rifle to avoid suspicion then jumped into the glassing to be with his one true love.

unfortunately kat liked emile

[Edited on 10.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2012 3:49 PM PDT

Fight to the Finish!

This is the funniest thread I have read in a LONG time. Anymore stories out there. I like this!

  • 10.08.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


oops ... we all forgot, you cant call him FAT anymore.
How about suffered from issues related to factors of obesity and/or overweight parental influences.

Wouldn't worry though ... he did go onto a movie career.
The world loves a fat red headed scottish rascal.
(oops, parental influenced overweight individual)

  • 10.09.2012 4:54 AM PDT


Posted by: Oh GodLike One
Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


oops ... we all forgot, you cant call him FAT anymore.
How about suffered from issues related to factors of obesity and/or overweight parental influences.

Wouldn't worry though ... he did go onto a movie career.
The world loves a fat red headed scottish rascal.
(oops, parental influenced overweight individual)

Your posts make my brain hurt.










Because of their stupidity.

  • 10.09.2012 5:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: Oh GodLike One
Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


oops ... we all forgot, you cant call him FAT anymore.
How about suffered from issues related to factors of obesity and/or overweight parental influences.

Wouldn't worry though ... he did go onto a movie career.
The world loves a fat red headed scottish rascal.
(oops, parental influenced overweight individual)

Your posts make my brain hurt.










Because of their stupidity.

  • 10.09.2012 5:20 AM PDT


Posted by: Oh GodLike One


You're pushing it, mate.

  • 10.09.2012 5:31 AM PDT

Posted by: ThreeSixXero
Your posts make my brain hurt.

Because of their stupidity.

Just like a frozen slurpie ...
- beware of brain freeze,
- learn to suck it down slowly
- suck, swallow, wait 30 second, repeat.






















Brain no hurt no more.











no need for extra lines now brain no hurt.









remember golden rules for frozen treats.

  • 10.09.2012 5:34 AM PDT

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Posted by: Oh GodLike One

You're pushing it, mate.

All because I used the politically incorrect word describing an individual having issues related to excessive weight ?!?

And all this sensitivity for a [fictitious] character who displayed religious intolerances (towards the covenant), an ill regard for overuse of non-prescriptive medication and extended lack of sensitivity for the feelings of his fellow team members??

  • 10.09.2012 5:54 AM PDT

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People still troll this forum?

  • 10.09.2012 10:50 AM PDT

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
People still troll this forum?

Odd isnt it?

You get the full range as well;
- from those that apply harassment and empty threats,
- through to the old insert extra lines in post run.

Havent seen racial or xenophobic posts for a while, oh - here is one ... but agree this forum is missing that style of troll baiting.

  • 10.09.2012 4:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


LOL @ fat guy
kids today, ... go figure

  • 10.16.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"


Posted by: An Justice4 All

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


LOL @ fat guy
kids today, ... go figure

Why did you bump this?

[Edited on 10.16.2012 8:26 AM PDT]

  • 10.16.2012 8:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: BerzerkCommando

Posted by: An Justice4 All

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"

What are you, 12?


LOL @ fat guy
kids today, ... go figure

Why did you bump this?

That's what I'm thinking ...
I was just about too ask the same thing.

  • 10.16.2012 8:26 AM PDT

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  • 10.16.2012 9:50 AM PDT

I intend to live forever, or die trying,

so far, so good.


Posted by: the pib
I assume you're talking about Jorge (who isn't fat, he's a giant Spartan, wtf?)... the device brought on board the Corvette wasn't a bomb, it was a slipspace drive. It destroyed the Long Night of Solace by activating and creating a slipspace rupture bubble that cut it in half, teleporting both the intact Corvette and the mid-section of the supercarrier "into oblivion".

It is unknown where they teleported to, but it's extremely unlikely Jorge could ever rig the drive to bring him back to UNSC space. The Corvette does have a slipspace drive of its own, but even if it wasn't destroyed by the Saber Team, without an AI, Jorge would probably not be able to repurpose it to warp to safety.

So he probably died alone lost in space after a couple days... unless, of course, the Covenant stranded with him set a distress beacon like Cortana did at the end of Halo 3, and a rescue party came, and Jorge killed EVERYONE ON BOARD AND HIJACKED AN ENTIRE CRUISER or stowed away until he could get to safe space and escape.


That would make a nice book, if George was to survive as you have said.

  • 10.16.2012 3:49 PM PDT

Posted by: An Justice4 All
Posted by: Mythical Wolf
"Fat guy"



LOL @ fat guy
kids today, ... go figure

Yeah ... everyone knows he was just big boned.

  • 10.17.2012 5:17 AM PDT

<3

c its funny cuz; this thread's still goin'

  • 10.17.2012 5:31 AM PDT

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