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Happy Monday, Bungie Community.

How's it going? Are we all bright and hopeful in the face of a new week? Let's make this the best week of our lives.

(and then it occurs to me that I just had a tall cup of coffee)

In five minutes, I'll be back to my old cynical self. The only thing that gives me hope these days is your mail. Please don't let me down. Ask a question that might engage my coworkers to share their darkest secrets.

Or, ask a question of Jerome (and let me know it's aimed at him). I talked him into going on record this week. He won't answer all of your questions, so save some for the Bungie Panel proper.

  • 10.08.2012 10:01 AM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

First!

To Jerome: On average, how many fans do you have to keep at bay a day?

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  • 10.08.2012 10:01 AM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

2nd

To Jerome: What do you do to keep yourself occupied while on the job?

Also, when I think of you, I think of the gatekeeper from Thor. He hears and sees everything, plus you can just tell that he knows how to party.

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  • 10.08.2012 10:02 AM PDT

3rd

Have you ever applied, or worked for, another gaming company before working/applying at Bungie?

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  • 10.08.2012 10:02 AM PDT

fourth hopeful...

How did you react the first time you were successfully trolled? Either in real life or on the internet.

  • 10.08.2012 10:03 AM PDT

Jerome!

Weekly, how many people do you turn away?
What makes you let a fan into the lobby?
Have you ever felt unsafe or threatened?
How does it feel being a living tank of badassery?

  • 10.08.2012 10:04 AM PDT
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Stupid phone I would have been first ;/

  • 10.08.2012 10:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


Get WorkPlaced!

7th

What is a strange habit that you have?

Like changing the volume in increments of two or, like me, at a restaurant I cannot sit with my back to the door.

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  • 10.08.2012 10:04 AM PDT

Jerome: Over the course of Bungie guarding history, how many fans have you turned away? No need to think too hard on it.

DeeJ: When are we gonna hear about Friday's challenge? Or shall it be forever a mystery?

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  • 10.08.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Key

To Jerome: About how many people have you had to escort off the Bungie Studios premises, and was there any memorable one you could describe?

To Panel: Could you describe your work area (of course omitting anything spoiler-related).

  • 10.08.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.


All of these are for Jerome.

What is the best way to intimidate those who may attempt to sneak their way past you?


Weapon of choice for guarding the bungie studio? (not counting yourself or any part of you)

What is your work out regime?



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  • 10.08.2012 10:06 AM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

What is your favorite holiday and why?

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  • 10.08.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Jerome: Which would you fight; A polar bear, or a tiger?


Panel: How many employees would it take to take down Jerome? Does the studio even have enough?

  • 10.08.2012 10:07 AM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Can I have a peek?

  • 10.08.2012 10:08 AM PDT
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The best victories are the ones the other side didn't expect.

Yes Costco. I need a 50lb bag...I mean sack of sugar.

Jerome: This is not a question. I will take your job, be prepared.

Panel: Who is excited for Dishonored? And since it will have been released by the time you answer these questions, what's your opinion. All of this assumes you guys have actually had time to play of course.

  • 10.08.2012 10:08 AM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3

Did you guys do anything special for Frankie when he left? And do you miss him?

  • 10.08.2012 10:09 AM PDT

I like to think of myself as an AI - I hunger for information, and I know, one day, that hunger will be my ultimate demise.

How many Bungie Employees does it take to change a light bulb? Answers in limerick form please ;)

  • 10.08.2012 10:09 AM PDT

To Jerome: Any stories of extremely persistent fans attempting to get into the studio?

  • 10.08.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Panel: Can I have a dollar?

  • 10.08.2012 10:10 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

To Jerome: Have you ever actually used your Gravity Hammer, or is it just a prop made to scare and intimidate others?

  • 10.08.2012 10:11 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

What's the biggest conga line the employees have formed?

  • 10.08.2012 10:12 AM PDT

La-hoo, Za-her.

Jerome: is it fair to say that the Bungie Podcast peaked with your first appearance? It was never really the same after that day, was it?

  • 10.08.2012 10:12 AM PDT

i have played all the halo games possible. and i love to forge in halo reach. i am on b.net almost everyday for the past year and half and i hope to keep going with my halo spirit.

What super power would you like to have?

  • 10.08.2012 10:12 AM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

Do Jerome and the Disembodied soul ever hang out?

  • 10.08.2012 10:12 AM PDT

What would happen if a fan tried to deliver a cake to the studio?

  • 10.08.2012 10:13 AM PDT