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  • Poll [245 votes]: Who wins the Bungie Poetry Slam?
Subject: Who wins the Bungie Poetry Slam?

Poll: Who wins the Bungie Poetry Slam?  [closed]
M1Silencer:  3%
(8 Votes)
edableshow:  13%
(31 Votes)
Kr1egerdude:  2%
(5 Votes)
lime013:  8%
(20 Votes)
PVSpartanL36:  9%
(21 Votes)
irishfreak:  48%
(117 Votes)
ElitePredator:  9%
(23 Votes)
Unanimate Objec:  8%
(20 Votes)
Total Votes: 245

Your haikus from the Mail Sack challenge have been sorted. All of you honored us with your creativity. Some of you disqualified yourselves by trying to guess the name of our next project. A few of you are on the block to be elected the winner. Play nice.


Posted by: M1Silencer
A group of minds wait
For a spark of gleaming hope
To end their boredom


Posted by: edableshoe
Bungie Dot Net yo
It's pretty much the best place
Like totally man


Posted by: Kr1egerdude
We are the spirit
Starving for a sign of light
Only our dreams live


Posted by: lime013
Gold is our beacon
Guiding us through the darkness
Around in circles


Posted by: PVSpartanL36
Beacons in darkness
Waiting for a brave new world
We still burn brightly


Posted by: irishfreak
Title bar is blue
I'm superior to you
Get on my level


Posted by: Elite Predator
We came for the stats
We all stayed for the lame jokes
This place ain't so bad


Posted by: Unanimate Objec
They won't spill the Tru7h
They instigate the Carnage
We call them Bungie


Honorable Mentions

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Vote for my poem
DeeJ will get really angry
And that's humorous


Posted by: Duardo
A hammer is swung
The ninja laughs mightily
Tears from the troll, shed


Posted by: dmg04
Bungie Oh Bungie
I Love You and Miss You So
I Will wait for you


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
Bungie swag is cool
But I can't afford any
Help a brother out


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
The Community
Likes satisfying your mom
Tell her to call us


Posted by: coolmike699
They know me as the
Master procrastinator
No work gets done here

  • 10.08.2012 4:05 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

IDK!

  • 10.08.2012 4:06 PM PDT

FoMan and I in the honorable mentions, alright, I'll take it. Deciding on my vote now.

Edit: Looking over the Honorable Mentions I am in some good company :)

Edit 2: PVS gets my vote because his words are super empowering.

[Edited on 10.08.2012 4:10 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2012 4:07 PM PDT

irishfreak, because I'm not on his level.

  • 10.08.2012 4:12 PM PDT
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can we stop posting names?

It just turns into a popularity contest.

  • 10.08.2012 4:12 PM PDT

I can't decide between Unanimate Objec's or PVSpartanL36's!

  • 10.08.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Coxx153
can we stop posting names?

It just turns into a popularity contest.
While this is a good idea, people would probably still spill the beans on which is theirs in order to get votes and whatnot.

  • 10.08.2012 4:13 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

How did I not get an honorable mention?!? It was golden :,(

  • 10.08.2012 4:15 PM PDT

GOAT

I submit a write in for Lobster Fish 2's.

And so does my mom.

[Edited on 10.08.2012 4:16 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2012 4:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Coxx153
can we stop posting names?

It just turns into a popularity contest.
While this is a good idea, people would probably still spill the beans on which is theirs in order to get votes and whatnot.

Undoubtedly, but then the popularity would be from people who know whose is whose, which would most likely (I think) be a minority.

  • 10.08.2012 4:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Hey! I'm actually mentioned!

  • 10.08.2012 4:16 PM PDT

Lime, for the meaning behind it. Tis a good one. And it's about time a serious contribution won something instead of one trying to be funny. I think thought should win out over humor personally.

I still like mine.
:P

  • 10.08.2012 4:18 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

PVS! He gets my vote.

  • 10.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I submit a write in for Lobster Fish 2's.

And so does my mom.
I love you both.

  • 10.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: burritosenior
Lime, for the meaning behind it. Tis a good one. And it's about time a serious contribution won something instead of one trying to be funny. I think thought should win out over humor personally.

I still like mine.
:P



Which happened to be what?

  • 10.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

Jeez, thanks DeeJ. Honorable mention will help this brother get swag. *runs and cries in corner.*

OT: lime. It makes sense.

  • 10.08.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

-Me

DeeJ didn't like my clever word play in the second line. that is fine, His name will just be another one added to the list.

  • 10.08.2012 4:22 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

DeeJ must have forgotten to add me to the poll. I voted for lime. :)

  • 10.08.2012 4:23 PM PDT

All the haikus are good, Elite Predators is best.

  • 10.08.2012 4:26 PM PDT

My english teacher was right I'm never gonna be a famous poet. Thanks for rubbing it in deej!

  • 10.08.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I like M1Silencer's; It really shows my feelings towards the darkness well. Good luck!

[Edited on 10.08.2012 4:29 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2012 4:29 PM PDT

I support PORYGON.

"Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand"-Bandit Keith

"Alas poor Yorik, I knew him... IN AMERICA."-Bandit Keith

Well, would you look at that. My Haiku is nominated. Haha, I feel honored :) Good luck to the other nominees!

  • 10.08.2012 4:37 PM PDT
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I would've wholeheartedly voted, if any one of the honorable-mentions was an option...

  • 10.08.2012 4:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: Elite Predator
Well, would you look at that. My Haiku is nominated. Haha, I feel honored :) Good luck to the other nominees!



As to you, Pokeball maestro.

  • 10.08.2012 4:38 PM PDT

Key

I look at the poll.
I see that DeeJ ain't no troll.
He just cannot spell.

  • 10.08.2012 4:39 PM PDT