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1. you've memorized all of Caboose's lines
2. you've memorized everyone's lines
3. every timeyou see a man in pink you call him Lieutenant McMuffin
4. you hear the word 'dirtbag' and automatically hit the nearist person in orange
5. you steal their ideas (does Crimson Vs Cobalt sound familiar?)
6. you post this forum
7. you don't trust spanish robots
8. you play multiplayer and start calling the Scorpion Sheila
9. you turn your buddy into a fax-crapping cyborg 'just for fun'
10. you never wear orange
11. you hear the name 'Tex' and run for cover
12. you buy blue MJOLNIR armor from Nightmare armors
13. you spend more than an hour thinking up 'You know that you watch too much Red Vs Blue when...' replies
14. you buy every RVB product
15. you wear an 'I like me' shirt with pride
16. you name your son Caboose, Church, Grif, or Donut
17. you name your daughter Sheila or Tex
18. you wear orange and think that everyone hates you
19. ...and you're right
20. you name your kids Francisco Montique Zanzibar and kid #2

[Edited on 9/29/2004 2:05:26 PM]

  • 09.29.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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You sneak up on your friends and say in an evil voice "Never be alone"

  • 09.29.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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I've wayched RedVsBlue at least 50 times.(I was bored.)

  • 09.29.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: Daisuke
3. every timeyou see a man in pink you call him 'Mr. Muffin'
20. you name your kids 'Joandedalusmanticorefreegusaph IV' and kid #2


3. It's actually Lieutenant McMuffin
20. The first robot's name is Francisco Montique Zanzibar

And I'd like to add..
21. You correct the list.

I've seen every episode many times. Been watching since episode 9. It's awesome.

  • 09.29.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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Editing complete. Thanks for catching my mistake Halo53. And as for #20, I just made up a name since I couldn't remember the original.

[Edited on 9/29/2004 2:22:34 PM]

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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: Daisuke
Editing complete. Thanks for catching my mistake Halo52. And as for #20, I just made up a name since I couldn't remember the original.


You thanked me for catching your mistakes, and then mistakenly called me Halo52 instead of Halo53. I think that's ironic.

"So now we're forced to work together. How ironic." Grif
"No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other. " Simmons
"No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him." Donut
"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds." Sarge
"I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron." Caboose


[Edited on 9/29/2004 2:20:58 PM]

  • 09.29.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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Sorry about that, I haven't had much sleep lately.

  • 09.29.2004 2:23 PM PDT
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When your friends cant play Halo with one another without you quoting lines all nite long.

"He's doing that thing again." Tucker

  • 09.29.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: E1337
When your friends cant play Halo with one another without you quoting lines all nite long.

"He's doing that thing again." Tucker
when you play Halo and reinact Red Vs Blue in every detail.

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Posted by: E1337
When your friends cant play Halo with one another without you quoting lines all nite long.

"He's doing that thing again." Tucker


relates to my post.

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Oh F*** berries.-Tucker

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Caboose-"Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker..."
Tucker-"Alright, you can radio Church!"
Caboose-"Thanks man."

[Edited on 10/11/2004 4:21:10 PM]

  • 10.11.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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i have too much RvB. check my screen name.

  • 10.11.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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...when you wait an hour at your computer for EACH episode to download from Fileplanet.com.

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Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: Daisuke
Editing complete. Thanks for catching my mistake Halo52. And as for #20, I just made up a name since I couldn't remember the original.


You thanked me for catching your mistakes, and then mistakenly called me Halo52 instead of Halo53. I think that's ironic.

"So now we're forced to work together. How ironic." Grif
"No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other. " Simmons
"No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him." Donut
"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds." Sarge
"I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron." Caboose

"Okay, we all agree that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd, in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?" -Church

-You didn't get into Red vs. Blue because of Halo, you got into Halo because of RvB. (Guilty)

-You started a website dedicated to scripts (Guilty)

-When you see a spider you run and cover, afraid it could explode any time soon.

-You refuse to buy your mother flowers for Mothers Day because Sarge said so.

-You sit at the official website and refresh it many times a day waiting for season 3.

hehe, sometimes when I'm bored I go onto teenchat.com under the name Sarge, and talk to people using only RvB quotes. I get some of the funniest responses.

"I don't know who the -blam!- he is, he keeps talking about tanks and -blam!-"

They all think I'm a guy too. It's comical.

  • 10.11.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Any time you teacher lies you say her soul is a cavern of one.
I made the mistake of doing that once. Only once though...

  • 10.11.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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When you greet your friends in public by yelling "No way, I am not wiggling your dongle!"

  • 10.11.2004 6:28 PM PDT
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-You have the whole Trocadero* soundtrack memorized.

*Trocadero are the guys (and girl) that do the music for RvB.

  • 10.11.2004 6:33 PM PDT