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  • Poll [18 votes]: the truth behind Kat
Subject: the truth behind Kat
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Poll: the truth behind Kat  [closed]
KimJongChill:  44%
(8 Votes)
path1k:  56%
(10 Votes)
Total Votes: 18

KimJongChill and me both came up with our own theory of what actually happened to Kat (if that's her real name?)

Posted by: path1k
when kat took a needle to the head, carter took out a small black box, opened it to reveal a ring as a tear slipped down his cheek while the others fired at the phantom in vain. with nothing to lose, carter rams the pelican into the scarab to be with his one true love

little did they know Jorge killed Kat.
how? i'll tell you how:
he swapped kats helmet with a Toys 'R Us counterpart before the space battle
(you'd think she'd be able to tell the difference between her real helmet and a toy, which is why Jorge injected her with enough morphine to make the 2 indistinguishable, he didn't take into account how it would affect her driving skills though)

when the corvette exploded jorge armour locked then proceeded to new alexandria in secret, he allied with the covy and shot kat with a needle rifle to avoid suspicion then jumped into the glassing to be with his one true love.

unfortunately kat liked emile

Posted by: KimJongChill
OK, on New Alexandria, Kat gets shot in the head. Noble team brings her with them.

There's is no proof that Kat died. Instead, she suffered brain damage leading to memory loss. Due to this, her voice/accent was changed, because she had no recollection of her previous identity. She was taken to Earth and when she woke up, she had know idea who she was and adopted a new identity, Miranda Keyes.

Halo 2, on Cairo station, during the award ceremony, Hood gave Miranda a medal for her father Jacob Keyes' heroism on Halo. The medal was ACTUALLY for Kat's bravery on Reach, but since she believed she was Miranda now, Hood didn't want to upset her and played along.

Halo 3, Miranda crashed into the Ark's control room to stop Truth. In Reach, Kat was also a bad driver and crashed all the time.

She also hesitated when Johnson told her to kill him and then herself. The reason was that subconsciously Miranda remembered that, as Kat, she used to teamkill Noble Six all the time, by running him over or driving him off a cliff. Because of this, she was hesitant to TK again.

Also, after Truth shot her, Johnson carried her body to a Pelican. Again, we don't find out if she actually died. This parallels how Noble team brought Kat's body along with them to be evacuated.

That's my analysis. It all makes sense now.

so who's theory do you like more?

  • 10.09.2012 12:10 AM PDT

There's always room for you, If you want to be my friend.

Your theories are crazy man, all we can confirm right now is that Master-chief is Jun.

[Edited on 10.09.2012 12:26 AM PDT]

  • 10.09.2012 12:26 AM PDT

Both theories are stupid.

[Edited on 10.09.2012 1:02 AM PDT]

  • 10.09.2012 1:02 AM PDT
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  • 10.09.2012 1:04 AM PDT

i agree with the second one. I am pretty sure Kat got her drivers license from a packet of cereal.

  • 10.09.2012 2:04 AM PDT

Your theory explains so much ... especially Kats (lack of) driving skills.

The number of times I now recall walking into a room and feeling that awkward moment fill the room, the glances between the two.
... the number of time Jorge made inappropiate comments regarding uses of Kats servo enhanced 'pump' action arm.
... the way he humped his own gun, patted his own arm, and then gave Kat that knowing glance.

  • 10.09.2012 5:27 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Milky Bravo
i agree with the second one. I am pretty sure Kat got her drivers license from a packet of cereal.
This.

Plus, that first paragraph of yours could be an entire other option.

  • 10.09.2012 7:20 AM PDT

Posted by: Milky Bravo
i agree with the second one. I am pretty sure Kat got her drivers license from a packet of cereal.
Kat drives no worse than any other friendly.

  • 10.09.2012 2:02 PM PDT

Arbitor they outnumber us three to one!
Then it is an even fight.

Arbitor > Arbiter.
Arbitor = Rank above Arbiter.

A big thanks to kids that did this to 343 after they heard they get an infection game mode in halo 4 with no thought of normal playlists.


Posted by: Neutralism
Your theories are crazy man, all we can confirm right now is that Master-chief is Jun.
Quoted for tru7h.

  • 10.09.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

path1k

  • 10.09.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Neutralism
Your theories are crazy man, all we can confirm right now is that Master-chief is Jun.

No, what about Noble Six being the Arbiter?

  • 10.09.2012 4:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: InvasionImminent
Posted by: Neutralism
Your theories are crazy man, all we can confirm right now is that Master-chief is Jun.

No, what about Noble Six being the Arbiter?

No dude Gordon Freeman is Noble Six.

  • 10.09.2012 5:25 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Oh GodLike One
Your theory explains so much ... especially Kats (lack of) driving skills.

The number of times I now recall walking into a room and feeling that awkward moment fill the room, the glances between the two.
... the number of time Jorge made inappropiate comments regarding uses of Kats servo enhanced 'pump' action arm.
... the way he humped his own gun, patted his own arm, and then gave Kat that knowing glance.
too bad Kat didn't notice the hints of his desires

  • 10.09.2012 5:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: Milky Bravo
i agree with the second one. I am pretty sure Kat got her drivers license from a packet of cereal.

lol

  • 10.09.2012 7:11 PM PDT

They're both dumb.

  • 10.09.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Posted by: path1k
Posted by: Oh GodLike One
Your theory explains so much ... especially Kats (lack of) driving skills.

The number of times I now recall walking into a room and feeling that awkward moment fill the room, the glances between the two.
... the number of time Jorge made inappropiate comments regarding uses of Kats servo enhanced 'pump' action arm.
... the way he humped his own gun, patted his own arm, and then gave Kat that knowing glance.
too bad Kat didn't notice the hints of his desires


Oh she noticed those hints ... and acted on them.
Well at least in the european release she did. Although it appeared to be a veeery cold night - at lease for Jorge.
(Perhaps he should of held back on all those roids)

  • 10.28.2012 6:31 AM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

Wrong, this is the truth about Kat.

  • 10.28.2012 6:32 AM PDT

Posted by: Marathon
Wrong, this is the truth about Kat.

lol ... classic.

Now if it had been the real Ket there would have been 27 innocents shot and a major vehicle accident.

Also ... gotta wonder about the amount of sweat in that costume afterwards. And who was the character in the pink dress at the next stand meant to be ?!?

  • 10.28.2012 6:52 AM PDT