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Subject: If Bungie posted a job listing perfect for you, what would it be?
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What would be the title and some of the requirements and preferences if Bungie posted a job listing that was absolutely perfect for you to apply for?

As always, just curious.

  • 10.09.2012 8:12 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Toast maker.

-Must know how to use a toaster
-Gets to annoy Stosh

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  • 10.09.2012 8:13 AM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Some day, Bungie will be big enough to need an internal auditor.

Some fine, glorious day . . .

  • 10.09.2012 8:13 AM PDT

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Only after we ban Bricypoo.

That guy who does really stupid stuff to entertain you when you get extremely bored.

  • 10.09.2012 8:19 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Court Jester.

  • 10.09.2012 8:22 AM PDT
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I have a BCom with specializations in management and marketing... so some sort of marketing management position would be ballin'.

  • 10.09.2012 8:23 AM PDT

Forecaster! I don't think Bungie has Meteorologist positions.

  • 10.09.2012 8:27 AM PDT

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They have posted the perfect job for me, Production Engineer.. Unfortunately I'm not perfect for them...

  • 10.09.2012 8:29 AM PDT

I wouldn't mind being working on graphics design for Bungie. Be that game covers to bungie.net wallpapers ect. Anything that involves Photoshop.

  • 10.09.2012 8:35 AM PDT

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Czar of Cats. In charge of any cat related concerns either within the company or the community at large.

  • 10.09.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Pants inspector.

  • 10.09.2012 8:49 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

Bio-chemical warfare engineer.

  • 10.09.2012 8:51 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Adolescent Mathematics/Physics professor wanted for Bungie studios. This will never happen.

  • 10.09.2012 9:01 AM PDT
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I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.

Security. I would love for nothing more than to wield the lobby banhammer.

  • 10.09.2012 9:07 AM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

Game tester and also the official cup checker. For the cup checking I'd use my foot and a baseball bat to keep things interesting. I'd also love to sit on the roof top with a paintball gun shooting fans that are trying to bother Jerome./awesome job.



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  • 10.09.2012 9:10 AM PDT

My future is certain, I will one day fly away. All because I am saved from the penalty of sin. I know he lives.

AutoCAD Drafter / Autodesk Inventor Modeler
This would be good for me. But they would have to have options that include not relocating and only needed part time.

I would love to work for Bungie, but don't feel like packing up my family and moving them across country. Also, I realy enjoy the job I have now. So I wouldn't want to fix something that wasn't broken.

  • 10.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT
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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

Economy designer would be pretty cool.

  • 10.09.2012 9:19 AM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Check out this Thread on how to help new members here on Bungie.net

Food tester and drink tester... just in case anything is tainted

  • 10.09.2012 9:21 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Physicist. They could really use it to help with their canon.

  • 10.09.2012 9:27 AM PDT

I think it would be pretty cool to be Bungie's resident brain surgeon.

  • 10.09.2012 10:10 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Personal Office Entertainment, and they would have five grand pianos throughout the entire building in public areas. I would have three others that would make up a Jazz Rhythm section, and I could solo some on trombone, or play a song myself on piano and sing them all to a happy place while they work.


I could also write songs around memos, and deliver the memos in a trans-pop-new-age-R&B-funk-trash-anglo-sub-ballad fashion. Think of how amazing each memo would become!

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  • 10.09.2012 10:14 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Interior decorator. All those statues and LED lights and oddments have to go. It's doilies and glass miniatures from here on out.

  • 10.09.2012 10:35 AM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

Whiskey drinker

  • 10.09.2012 10:37 AM PDT

Fight your way out; only scrubs and mashers jump out of the corner

I'm cheating a bit, since mine actually exists: Software Engineer in Test.

This was a position I held at a company I previously worked at, and I loved it! I was as deep in the product's code base as I wanted to be, got to use that knowledge to find really interesting bugs. I got to write complex automation systems and test suites to find bugs and certify nightly builds for manual testing, and eventually got to write APIs in our product to further testing.

  • 10.09.2012 10:42 AM PDT

What goes here??

Donut run getter.

  • 10.09.2012 10:50 AM PDT

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