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Subject: If Bungie posted a job listing perfect for you, what would it be?

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  • 10.09.2012 6:16 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


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I've been ninjad. I was gonna post this, except I was gonna put baseball bat (coated in nitric acid) in place of the Katana and Destiny shirts in place of the black pajamas. Well, you beat me to it, so I guess I'm out of the running. Grats man.

Back up: Aggressive driver/Road Rage Lead. I could drive around, very aggressively, and yell at people who annoy me on the road. I don't know why Bungie would want nor need such a position. Also they put "Lead" on a lot of their job listings so I'm adding that for no real reason at all.

  • 10.09.2012 6:32 PM PDT

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The fabled and nonexistent "Idea Guy" job.

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Posted by: evilcam
Back up: Aggressive driver/Road Rage Lead. I could drive around, very aggressively, and yell at people who annoy me on the road. I don't know why Bungie would want nor need such a position. Also they put "Lead" on a lot of their job listings so I'm adding that for no real reason at all.
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  • 10.09.2012 6:35 PM PDT

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Eye surgeon.....

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  • 10.09.2012 6:35 PM PDT

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On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

"We're looking for a 15-year-old kid who is a complete geek about astronomy and cosmology."

Why the hell they'd need such a person is beyond me.

  • 10.09.2012 7:05 PM PDT

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I have no qualifications.

Now, if they could pay me to post on their forums and go snowboarding, i'd be set.

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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Some kind of multi-media guy. Or something involving journalism.

  • 10.09.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Seat tester.

  • 10.09.2012 8:09 PM PDT

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Physicist. They could really use it to help with their canon.

Badda bing, badda BOOOOOM!!! (haha)

I'm a physics major myself, and we'll be getting to Lagrangians later this semester... I'm so stoked!
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  • 10.09.2012 8:28 PM PDT

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  • 10.09.2012 9:03 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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Seat tester.


Assistant seat tester.

  • 10.09.2012 9:04 PM PDT
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were looking for a real life Master Chief.

  • 10.09.2012 9:05 PM PDT

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

If Marty suddenly required an assistant who would be paid absurdly and be solely responsible for creating (mostly) unusable music for Bungie's next IP, I'd be all over that. I would also require an assistant to fetch tea, instruments, and additional LCD displays (so I can compose while I compose).

This is all contrary to my username, as I've just realized.

[Edited on 10.09.2012 10:37 PM PDT]

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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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  • 10.09.2012 10:40 PM PDT

I write poetry, I write short-stories, I listen to hip-hop (80s&90s), Reggae, Classic Rock n Roll, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Blues, and the 60s, 70s.

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  • 10.09.2012 11:25 PM PDT

I am your sword and shield to guide you through countless battles. I am your Alpha and Omega; beginning and end. I am GAMMA.

CEO of n00b stomping. Any and all new employees have to go through rigorous trial by fire (and by fire I mean video game marathons) via myself.

I also wouldn't mind being errand boy for the concept artists or engineers. They're busy dudes right about now I'd imagine.

On a much more serious note, I think Lead community event organizer would be absolutely incredible, I would love nothing more than to be in charge of community play-dates, ride alongs, etc to get a feel for how you guys are doing

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If Bungie posted a job listing perfect for me, it would be the job of supervising. I would go around and supervise everyone to make sure they're doing what they're supposed to, and if they're slacking, I would sick Ling Ling on them.

  • 10.10.2012 7:02 AM PDT

Writing and producing video content for the marketing team.

  • 10.10.2012 10:27 AM PDT

Lurking since 2009

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  • 10.10.2012 11:25 AM PDT

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