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Subject: B-Harmony / Enhanced account profiles?

Welcome to the town of "Diligence." I'm Mayor Due.


Hi there!

Here we are again, huh? B-net. Grinding through unrelatable or irrelevant threads. Waiting on B-next or whatever the future holds.

Quick question.

How you feel if you knew that you could come here and be matched with B-net members that fit your unique lifestyle?

How would you feel if the responses you recieved were by like minded and genuine users at your stage in life?

What if...B-net took the time to match you with other users?

Mythic mates so to say... The perfect users...

Members that suit your ever changing and busy lifestyle. Perhaps the one and only member you may ever need to meet...


My suggestion is an updated profile. Sounds simple, and it is. If you just want personal affirmation of your dreams, thoughts or desires, check that box.

Say you are looking to gather more knowledge and become a sponge of information, just check that box.

Looking for a little spice, need opposing views... That's right, just go and check the box.

It's an idea in it's infancy, I know. The only thing missing is some input from the most important member here.




That's right, You.

Discuss the idea of personalized B-net experiences, and
what, or who, you are looking for?

Heck, you might even be satisfied by a B-net member already! Feel free to discuss that as well.


Too long? Didn't read?

They already had the "choose game by Psych Profiles" in their game, would it work here as well?

  • 10.13.2012 3:19 AM PDT

If this is a parody I commend you...if you're being serious, we might have a problem.

  • 10.13.2012 3:36 AM PDT

Кланяються мені!

Lol no thanks bro, I have no desire to be satisfied by anybody here. It is a mortifying thought.

  • 10.13.2012 3:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

*ding!*

ecartman1214, you have a new match on B-harmony!

*clicks link*

User: x Foman123 x
Motto: I AM HERE TO SATISFY YOU!
Likes: I LIKE SUGAR DADDIES LOL WHO KNOW HOW TO TREAT SOMEBODY RIGHT AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BABYS LOL AND LIKE BUYING NICE THINGS IT DONT HURT IF HES NICE IN THE SACK TOO LOL
Dislikes: HAIRY BODYS AND LOUDMOUTHS WHO DONT NO IM THE BOSS LOL

*ding!*

ecartman1214, your match requests communication!

*click*

HEY SWEETCHEEKS THIS BHARMONY THING IS AMAZING AND I NO U LIKE WHAT U SEE CALL ME SOMETIME BABY

  • 10.13.2012 3:59 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
*ding!*

ecartman1214, you have a new match on B-harmony!

*clicks link*

User: x Foman123 x
Motto: I AM HERE TO SATISFY YOU!
Likes: I LIKE SUGAR DADDIES LOL WHO KNOW HOW TO TREAT SOMEBODY RIGHT AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BABYS LOL AND LIKE BUYING NICE THINGS IT DONT HURT IF HES NICE IN THE SACK TOO LOL
Dislikes: HAIRY BODYS AND LOUDMOUTHS WHO DONT NO IM THE BOSS LOL

*ding!*

ecartman1214, your match requests communication!

*click*

HEY SWEETCHEEKS THIS BHARMONY THING IS AMAZING AND I NO U LIKE WHAT U SEE CALL ME SOMETIME BABY
Great, now I'm scarred for the next 3 weeks.

  • 10.13.2012 4:00 AM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Next time I get banned by Foman, I will have a horrid mental image reminiscent of an orange guy wearing a thong from E-harmony.

  • 10.13.2012 4:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Acres 057
Next time I get banned by Foman, I will have a horrid mental image reminiscent of an orange guy wearing a thong from E-harmony.
You're not helping. >:(

  • 10.13.2012 4:06 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

We tried making this into a dating site a little while back. Some people didn't like receiving PM's telling them that they're a cool guy and that they should check out their BEARly legal webcams.

Turns out that bungie had just strapped a bunch of bears to a computer and told them to come up with puns. They were terrible at it.

  • 10.13.2012 4:08 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Boring.

  • 10.13.2012 6:26 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

OTK

I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter

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  • 10.13.2012 6:28 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Bungie.net is not a dating site.

  • 10.13.2012 6:29 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

OTK

I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter


Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
hey baby, wana see my -blam!-?

  • 10.13.2012 6:30 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: ian1706

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
hey baby, wana see my -blam!-?


No, go away

  • 10.13.2012 6:31 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.


lol

  • 10.13.2012 6:39 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
lol
I giggled.

  • 10.13.2012 6:41 AM PDT

I like this idea. Only problem is I'd be all alone...

  • 10.13.2012 6:45 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

I'm pretty sure Achronos mentioned once that Bungie.net WAS a dating site. Now if I could only find confirmation of this... maybe he'll be nice enough to show up and reconfirm this.

Anyway, I support this, I'm tired of being forever alone.

  • 10.13.2012 6:49 AM PDT

Consol Embu
Xbox Ambassador

Hello community, If you have any questions or concerns then please feel free to ask, whatever it may be and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge/ability. (It may not be THE answer you're looking for but AN answer is better than NO answer.)

KEEP CALM AND PLAY XBOX
Thank you.


Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.


Yes it is. I came for the ladies! You shut it!

  • 10.13.2012 7:23 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

lol

  • 10.13.2012 7:49 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
lol
I giggled.


a/s/l?

  • 10.13.2012 8:02 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
You were ok with it last thread.

I think we finally found out what Bungie.next is going to be.

  • 10.13.2012 8:03 AM PDT

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

Ockeghem
Missa Prolationum

Excellent idea!

Single white male here.

LF: Your mom.

  • 10.13.2012 8:03 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.
lol
I giggled.
a/s/l?
I bet you say that to all the girls.

  • 10.13.2012 8:04 AM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.


Posted by: x Foman123 x

That was too funny

  • 10.13.2012 8:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15
Bungie.net is not a dating site.

You sure? I've already had three happy marriages due to Bungie.net.

[Edited on 10.13.2012 9:30 AM PDT]

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